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I kept forgetting not to look into the secret camera. My big brother always preferred it when he pretended he was spying on me and my boyfriend having sex. I felt kinda bad, but my boyfriend seemed way happier now that we were having more sex, so what
No more pretending we didn’t touch. Not five minutes after Dad started driving me to class, he had a bulge he couldn’t deny. When I rubbed his thigh, he was trying not to wreck. When I squeezed his cock, he stopped yelling and resisting.
losemydignity: rentlyrics: - Goodbye Love Requested by imanisamazing Yes, you live a lie. Tell you why: You’re always preaching not to be numb, when that’s how you thrive. You pretend to create and observe so you really detach
Honey, I also want you to tell my boss that I’m not wearing panties and that you have shaved my pussy for him. It’s time you stopped pretending that you aren’t a cuckold.
royalsiblings: At first we only teased, grinding and playing, promising not to put it in, pretending it wasn’t incest if he didn’t insert… but things always got hotter and heavier… and when he started to push inside all I could do was moan and
I don’t pretend to understand
gentledom: How else could we establish the deep trust we need? Being honest doesn’t just mean to not tell lies but also to not hide things - and not to pretend anything, either.
Relatively sfw? It’s not like you guys don’t see people without shirts on elsewhere. >.> Anyways, I have super sensitive skin. If I don’t do things very carefully I’ll break out in rashes all over it’s the worst. Luckil
realitytvgifs: me and my bff pretending to care about your bullshit
Even if she is so sick inside that she thinks she does. And if you pretend to love her, even a little, then hurting her should not even be a thought in your mind.
Who am I kidding? I need you Jane-chan!!! Much like Koala Princess’ vision in the Eucalyptus Jungle in Season 5, Episode 13 what you saw on the Boardwalk the other day was not what it seemed. I was only pretending to date Kiki to defend my family
sweetsluttyangel: Life is too short to pretend you’re not into some kinky shit
(If I started writing these posts early enough not to fall asleep during them, they might be more on time.)Person of Interest Appreciation Week: Day 3Favorite dynamic time!…Let me just have my moment of pretending that I care about things for reaso
Last night I found out Lauren Zuke had deleted her Twitter account due to harassments concerning Steven Universe. I am not gonna pretend that I know the whole story, but from I heard it is mostly due to leaks, the stupid ship wars of Amedot and Lapidot,
be-cronus: ddeeric: How can anyone pretend cronus is a good character like I know how it is to latch onto bad characters and be totally aware of the bad things they’ve done and still love them and I’m not trying to directly call out people who like
In light of someone I know personally finding my FAKE profile on Bumble made with someone STEALING photos of my face and IMPERSONATING me for their own gain, I just want to say that I do NOT have any sort of dating app or profile. If you see my photos
slayola: foralltheblacksheep: slayola: people who call soda “pop” are not to be trusted Apparently most of Canada is not to be trusted. ur goddamn right they’re not. those sneaky canadians pretend they’re all nice and the next thing u know
aiffe: noservice-blog: Communism Theocracy Anarchy Fascism Oh….so THAT’S what they were going for. Maaaaaaaaan….this just shows why Bryke should not be tackling this kind of issue. They’re not insightful enough, basically. Let’s start
commanderfreddy: tom nook coming over to my house for a nice cup of tea and being unable to tear his eyes away from the mona lisa with eyebrows i got from his wretched ex husband who he never formalised a divorce with
pingo1387:c3rvida3:I love how when someone blocks you on Tumblr, it just pretends it can’t load their page instead of telling you to get fucked. It’s so funny. Like, why is this website trying not to hurt my feelings?
“The day after you broke my heart I held my own hand for longer than the ten hours you did. Partly to pretend. Partly to forget. Mostly to prove my body’s still real when it’s not being touched.” ~Natalie Wee, In Nobodys Defense
i’m just gonna let this night go to the dark RPF place i know some of you were thinkin about see it’s not that weird, because i drew their wife/gf there filming it that makes it not weird i’m just really excited about sherlock s3 okay
thicccc: accioganja: thicccc: accioganja: thicccc: totally iconic i cant believe one direction started the abbey road phenomenon i’m so proud of them I really hope people know that it was the Beatles who started this not One Direction! the beatles?
i have a healthy level of respect for people who do karaoke. esoecially when they seem reasonably sober while im 5 bourbon and bitters into being conpletely shitfaced. i thnk when ppl see you drink alone they have to say somethjng?
We all have that boy; he's the boy we try to pretend we aren't looking for as we make our way to class. He's the boy that we lie about and claim not to care about anymore. He's the boy that gives you the cliché butterflies, complete with the weakness
sonicscrewdriversnroses: I swear Hardy keeps pretending to forget Ellie’s son’s name so it’s not so obvious that he’s in love with her
miaman: heroburger: So I just got this weird message from someone pretending to be Beek. I’ve never even spoken to Beek so I was really confused at first. However this url has a hyphen. Beek’s url is beekwhy, not beek-why. When you go to the blog
iwantineedthebooty: bronzewitch30928: appropriately-inappropriate: starcrossedcherik: bootleg-firework: shrinking-ulzzang: rabid-logan: barbie-isalive: This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead
generallokisuggestion: Not to be controversial but so many of you talk about “chaotic energies” and what not while pretending you’re all BIG fans of chaos, when you can’t even handle a little pineapple on pizza. Stop chaosfaking.
swyrs:can we just collectively agree not to pressure or bother people who don’t drive by choice like I’m sorry if it upsets you (???) that I utilize public transit but let’s not pretend that your problem with it isn’t first and foremost inherently
gothdolly: Best way not to get your Heart broken, is to pretend you don’t have one …
engulfing-shadows: It had started as such a simple plan. The wards they had used were easy enough to bypass, though it was hard for her not to use her magic while she pretended she couldn’t. Though when the time came, she went from prisoner to the
3 bands that you don’t have to like because you’re allowed to have your own opinion -Dance Gavin Dance -Pierce The Veil -A Day To Remember 3 bands that you have to at least pretend to like for me to talk to you -Dance Gavin Dance -Pierce
themaninthechair: Millions of people, pick any twoThey could be just likeYou and me used to beWay back when, strangers, then -I turned the cornerAnd there you stoodYour smile like home to meYour heart familiarNo use pretending, not that I could
swyrs: Can we just collectively agree not to pressure or bother people who don’t drive by choice like I’m sorry if it upsets you (???) that I utilize public transit but let’s not pretend that your problem with it isn’t first and foremost inherently
mattyhealygifs: “Well, that whole ‘I don’t give a shit’ thing has never really gone far with me. It’s why indie is my most hated [music] scene — a scene where you pretend you don’t care in order to not get judged on how bad you are as
showings:“Call it a wild perversity or a wild optimism, but they were right, our ancestors, to celebrate what they feared. What I fear I avoid. What I fear I pretend does not exist. What I fear is quietly killing me. Would there be a festival for my
captioningposts:phoenix-carstairs:Telling us not to wear a scarf is oppression you fucking fools let us wear whatever we want[video id: tiktok posted by @/sfkhader where she switches between pretending to be two different people. the first person is a
Ok but I saw Eminem and Lana Del Rey this weekend and I’m just not sure I can return to my normal every day life after that.
I am always made to look like the bad guy.
I’m done pretending to like people I don’t like. I don’t care if they mean something to you. if I don’t like them trust me when I say I have a good reason not to. I give everyone a fair chance but some people like to take advantage
dallasdaddy69:comeandtouch:Like this post/story and others like it? Follow me @dallasdaddy69Too hot… too hairy of a chest and abs… and way to sexy not to share this pice with you!😉Stories are fiction and intended for readers 18 and up. All pretend
in other not super sad thinkings of bun: I will pay someone to just film ted cruz all day, nothing cheers me up more than watching his awkwardness. he is what happens when a blobfish somehow finds itself running for president and doesnt know how he got
regardsbree replied to your post: regardsbree replied to your post: my first time… lmfao, truuu I can only relieve my irritation through pretending to beat his ass every time he texts me.
it also hurts me when really popular artists in the fandom still draw and make comics about Nepeta like a weak little girl, not being taken seriously and needing Equius to back her up with every little issue she has or needing Equius to shoo away people
castielismycherrypie: hermionemollycharliepond: just-raowolf: edenwolfie: my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe
preservable: the best way not to get your heart broken is to pretend you don’t have one.
Sometimes I think I should pretend having a sexually functioning body… and indulge in the chastity fetish I don’t have or understand but commit to being caged for someone… I would able to be so so good for you with like no effort
prettypositivity:train your mind to think positively. positive thoughts manifest positive outcomes. if not a positive outcome, then a positive perspective. “what if I fail?” becomes “what if I succeed?” “what if this goes wrong?” becomes “what
yourmoansareasymphony: I know I promised not to post James Deen but let’s pretend it’s not him.
submarta: swaybound:Reminds me of dog training. Look at those cookies. If you’d teach a dog not to try and take those cookies, most dogs seem to start to pretend the cookies aren’t even there anymore. sm
Went into the gemsona maker and made two of ‘em. On the left we got my birthgem sapphire ready for her day in the court, and on the right we got 7XC.(pretend-im-not-there)AWESOMEi was gonna ask if you wanted me to improvise on 7′s design but i’m
……..you’re completely right. just put it all on the sofa he’ll get to it later