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Not a word had been spoken. It was just her and her dad at home and she thought she’d tease him while he watched the game, by bending over in front of him pretending to look for something on the coffee table. After months of this type of behaviour,
pretend-time: A few days late to post but why not express my nakedness. I’m happy that finals are over and that I’m back with my dog :-)
not-sogoodgirl: Sometimes princess’ like to pretend to pout and sulk after Daddy leaves them with his big creamy mess. But Daddy knows JUST how much we love when he leaves us covered in his cum
buttart: jetgreguar: pepperonideluxe: Stipulations- The comic is about pretend you you, not pretend pretend you, so; You need to be a real person with a face, like a real person face not a wolf face or an otter face or what have you I need to know
I loved the way my mother rewarded me for going out with her to her stuffy business functions and pretending to be her boy toy. Then again…given the way she rewarded me…I’m not so sure there was a whole lot of pretending going on.
*pretends to post these phone wallpapers for anyone else that likes Ruby and not because I’m obsessed with this character*(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Not one that uses my real name and pretends to know me.. Obviously don’t use my name for a reason but thanks to the last anon.
webbcrawler: profeminist: “Gonna go ahead and get this ball rolling early: Pretending to test positive for COVID-19 isn’t a funny April Fool’s joke” - Emma Handy Also not funny: Pretending you’re about to say that you’ve tested
dilazzaurus: I will admit to having a weakness for ships where one character pretends to not care at all for the other but then does really nice things while pretending it’s no big deal.
I am failing and i am falling I want to be better but my hands are slipping and i can’t pretend i can hold on any more
devalina: femonster: feministdisney: “I can’t pretend I don’t have some rotting branches; we can’t pretend our privileges don’t exist just because we do not like them. To relinquish the power they hold, we have to constantly expose them
pyroluminescence: Sometimes I want to crawl onto someone’s lap and purr at them except I’m not a cat and this bothers me a lot
poisonandacure: So, what, you want us to pretend to be one big happy pack-family?Well, yeah. Except not pretend.Hunter!Stiles Sterek AU: How to Tame Your Werewolf - Part 10a of (x) Prev. | Next
rnilkyy: roleplay is like “we’re gonna go to the bar and pretend we dont know each other so we can flirt then pretend to go back home for a one night stand” not… “for the entirety of our relationship im going to be the dominant one who pretends
thestolentardis: 6/100 people that make me hot and bothered → James McAvoy “I’m 5 foot 7 and I’ve got pasty white skin. I don’t think I’m ugly, don’t get me wrong, but I’m not your classic lead man, Brad Pitt guy.”
like-an-amazon: You are not allowed to pretend that I am not sick.You are not allowed to say that I limp because I am seeking attentionYou are not allowed to force me to walk faster than I am ableYou are not allowed to call me lazy when I spend the day
I’m not sure how much longer I can continue pretending to be a functioning being, much less pretending that I’m fine and everything’s good to the people around me. I’m finally to the point where I want it all to just stop.
Of course I would want to know why you questioned me about a person, what did you want me to do? Lie to my own boyfriend? Pretend like nothing happened? Pretend like I’m okay with all of this? Im not. Mostly when it has to deal with someone I
deepthroatenthusiast: He blindfolded her and step to the side to make a video how she will deep throat his buddy’s cock. She already know that this is not her boyfriend, but pretend to not notice. She find it exciting to get another cock in front of
slutofbabylon: Not to be a shrew but 2k18 is the year where we all stop pretending alcohol is a personality trait
(pretend i have an intersting introduction that is both witty and profound) i’m not sure where i’m going to start. perhaps with my phone dicking out on me in the middle of a very sensitive conversation last night. so that’s making me
paceofbase: I’m not an avenger. I’m a pie maker. I’m not going to pretend to be something I’m not. It’s stressful.
spoken-not-written: irwinsecure: pretending to be depressed will not get your friends pretending to self harm will not make people like you pretending to have panic attacks is not something to be proud of pretending to be socially awkward doesn’t
pretend-animator: asynca: notkatniss: the honest to god tomb raider poster vs literally me throwing that shit in photoshop for not even 10 whole ass minutes. why are poster makers this bad YOU FIXED IT, I LOVE YOU ONCE I SAW GIRAFFE NECK LARA, I COULDN’T
glitteryastrology: clingy but pretends they’re not: capricorn, scorpio, taurus, leo not clingy, not fronting: aquarius, virgo, gemini, sagittarius not clingy but pretends to be: libra clingy and doesn’t give a fuck: cancer, pisces, aries
cranberriesofficial: do not ignore pakistan. do not pretend like pakistan is not suffering. do not pretend that pakistan is not important enough to post about right now.
itsjustajlove: When you walk outside pretending not be nosey knowing damn well you just came out to hear what ya neighbors was arguing about … 👀👂🏾☕️
you were good enough for me…i just wasnt good enough for you…i’ll never be good enough for anyone….
jemmasmmns: “I’d love to. But I don’t know…I think that ship’s sailed. It’s a dream, but I don’t think I’d really be good at it. I’m not a natural musician. But it was really fun to pretend. I’d like to pretend again.”
paprika:someone: remember when…my forgetful ass: probably not
Fake 👆🏽 account. They be following you pretending to be me. I don’t mind fan accounts, i love them, but when you pretend to be me not cool in any books. by nikkibenz
“From a young age, I didn’t really want to follow the crowds, even if that made me unpopular or not cool. I mean, I probably should try a lot harder to pretend to be cool, but I’m really not. It’s too much effort for me to try to be aloof and
thisshitfunny-deactivated201511: sleepycutie: why do y'all pretend to like beer
Okay here’s a cool story–My friend just sent me a message on facebook telling me she’s been ignoring me because she’s “upset” with me. Oh and she also said not to pretend that I haven’t noticed. LOOOOOOOOOOL
bustysister: I kept forgetting not to look into the secret camera. My big brother always preferred it when he pretended he was spying on me and my boyfriend having sex. I felt kinda bad, but my boyfriend seemed way happier now that we were having more
i think about how happy i am to be black so i don’t ever embarrass myself pretending i am like at least once a week. i feel so blessed that i don’t feel compelled to pretend to be someone i’m not.
whore-beater: violent-rape-fantasies: Don’t even pretend like you’re not enjoying this. This is what you’ve always wanted. To be told what to do and how to do it. To be able to turn off your brain and not have to worry about anything and
astercrash:astercrash:Tapping on the fourth wall like an asshole at an aquarium and telling my OCs not to be depressed anymoreI know they can hear me but they pretend they can’t.
i-tried-to-be-someone-else: It’s not getting easier. It’s not getting better. It’s getting harder. Harder to hide. Harder to try. Harder to live. Harder to breathe. Harder to pretend like I’m fine Harder to be me. It’s getting even more fucked
ask-tytan replied to your post: i am really concerned tha… Yeah, besides, it’s fun to pretend. SOME PEOPLE DO NOT BELIEVE IN PRETENDING AND CAUSE ME GREAT CONCERN
pinkypyro replied to your post: so like what is up with g… Would you like me to go on anon and pretend? that’s just a pretend guy then. not a for real guy.
I keep starting these off in the same way. Gonna have to switch it up a bit soon. Anywho~ here’s some over dramatic Peridot.You are Peridot. The only Peridot on the planet Earth, and you have a problem.The radio in the barn is missing.Well, it wasn’t
Rocking Out
Rocking Out pt. 2
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god what a horrible idea that i’d never indulge
The Interrogation
my knowledge of what to do has only decreased
neueratemybaby: don’t even pretend you didn’t spend half the arishok duel running in circles screaming and trying to not get stabbed while you waited for a health potion to be available again don’t even pretend
