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“You be the potatoes and I’ll be Mycroft’s laptop… Get on top of me.”
“I’d love you even if you only befriended me to get to my blackmailing boss.”
“Are you the East Wind? Because I’d let you take me in the end… in the rear end, that is.”
“I’d let you catch me in a compromising position… and I’m not talking about being on the treadmill.”
“Forget Appledore… Make me your Applewhore.”
“Even if you told me that the Western world is run from a single house, I’d still want to talk about dinner.”
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“You make me Claire-de-la-Swoon.”
“I need condoms so big, people call me Charles Augustus Magnum-sen.”
“Becoming a figment of my mind palace isn’t the only way to get inside of me.”
“Not sure about having chemistry with me? Don’t worry, I’m an excellent chemist.”
“People like you deserve to be kissed. That’s why there are people like me.”
“The Headless Nun was only headless because she hadn’t met me… I’m excellent at giving head.”
“I would let you call me Sherl.”
“You give me life, and not just because Lazarus is go.”
“If you got away from me, I’d be so upset, I’d start kicking a tire.”
“I would let you call me Myc.”
“When I asked if you came for me, I didn’t just mean to the drug den.”
“Chicks dig scars, eh? Well, just call me Major Sholto.”
“Wanna go on a sex holiday with me?”
“Do you want to see some More-iarty of me?”
“If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until you see me in the bedroom.”
“The game is on… Will you play with me?”
“If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.”
“You make me more out of breath than Mycroft on a treadmill.”
“You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating.”
“When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really just making do, or were you trying to roleplay?”
“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’ to get me to go down.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway.”
“Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste of me.”
“I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because you’ve melted my heart.”
“I want you Anderneath me.”
“I want you wrapped around me more tightly than my purple shirt.”
“Why don’t you go ‘right the way down’ on me?”
“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing you away would kill me.”
“I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t mean like Claudette Bruhl.”
“Let’s adopt cats together… Hounds drive me crazy.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.
“Whip me like one of your dead girls.” Submitted by madspades.
“You make me wetter than a fireplace that’s just met Magnussen.”
“It’s a bit rude that noise, isn’t it? Not that that’ll stop me from coaxing it out of you.”
“The thought of being without you scares me more than a Baskerville Hound.”
“You make me blush so much, my face is the same color as Jennifer Wilson’s wardrobe.”
“My text alert isn’t the only way you can hear me orgasm.”
“Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll never have to handle a broken heart.”
“You don’t need to be Kate Middleton for me to treat you like royalty.”
“You’ve seen what these fingernails can do to a wood floor… Would you like me to leave some claw marks on your back?”
“I would take off my clothes for you even if it was going to kill me.”
“Why keep your eyeballs in the microwave when you can keep them on me?”
“You’re the missing piece to my puzzle… and I’m not talking about the puzzle Moriarty sent me.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea
“Take me up against the Reichenbach Wall.”
“Mary’s bullet isn’t the only thing that should have penetrated me.”Based on a suggestion by jc-cumberbatch.
“I would let you play me like Sherlock plays the violin.”
“The fandom may call me Cupid, but I need some lovin’ of my own too.”
“Will you have coffee with me if I refresh my lipstick a bit?”
“If you meet me on the roof, a gun won’t be the only thing I put in my mouth.”
“If I can convince a sniper to reconsider shooting John, I’m sure I can convince you to reconsider not dating me.”
“I’m such an animal in the bedroom, you’re gonna mistake me for a Baskerville experiment.â€
“A nice murder normally cheers me up, but it seems like you’ve brightened my day already.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“One more miracle, for me, please… Don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“If you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to knock over your petri dish and slip my number under it.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
