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OKAY this is rather old, so the updates:LVL: 17(For the ones going from books to music it was rather hard to choose…. my music taste doesnt stick to just one band, I just pick random songs from many of them… Books really i cant just pick
“Fuck me! I won a BAFTA!”
“If I deduced everything in your life from your alcoholic sibling to your military service, would you come home with me? Forever?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Come with me and I’ll make sure the Hound isn’t the only thing howling.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Wanna know how you can recognize me by not my face?”
“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat collar up to try and look cool? It makes it difficult for me to give you a hickey.”
“Just give me a chance and I’ll be Reichen your bed Bach and forth all night.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“Be the Mrs. Hudson to my skull. By which I mean I want you to take me.” Submitted by deeppuddles.
“Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just happy to see me?”
“You’re so hot, you’re gonna burn the heart out of me.”
“People who don’t find me attractive? Not my division.”
“If I broke into your home, would you have a cup of tea with me?”
“I know caring is not an advantage, but that hasn’t stopped me from caring about you.”
“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”
“I think you just turned me straight. Let’s have dinner.”
“I would read your blog even if it wasn’t about me.”
“Hiiiii… I seem to have misplaced the key to your heart… Would you mind buzzing me in?”
“If convenient, meet me in my bedroom. If inconvenient, come anyway.”
“You could never repel me.”
“Will you join my football team and raise five children with me?”
“Would you like to go round and round the garden like a teddy bear with me?”
“If you’d let me, I’d twiddle you all day and night.”
“I’ll expose my priorities if you’ll set me on fire.” Submitted by thefinalmix.
“I would let you take me hostage even if you didn’t have a gun pointed at my head.”
“Want me to make you moan like my text alert?”
“Would you let me come into your ‘cab’ with my 'harpoon’?”
“My chemical defect for you could never put me on the losing side.”
“You make me go ‘Oh my GAAAAAWD!’ more than a hydraulic bed.”
“There’s no charge to ride me.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted cab-driving Moriarty.
“I’ll be the knife and you be the Cluedo board: Let me pin you against the wall.”
“When I say ‘Vatican Cameos!’ I want you to go down… on me.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“How’d you like to help me make child number six?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“You. Me. Three continents. How about it?”
“England would fall if you left me.”
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but riding crops excite me.”
“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you how much fun we can have in the back seat of this car?”
“I never text when I can talk… You should make me text more often.”
small-cabbage: taylor-ruth: My roommate is gay but I believe we’re probably like platonic soulmates bc whenever I text him “bad day” he picks me up a greek salad and a five guys fry and whenever he texts me “bad day” i pick him up ribs and
Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name*
taylor-ruth: My roommate is gay but I believe we’re probably like platonic soulmates bc whenever I text him “bad day” he picks me up a greek salad and a five guys fry and whenever he texts me “bad day” i pick him up ribs and cheesecake at
hiyyaaaaa pls pick me bc i have no friends and i am irrelevant im cool i promise i have chocolate and if you pick me, i will share bc thats what friends are for <3 i love you lots xx :)
whoredinarygirl: i can’t even pick my favorite song what makes you think i can pick a college Literslly me
linbeifong120: young joe biden looks so wholesome…i would be his lover from the other side of the tracks…he picks me up at 1 am and we have good missionary sex in his pick up truck…he tells me about his football dreams and i, well i listen
knottypatty: jaygalt: I’ve been wanting to do a DP for a long time. I convinced my husband to let me pick out 2 guys to do it to me. I picked my boss & a co-worker. They promised not to tell anyone else at work. Jeezus! This is more intense than
karadin: jediartemis: uppityfemale: Anyone need a pick me up? I need a pick me up. There are French eagles, named after the musketeers, that are trained to attack terrorist drones. Pure poetry. Vive la France! So awesome!
eroticvampyre:let me pick out the skirt you’re going to wear today! I love picking out the pretty skirts you’re going to wear while you sit on my lap and grind away since you can’t help but to hump me all the time
johnnyjoestarsofficial: my mom likes to tell me “you have to pick your battles” well im full of rage and im picking all of them
"Don't pick me.. don't pick me.." *teacher calls your name*
nannasghost: YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A FUN ART MEME??? pick a drawing your friend did, and redraw it in your style, and then friend pictures a drawing you did, and redraws it in theirs! i bet that would be fun
0hlee:mixed feelings (…)
