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itsmrheartless:Hey sweetie, can you tell me again about when those mean guys at college used to bully you? I’m going to masturbate while you talk. Oh, and don’t skip the bits about them fucking your girlfriend in front of you, it normally pushes me
jockmesmerizer: “Hey man, found one more. Must a blown away.”“Blown… eh, sorry, zoned out for a second. Thanks a lot! But how did you find me?”“It’s on the antelope ya meathead!”“Oh yeah, that’s right. … Wait, no it’s not. I’m
brothersisterfathermother: “Hey, Mom and Dad wanted me to tell you that - oh, shit!” “Ah, fuck, fuck, sorry, I’m sorry, you shouldn’t have seen that - ” “No, no, it’s fine, it’s, um, it’s fine. Totally fine. Dinner’s
graybeards: “Oh,” I exhaled at the sight of the open fridge and the buck naked man digging through it, “Hey.”Nick peered around the door at me, glanced down at his big, soft cock, and grinned as he said, “Hey.”“I didn’t think anyone
I thought I told you no video games until your homework was done. Hey buddy, up here. Look at me when I’m talking to you. No, look at my face, my eyes. Oh my god! Do you have an erection? It’s getting bigger! Ok, son. That’s it. Up to
This drawing brought me problems and the sketches are not very goodI’m going to translate u : oh gosh shit alphys I’m getting me hot ,as I would like to be ice cream determination A : hey that’s mine U : ngahh now it’s mine Give me a little ,
delidah: Hey guys!I have some fabulous news for you. Matthew and Erika of Oh Joy Sex Toy asked me to do a guest comic for their website! It will be a five page original short. It won’t feature any of the familiar characters from the Elsewhere comics,
lewdua: Hey there lewdies <3Karen has needs too! Don’t ask me why I draw so many shower scenes these days :p, I always thought it was a perfect place for lewds… I hope you like the little story.Oh, also, cum-flation! Yes, … now I like it. Depends
xtec: Me: hey how’s it going My Australian friend: ??????? Me: oh sorry Me: noʎ ǝɹɐ ʍoɥ ʎǝɥ Them: ohhhhhhh LOL the spiders are coming and I only have minutes left @chinchilla-fabrication-unit
shaxbutt: ….Huh. Didn’t expect THIS chip to come up so soon. Let’s see, who to draft for it…. Oh! Pit! Pit? Come over here, got a project for you! “Hey, Shax! Wow, you have a chip in this thing for me? I was starting to think it
xtec: Me: hey how’s it going My Australian friend: ??????? Me: oh sorry Me: noʎ ǝɹɐ ʍoɥ ʎǝɥ Them: ohhhhhhh LOL the spiders are coming and I only have minutes left
dennybuttsex: I’m tempted to reline-art this and give it a bit of a background. Maybe tomorrow. C; Oh man this took me forever though. I always draw so carefully and slowly when I draw anthros, but hey I think it’s turned out ok! I wanted to draw
furrypost-generator: me on a date: so hey babe what’s your fursonadate: oh it’s actually … a fox hehehe…me: *hiding all of my valuables* wow nice :) amazing :) beautiful :)
rum-locker: Good morning~~ btw there will be another update for this, so keep an eye :) oh and hey, if you like what you see and want to support me, you can buy me a “coffee” (it’s a cute tip-jar) so i can keep drawing art and share it with you
rum-locker: Providing you the guilty pleasure. By yours truly. oh and hey, if you like what you see and want to support me, you can buy me a “coffee” (it’s a cute tip-jar) to unlock alt version perhaps :> https://ko-fi.com/rumlockerart
lilacdragoness: auwa: foxmccloud: can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this oh my god i remember this it was brilliant Oh my God please tell me this guy was just trolling. hey rossy
rawrcharlierawr: sketchy-replies: Hey look at me, my most liked post is a picture of me naked in an apron! OH MY GOD NO ALSO NO IT ISN’T MY MANE SIX PRINTS ARE so hah tiny victories owo
fleet-wing:phoenixfightersskyfort:vertex-the-pony:askjamestempest:hey this is lucid i just wanted to say that i am sorry if i was not speaking loudly during this video it was hard for me to make it. Oh god…. I can’t belive that happen to him. I wish
condesces replied to your post “A kyubey cosplayer asked me “Hey, how’s your dad doing?” Today which…” OH MY GOD It was so much better than the usual banter which is them going “Contract?” and me going, “Uh, I already
leolaroot:leolaroot:hey man thanks for inviting me over by the way. oh wow your house has a lot of chintz. yeah this place is just full of the stuff. hey can I keep it real with you?
connor-sexonlegswithahat-temple: talkliterarysymbolismtome: #woah that arrow nearly hit me there #that was close #hey wait what #oh it’s ping #what’s he doing up there #oh wow he did the thing #there’s hope for him yet #wow that’s impressive
flynnderella: ✨ Mikleo in all his glory ✨ or so… Hey, don’t blame me for the water, I gave up after a few hours of despair and now it looks like colourful, sparkly slime but oh well. Don’t tell me that doesn’t suit him e.e because it does.
inappropriate-shenanigans: “Hey – is that a picture of Jazz?”“Yeah, he left it with me his last visit.”“Hahaha! Who’s the nerd getting noogied?”“That’s me, Sideswipe.”“…oh. You uh, look good. Who’s the guy doing it?”“His
hplessflirt: sillytxash7: hplessflirt: Yum!! Hey quietcharms, wanna share? ~K would it be to much to ask for u to put some on me and lick it off Uhmmm…no, that would be delicious I’m sure ;) ~K oh my god do i ever! YUM!
maihorre: quietcharms: oh i’ll do it The switch in me enjoys this…. hey look it’s me
Stiles: Derek, hey! I didn’t know you were back in Beacon— Derek: You really like me? Stiles: Oh my God, please tell me you did not just hear that entire conversation with your freaky little super werewolf hearing.Derek: I heard it. Stiles: Oh
rum-locker: Good morning~~btw there will be another update for this, so keep an eye :) oh and hey, if you like what you see and want to support me, you can buy me a “coffee” (it’s a cute tip-jar) so i can keep drawing art and share it with you
rum-locker: Providing you the guilty pleasure. By yours truly. oh and hey, if you like what you see and want to support me, you can buy me a “coffee” (it’s a cute tip-jar) to unlock alt version perhaps :>https://ko-fi.com/rumlockerartthank
momandsoninsest: Me: Hey mom how was yoga? Mom: It was good, but I didn’t learn to much… Me: Oh well I could teach you a few things of your want me to? Mom: What kind of poses are they? Me: Oh you know… The ones where you bend over take down
love-the-family: I use to let my brother massage my ass and finger my pussy in exchange for me borrowing his PS4.Hey, wait, that’s not my pussy.Oh my god! it is not his finger.I knew it was wrong, but I liked it so much that I did not stop playing
garpusstuff: violetimpudence: hkirkh: Toddler was asked to feed the cat I don’t know why this amused me so much. Maybe it’s how utterly unimpressed the cat is. “Oh, ha ha, very funny, humans.” Cat’s looking at it like “Hey tiny human?
momsloverboy: momandsoninsest: Me: Hey mom how was yoga? Mom: It was good, but I didn’t learn to much… Me: Oh well I could teach you a few things of your want me to? Mom: What kind of poses are they? Me: Oh you know… The ones where you bend
redbuddi:me: *sips drink* wow this is badfriend: is it? *sips my drink* wow yeah this is badfriend 2: let me try *sips my drink* oh God that’s terrible friend 3: hey what’s going on hereme: my drink is badfriend 3: *sips my drink* that’s
kitfisto: me at the weed store: hey uh i’m gonna need a lot of weed thanks. yeah my girlfriend smokes a lot of weed. haha yep you heard that right, i have a girlfriend, and she smokes weed. it’s pretty sweet. oh yeah and between you and me, she plays
alexturnerswife: when your parents turn a joke into a lecture Me: Hey dad when’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.Dad: Oh, your tooth hurts?Me: No, it’s a joke. Get it?Dad: Oh that’s right, you need to have your
lovethefamly: Hey Mom! No it’s fine, just take the time you need! We just AAAAHH! hm? Oh it was only John who gives me a foot massage! Yeah, he behaves, no bullying the little sister today! He is AAHHMM, oh my god! Oh no no worries, he’s
graybeards: “Oh,” I exhaled at the sight of the open fridge and the buck naked man digging through it, “Hey.” Nick peered around the door at me, glanced down at his big, soft cock, and grinned as he said, “Hey.” “I didn’t think anyone
Straight up, now tell me do you really wanna love me forever? oh oh ooooooh,Or is it just a hit and run?Straight up, I tell you I just really wanna cut when we’re together Hey heyyy, we got a good thing,Don’t know if imma see you again, see
zippo077: “ I saw you flirting with my boyfriend…you’re gonna pay for that!”“Oh? and what the fuck you gonna do about it? By the way, he was a really good lay…Hey! What the fuck are you doing? You’re tying me up?”“Oh you got that right…”“These
So today, I had the most beautifuldress I’ve worn k a while. Oh how I loved it. Also, it’s a bit dangerous to use without underwear but hey, that’s not stopping me at all
Forever a cockblock. Third wheel in his own damn series. Let’s not forget this scene OMG I’m dying. Oh my god, the second one cracks me up. Omg the last one. It’s like Harry’s “Hey guys! What you all smilin’ about!? Let me in on
the-porn-stories: “Hey Jonathan! Just changing in here before we get out to the pool - ” “Oh, uh, sorry then Ms. Sanders, I’ll leave you to it -” “Oh, no, don’t worry about it! In fact, can you help me get out of these
incexxx: “Oh my god, auntie, you’re making me cum… again… a-a-ah!- Oh yes, I’m cumming too dear, oh yes, give it all to me, fill me up!- Oh god, this is amazing… hey… auntie, I think I’m gonna need a little break now.- A-ah, no
gesturetothepublic: w4overpaguer: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww In reality it was: Hey, I’m gonna lie here, the ice is melting Oh look, a thing to save me, CLIMB WAIT NO, I CAN’T CLIMB IT Dammit I failed! Don’t leave me…
soulescaper: Hey you two!I used this photo of Luna as a reference to make a little drawing. Figured I’d share it! oh my god!! i’m so flattered with this, it means a lot to me that someone liked my picture enough to draw it. I absolutely love it!!
krissy4daddy: pure-incest-family: “Hey dad. Watch me practice my cheer routine.”“Oh I’m sorry hunny. I really need to mow the lawn.”“Please dad. I really want you to tell me if it’s any good before Saturday.”“I can’t! I need to mow
benepla: adventure time: (awakes at 2 am to their phone ringing) hello?me: hey adventure timeadventure time: wh–it’s 2 in the morning, are you ok?me: oh, i’m fine…(sips on something)adventure time: are you drunk?me: i was just thinking about
sketchy-replies: Hey look at me, my most liked post is a picture of me naked in an apron! OH MY GOD NO ALSO NO IT ISN’T MY MANE SIX PRINTS ARE so hah tiny victories
denialcaps: Hey, check out the outfit they have me in for that scene!What? Why’s it upset you? I thought you said you were ok with me doing a nude scene.Oh, I see. Yeah, I guess you’re right. When I told you about it, I made it seem like it was this
