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Hey so now the yearbooks are out and I need to leave my mark so that everyone will remember me! I’m that one dude who is obsessed and that’s all he draws, even though it seems like he could do better than cartoon ponies. Oh and I think
Hey there… Oh… hey man… Thanks for meeting me and practicing… giving up your saturday… none of the guys on the team could help out today. No problem… it was fun. I am sorry I’m not more athletic…
Oh… hey… sorry… didn’t know anyone was in here. That’s okay… it’s a public shower dude… I… I’ll come back… Dude… no need… come on in… join me… it’s
Hey, roadie! Yeah, you! Come over here and rub my shoulders. I’m tense for the show.Mmm, that feels nice. Oh yes, I know all about it. You’re the one with the whole orgasm denial fetish. I know about your girlfriend back home. Tell me, is
Hey Mr. Quentin. Just finishing up washing your car.What? You asked me to do this. Remember, once a week, I wash your car and you give me บ. Hiring the neighbor’s daughter.Oh, the clothes. Yes, I talked to your wife. She said if it was hot out, I
Hey, check out the outfit they have me in for that scene!What? Why’s it upset you? I thought you said you were ok with me doing a nude scene.Oh, I see. Yeah, I guess you’re right. When I told you about it, I made it seem like it was this sweet, classy
Hey guys!I have some fabulous news for you. Matthew and Erika of Oh Joy Sex Toy asked me to do a guest comic for their website! It will be a five page original short. It won’t feature any of the familiar characters from the Elsewhere comics, but they’ll
“It was Jackson’s first day. His personality is bubbly and he has so much energy. So when he saw me, he said ‘Hey! B-boy King! B-boy King! Hi! Hi!” But instead of giving the same reaction, I just said ‘Oh…oh…’ and went away. So our first
hey so apparently tagging me with @ doesn’t seem to work for everyone anymore (idk if it’s because this is an explicit blog or whatever, sucks balls but oh well), so if you want me to see a thing tag me within the first five actual tags of the post
Me: Hey dad, what’s today? It’s Friday right..? Dad: Yeah, and then tomorrow is Thursday. Me: Wait what?! Tomorrow’s Saturday! Dad: Oh, hahahaha. I thought that after all that shopping you lost your mind.
nymeriarahl: They keep on trying to split us up, but they never ever will.
hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do i installed a camera in your room i’m watching you Oh it’s what you do to me
soyouwannabebrainwashed: Bounce and blank! Bounce and blank! Bounce and… Oh! Hey! I was just, like, um Master gave me this thing to say Whenever I wanna play with my titties That’s like all the time now, anyway It’s like, I can’t stop! Bounce
governor-megatron: ewitschu: evilbuildingsblog: Video game building IRL “Where do you work?” *suspiciously* “Yeah? Where’s it at?” Oh down by Me: “Hey darlin’, you wanna go to A Nice Restaurant to eat?” Her: “Sure thing! Where??”
bookoisseur: missambear: hellogiggles:MEET THE KICKASS WOMAN BEHIND FEMSPLAIN—THE NEW, FEM-POWERED ONLINE COMMUNITYby Kit Steinkellner http://ift.tt/1zJuLZU It’s me! OH HEY I KNOW THAT GIRL AND I KNOW THAT BLOG!
nikikittenniki: I love this angle of my butthole and pussy…. this in black and white makes me want to lick my own butthole…yes I said it!….oh hey cuckold husband how hard are you trying to guess who’s taking my picture while your at work…XOXO
furryladytaco-deactivated202001:cabezadetoro:That’s when I saw Mr. Reese at the gay beach laying out. “Holy fuck Seth’s dad is gay!” Mr. Reese got up and took off his speedo, only then noticing me “oh hey Elliott how’s it going buddy?” As
thecw4kids: ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU- real estate agent: chill, its me. ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet. real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.
seeklight: oh hey look it’s me
brandonsayasouk: selenehatesallofyou: brandonsayasouk: itsjay-c: brandonsayasouk: I like my shirt. Lol Oh, hi :3 Hey ! It’s me AGAIN… You’re cute. Lmao . For anon
ectinix: (Oh hey, I made a thing about a topic that’s important to me.) “PRIVILEGE is when you think that something is not a problem because it’s not a problem for you personally.” I feel like nowadays many people who say/do racist things (not
laughingbear: “Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“ “BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH” “Excuse me Jimmy wha-“ “BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”
oh-my-fancan: accio-shitpost: fred: hey do you know anyone who can teach me how to play the trumpet ron: why fred: i wanna wander around the dungeons and annoy the slytherins harry: technically you don’t actually need to know how to play it for that
amberluvsbugs:Oh hey look it’s me-
pangurbanthewhite: thecw4kids: ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU- real estate agent: chill, its me. ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet. real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.
celticpyro: everthingbutnothingatall: parliamentrook: this is the only way I’m drinking wine now Hey guys,you want a drink? Just let me HURgleteughergle Now you can have Edgar Allen Poe’s fursona barf blood into your goblet for the ultimate Goth
snerterburch: you: hey what time is it? me: oh uh shit hold on *pulls up sleeve to reveal this*
shenaniganswithdaddy: gxlds0ul: Hey it’s me Oh my god
ms-poesie: Oh hey, look, it’s me! I forgot about the sex blog my ex and I had.This is from about a year ago.
ninth-hidden-world:“Oh hey there sweetie. I’m just trying on dresses for when I go out tonight with Mrs. Wexler. I know it might seem weird, but could you give me your opinion on this. How sexy do I look? Do I look like a milf? Will all the young
a-riled-writer: omgxallie: Rileyyyyyy. oh hey look, it’s me :)
jumpingjacktrash: ceruleancynic: nevver: How are you feeling? Oh hey, shit, look, it’s me. basically tumblr
lesbian-pothead-daddy: Date someone who says things like - I’m proud of you, - I can’t believe you’re mine, - You’re right. I was wrong, - You can do it, baby, - Cum on this fucking cock. Oh hey, that’s me 😏
hipsterhannah1: weird1dfacts: narryexposed: this is actually really hot even though it’s not the best quality bless whoever took this oh my god. Hey Niall, Me when I saw this:
yourfavoriteplaything: beanybabie: Girls with thick thighs and loud orgasms 😭💕 Oh hey look, it’s me!
texasassy: texasassy: oh hey i didnt see you there, i just happened to be posed like this I’m going to reblog this, and my excuse is cause I’m putting it in my tagged me when we all know I could of edited the original tags
swoldiers-of-freedom: Oh hey sketchy undergrad dorm bathroom. Why are these mirrors perpetually dirty? And this side shot makes me feel good. I thought I pulled the lats a little harder but it makes my top abs come out stronger.
steal-the-tardis: bluephonebox: cassieblue13: 2h4: introducealittleanarchy: drwhogeek10: This guy needs to die in a fiery car crash. He needs to suffer. oh hey Rick I got something for you It amazes me that people want him to be our president.
naughtyjulia: “Oh, hey gorgeous! How are you?”It was almost intermission at the dinner theater, and I had needed to make a quick visit to the restroom. I had just finished washing my hands when I saw her approaching me. “Don’t you recognize
susfu: oh, hey shit it’s me
travelingsex: star-crossed-fuckers: crotchless: We removed the pearls for easier access🍆🍆 Oh my God! How delicious! Thanks for sharing! Hey it’s me❤️❤️ Send Submissions HERE!
aeritus:Oh hey, the Aspects zine are out, I can finally share this :)many thanks once again to @forfansbyfans for hosting the project and allowed me to be part of it!You can still grab a few copies! @homestuckzineofficial
aeritus:Oh hey, the Aspects zine are out, I can finally share this :)many thanks once again to @forfansbyfans for hosting the project and allowed me to be part of it!You can still grab a few copies!
red-swimmerz: Oh, what’s this? Apple’s been developing some AR glasses? I wonder what they look like. Hey, that’s kina cool- wait, what? Hold up. HOLD UP- you’re fucking kidding me.
cheatingsluts: Oh hey honey… I know it’s our anniversary but I just found this really cool guy and he wants to hang out with me for the day”“Awww don’t get upset honey I’m just stroking his cock to be friendly”“You don’t mind if i stroke
girdleluv: taraemory:Oh hey look, it’s me without all the bimbo nonsense! Despite just rolling out of bed I have to say my natural hair has never looked better despite needing a trim and professionally done hairstyle I think. I still would like another
rhonocrs: i am speechless!! wowow i dont know what else to say besides thanks and i love all of you!!!!! i also enjoyed drawing these precious children i mean woa hey it only took me an hour to draw all :^) oh no i was wrong i have a tiny
cataclysmz: Oh hey you have a fever? Let me use my dick as a thermometer and stick it up your ass
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