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“Oh, hello.” “Hey. It’s me…” “I can’t really talk right now… we’ve got people over… can we talk a bit later?” “Sure. It’s just, you said I should call if I, y'know&hell
murasaki-yuri: wemarchalone: “Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“ “BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH” “Excuse me Jimmy wha-“ “BLAWUHALSJAULBAW” THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD DAFUQ HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
“ So mom you’re telling me to keep slapping this thing and white stuff will cum out? Oh shit, it’s actually happening! Hey mom I’ve got ago I got to clean this thing up, it’s making a mess everywhere!”
lithefider: sarcasmosaur: Hey everybody look at this koth_drogentote is out and my bords and Medic are in it Oh for a server of my very own so I could play it right now WANT TO PLAYYY NEED NEED LIKE BURNING
Two outfits, following a kinda artsy theme. I mean hey, I’m not a slut or anything. Posing for teh internets in my little ensembles, what was I thinking. Oh yeah, and my camera is a poptart. Deal with it.
venusblue82: tymedown: venusblue82: Me again by request, please reblog love being shared! Oh hell yeah! Hey it’s me!!! REBLOG!!! Love this body
hotwinger: sourbud1993: megustamemes: Bank teller laughing at robber. She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao “Hey, mom… yeah, I need you to pick me up… Huh?.. Oh. No, it didn’t go so well…. Yeah, they’re laughing at me again….
wemarchalone: “Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“ “BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH” “Excuse me Jimmy wha-“ “BLAWUHALSJAULBAW” THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD
incest-caption:“Oh hey lil bro, I bet you want to yank this zip down and wrap my tits around your rock solid tiny cock right? Well guess what, do it, I want you to abuse your big sister, do what you want to me, pin me down, fuck my big titties,
eribyss: aperture-of-consciousness: hardfemmejerryseinfeld: theyoungdaddy: princesscumkitty: When Daddy cuts my French toast for me. 💕 Oh hey look it’s me!I usually cut up kittens food but I always ask her just in case she ever wants to be
snoopingasusualisee: almond-milk-hotel: theyoungdaddy: carpetmunchr: deadecchi: theamazingindi: kumagawa: therealogmail: theyoungdaddy: princesscumkitty: When Daddy cuts my French toast for me. 💕 Oh hey look it’s me!I usually cut up kittens
makes post saying “hey I’m tagging anything remotely spoilery [this tag]” reblogs fanart that’s not really spoilery but still tags it person makes angry post a/b spoilery fanart and unfollows me ???????????????
victorpopejr: thenathanzed: Hey Jude - The Beatles (Trap Cover). As payback for the acoustic covers of Beyoncé’s “Formation” Lmfaooo and the covers of “Work” by Rihanna
drabblemeister: spookihope: whenever i’m talking to someone and they tell me about something that happened to them i always tell them about something that happened to me that’s similar to what happened to them. i do it as kind of a “oh hey yeah
homosexualchronicles: senatorgana: today my dad was like “hey honey are you mad at me?” and i was like ???? no?????? and he was like “oh okay, it’s just that you haven’t called me daddy in a long time and i was worried that i’d done something
sparkingtimepiece: stammsternenstaub: captoring: this is from a store in los angeles called The Echo Park Time Travel Mart, and it’s pretty much the coolest place Oh my god!! WHO WANTS TO GO WITH ME Oh hey, this isn’t too far from
kentheprince replied to your post: star-amulet asked:Funny thing, ma… It is fun. The Test aired on me birthday an i loved every minute of it! oh hey, happy belated birthday!
checkers-dr: homosexualchronicles: senatorgana: today my dad was like “hey honey are you mad at me?” and i was like ???? no?????? and he was like “oh okay, it’s just that you haven’t called me daddy in a long time and i was worried that
victuurionice: child-abuse-isnt-sexy: homosexualchronicles: senatorgana: today my dad was like “hey honey are you mad at me?” and i was like ???? no?????? and he was like “oh okay, it’s just that you haven’t called me daddy in a long time
bigcutiemsfatbooty: Hey guys! I got this lingerie set a couple of years ago to wear for a special someone. I decided to pull it out and see if it still fit me. Oh boy! It barely even covers my massive breasts now. And I outgrew the matching g-string
the-absolute-funniest-posts: laughingbear: “Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“ “BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH” “Excuse me Jimmy wha-“ “BLAWUHALSJAULBAW” Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
papa-peach:papa-peach: It’s my birthday, 25 feels weird…but ready for it. Oh hey, that’s me..
undeadbishoujo: dandelionofthanatos: wemarchalone: “Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“ “BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH” “Excuse me Jimmy wha-“ “BLAWUHALSJAULBAW” THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD i would make some sort
jadenocturne: what-turns-me-0n: Because butts I HAVE THE HONOR OF KNOWING THIS BREATHTAKING HUMAN BEING!!!!! Oh hey look it’s me
bumfinger: laced-up-and-spanked: I was scrolling through my dash and I was like, “Hey, I recognise that outfit—OH WAIT IT’S ME.” I promise you I’m actually really cool. Yeah yeah…..you got a lady boner and THEN realised it was you :P
therealogmail: theyoungdaddy: princesscumkitty: When Daddy cuts my French toast for me. 💕 Oh hey look it’s me!I usually cut up kittens food but I always ask her just in case she ever wants to be a big girl. I love you lil britches mwuah *Banging
filthywetslut: Oh hey, this is how I have to do it when I’m trying to accomodate a huge cock. My asshole is super tight so I love spreading it for him, as an invitation to destroy me. I love fucking her in the ass it’s my fav..
moniibear: me, watching Yugioh: Wow they’re so edgy— hey did the animation budget just go up?? Oh wow it did!! Look at how nice the lines are— ah never mind it went back.
ericafailsatlife: OH HEY. Did you guys know that it’s fashion blogger and Comics Alliance writer Betty Felon’s birthday today? WELL IT IS. Facebook told me so. P.S. I seriously want that jacket now.
child-abuse-isnt-sexy: homosexualchronicles: senatorgana: today my dad was like “hey honey are you mad at me?” and i was like ???? no?????? and he was like “oh okay, it’s just that you haven’t called me daddy in a long time and i was worried
hoppnhorn: thebeautyinchains: animugamu: When you have that massive urge to read/write a really filthy smut It me Oh hey, me too.
wemarchalone: “Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“ “BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH” “Excuse me Jimmy wha-“ “BLAWUHALSJAULBAW” THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD Evilestia: i reblog this because its so funny
remember-the-mole: Oh hi, it’s me again, So I’ve been seeing this prompt on the mavin tag, and the various replies are so nicely done, so uh… hey, lets just fan art a prompt… is that a thing? Uhm… I hope you like it.
thunderthighmobster: me:*hangs out with someone for 3 hours* me: oh hey, I just remembered I have to tell you something me internally: that was a lie. I’ve been wanting to tell you all day but I’ve been too nervous to just say it so I’ve been mentally
italianshadowgovernment: *Banksy’s wife returns home with the groceries* Banksy: Oh, hey, h– just a sec, let me help you with those. No, it’s no problem. Seriously. Aw, what, you got those little yogurts for me? You know you coulda gotten the
theyoungdaddy: carpetmunchr: deadecchi: theamazingindi: kumagawa: therealogmail: theyoungdaddy: princesscumkitty: When Daddy cuts my French toast for me. 💕 Oh hey look it’s me!I usually cut up kittens food but I always ask her just in case
almond-milk-hotel: theyoungdaddy: carpetmunchr: deadecchi: theamazingindi: kumagawa: therealogmail: theyoungdaddy: princesscumkitty: When Daddy cuts my French toast for me. 💕 Oh hey look it’s me!I usually cut up kittens food but I always
actuallyclintbarton: oneofthepotterheads: joyfulpersonpancake: thatsthat24: Making Amends Takes Time 💜 (W/ @lex_ryser) OMG IF YOU DO THIS TO ME I WILL FORGIVE YOU FOREVER XDDDDDDD oh my gosh this is perfect Guy: Hey, are you still mad at me?Girl:
at-it-like-rabbits: musici: colinmochrie: buffalo-: the-real-kanikkers: jennamarbles: Some Idiot/How Sports Bras Work oh hey don’t mind me i’m just a 12-year-old boy man girl lady here to ruin femininity fucking oh my god jenna marbles i
purdyhorny: Oh hey, look, it’s me… This is my first time posting something of me, so please be gentle…unless you want to take over finger fucking my pussy for me, then by all means, please be rough.
H-hey there…I know how much of Garnet trash you are so…I made a Garnet video for you…I really hope you like it…can I have some snuggles now? *by @sufandomaniac)OH MY GOD??????? YOU MA DE ME A VID EO IM CRYING