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snuffmeitshot: Oh hey I just got a message from my mom! It’s been pretty rough here without her, the doctors say I could die at any moment, maybe she sent me something to cheer me up? Oh… god please no….. mommy!!? *flatlines*
Oh hey, this is how I have to do it when I’m trying to accomodate a huge cock. My asshole is super tight so I love spreading it for him, as an invitation to destroy me.
Oh hey sorry bro… Didn’t mean to catch you… Like this..“Hey man it’s fine…”“Hey. What you looking at??”Who? Me??….“No the fucking wall bitch…. Yes you!”Uhm…“I
s-indria: “Hey, Jet? Is it just me? My leg feels heavy, like it—oh, hey.”
orgasmictipsforgirls: “Oh, hello.” “Hey. It’s me…” “I can’t really talk right now… we’ve got people over… can we talk a bit later?” “Sure. It’s just, you said I should call if I, y’know…” “Oh. That?” “And, well,
Someone calls me a bitch? “Hey fuckdick, why don’t you gargle my lady balls?”Oh yeah, I say “fuckdick” a lot, too.Such a ladylike vocabulary.
pantiesandpunishments: Oh. Oh hey look at my boots. Look at me in my boots before Sir couldn’t take it any more and fucked me in them.
anch-ors: meowmarina: dawnocean: meowmarina: hey guys it’s my cat’s birthdayy c: IM THE CAT OH LOOK IT’S ME ON MY DASH c: so proud that i got this notes xoxo all thanks to me :~) marinas mah twin guys and if she want to eat her cat she will
redwine54: http://redwine54.tumblr.com Oh, hey, big bro…didn’t realize you were home…hey, it’s ok…he’s my new workout trainer…he’s just trying to warm me up…before we really get into it…
purdyhorny: Oh hey, look, it’s me… This is my first time posting something of me, so please be gentle…unless you want to take over finger fucking my pussy for me, then by all means, please be rough.
Big big BIG anon answers compilation under the cut! Lots and lots of answers! I talk about my writing styles for different gems! New arcs! Old arcs! Theories, predictions, opinions! Tandem bikes! All that and much more down below!Love the splashes on
Oh hey I got some money sent to my paypal, if that’s a donation for the pack then thanks! Just let me know through a note or something just so it’s clear and I don’t have the wrong idea.
meloetta: hey, please replace ‘i wasn’t good enough’ with ‘it wasn’t right for me’ in your thinking. everyone’s talents and brilliance are differently placed, and if you’ve ever felt like you ‘weren’t enough’ for something, it
nflstreet: Me: hey Texan: pardon? Me: (oh shit)…howdy Texan: oh, howdy pardner! thought you was a yank for a second
dollyleigh: Send me a fetish and I’ll rate it no | rather not | I dunno | I guess | sure | yes | FUCK yes | oh god you don’t even know
Hey bud it's Jackie
Today I drew the nape of a figure’s back and accidentally made it look like the drawings on the chalk board during that flashback to the 104th in class. My cooperating teacher proceeded to point at it, explaining how executioners had to hit that
jackiecello23: All because of Helga, but Arnold didn’t even know it. This episode made me cry. ;__;
OH HEY, who was it that sent me an ask ages ago talking about how when they played the ‘Young Gems’ track from “Story for Steven” at MAGFest there was another track listed called 'nighttime strawberry field chase’? Because
I went to a nearby gas station to pick up some snacks and these group of boys tried to pick me up and one of them used the same lame pickup line twice like i’m deaf? it was the most cringe worthy, saddest attempt I’ve ever experienced
faitherinhicks: OH HEY GUYS COVER REVEAL FOR THE NAMELESS CITY BOOK 1!!!!!! YAY! Entertainment Weekly has the scoop, as well as a short interview with me right here! Oh my sweet lord, this cover. It nearly killed me. We went through a massive design
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promiscuouspink: Me:oh hey lemme show you this pic of a really cool tattoo*scrolls past all my nudes in my album*Him:what’s that?Me:it’s my ass what does it look like?*keeps scrolling*
silverhawk: my date: hey im kinda hungry, u got anything for me to eat???? :))) me: oh sure :))) me: [walks over to my fridge and opens it] me: the blue ones are my favorite u can have as many orange and purple ones as you want
daddyfuckedme: Please daddy, take me home. Please daddy, talk to god. Please daddy, take me home. Please daddy talk to God. Hey daddy, hey daddy, I’m okay. Livin’ my love in a serious way. Oh, hey daddy, hey daddy, it’s too soon. I
buttfuckingbrothers: I need Dean to call Sam “little brother” and “Sammy” always “Hey Sammy hand me my gun” “You OK there Sammy?” “Watch it, little brother” “Heya Sammy” “God, little brother, you look so good on my cock”
“Oh, hey look, it’s not even that bad… It’s not even that bad, alright? Sammy, Sam! Hey, listen to me, we are going to patch you up okay… You’ll be as good as new. Huh? I’m going to take care of you, I’m going to take care of you! I gotcha.
the-wings-of-cas: Me: *wakes up - goes on msn* Cousin: Oh hey there LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN. Me: OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK Cousin: LOOK AT HIS EYES. LOOK AT THEM. Me: IT’S TOO FUCKING EARLY IN THE MORNING FOR SEXY WTF ASDFGHJKLFGHJKLFGHJKLFGHJL:GHJKL
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imgoingforbananas: itswarmerinhellsodownwego: oh hey it’s me What a chick
iaden: Oh hey, it’s me! *reblogs*
oh hey but it’s @john-weekDone this quickly because work is killing me but I really wished to do something <3
Oh hey, the Aspects zine are out, I can finally share this :)many thanks once again to @forfansbyfans for hosting the project and allowed me to be part of it!You can still grab a few copies!
deadkings-x: erisisstillhere: womansart: Swamp creatures in a French nature reserve. Sculptor Sophie Prestigiacomo (https://m.facebook.com/homalgus/) Oh hey it’s me and the crew! The Group Chat Social Distancing.
allthiswvndering: Oh hey it’s me
badbitch-empire: Oh hey it’s me💜💘💖
elenastrawberry:Oh hey. It’s me. Yesterday.
Hey Jen-iii just wanted to say you are super awesome and i hope this picture of Garnet makes up for it! (Art by: angryaussie99)
writing-prompt-s: Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?
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fatslutdreamgirl: fatpiggyprincess: Good. God. Damn. oh hey it’s me 😏
fayxumbraxkarezi : Well, finally… There is a Jake for you! Sorry, I’m a bit late, and I’m sorry if it sucks, but, this is my first sketch in computer, hehehe. But, I hope you like it. Bye! omg hey thank you!! <3 eheh
badbitch-empire: Oh hey it’s me :))) 💖💕 please don’t remove credit!
your-nymphetamine13: Oh hey it’s me! 0:)
rahn-stoppable: cuteguyss: Submitted by: This guy! (: Oh hey… It’s me.
watched a LOT of the old avatar series today! I really like it a lot ;u; and I heard jen hale’s voice TWICE TWICE it was great
oh hey i saved this homura gif a while back i can use it now me too baby me too
grantgustin-deactivated20140620: HEY GUYS okay so a while back luckypressure asked me if i wanted to see her draw anything and I gave her some pokemon/glee(quinn) crossover ideas and she just submitted me a couple AND THEY ARE SO CUTE like im literally
camdamage: camdamage: 💕All pink everything💕 Oh hey it’s me
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highnympho: highnympho: irishladdy223: highnympho: Fuckin sexy Wow….this is a lot of notes Oh hey it’s me
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