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coelasquid: lilbudgies: Dylan, give me back my phone. I did not know budgies could lofe.
This is the first sif event that I’m playing on my phone instead of at 10" tablet so while the added mobility is kind of nice the eye strain induced blurred vision not so much
goldieloc: rhiahh..the struggle to not kiss my phone screen..
Still living. Homeless, but in a shelter. Access to computer is highly limited, and my phone -really- does not like the app. Still have a job, still working on getting on our feet. Medical will soon be taken care of - yay Ohio having medicaid for all
The camera on my phone is not very impressive
hotwhiteguy: hotwhiteguy: i lost my number, can you give me yours no no no not your phone number your credit card number
mishacolins: Unknown number: *calls me* Me (while staring down at my phone): can you please not do that
alluviom:sometimes I feel guilty for skipping songs on my phone like I’m sorry song I love you I’m just not in the mood for you I’ll come back later though.
commander-rab: Been debating posting this or not since the post and just about everything from it was sourced from a latexperiment picset. But I’ve had it as my phone wall paper for the last few days… and I dig how most of it came out… so…
kingsleyyy: if i show you a picture on my phone, do not SWIPE. ain’t nobody tell you to take a motherfucking tour.
ileftmyheartinwesteros: I feel like a child, that’s how excited I am to go camping haha but I’m not gonna lie I am slightly nergous about be * nervous about bears holy hell my phone fucked that up lol
p1-rawdknee: Fucking around with my phone camera haha. Not bad quality. You need to give me all of that. shiettt. xD
Just got done talking to Anthony about tomorrows plans. About to call him back after I refresh my phone and just talk to him till 6:30 starts. I’m not quite sure if he still wants to grab a bite to eat but gah can’t wait. Might “spend” the night
giovanniespinuevaa: Thinking about you again. Hope your not stressing out too much. It’s hard for me to sleep without you. I sleep next to my phone because it reminds me of you there. The pups also remind me of you. I miss you. Typical.
alluviom: sometimes I feel guilty for skipping songs on my phone like I’m sorry song I love you I’m just not in the mood for you I’ll come back later though.
im sick of lying to kids about not having any games on my phone
intoxicatingtouches: Trying not to use my phone as much to post, but Afterlight has new filters that are unf.
aleworldaddict: ‘I Am Not Running Up My Phone Bill’ Lily Donaldson by Lea Colombo for Marfa Journal Spring/Summer 2016
charlesoberonn: lewishaoki: warcalledlife: Not sure why but this is how my phone took a picture of lightning Looks like it took half of this world, and half of a dark world. It’s so rad and creepy, gives the spook chills Science side here: The
i’m so sad i’m not gonna be able to participate in the upcoming blackout cuz i don’t have any selfies cuz some punk faggot stole my phone. :(
nnipple: Not having a thigh gap saved my phone from falling in the toilet
(pretend i have an intersting introduction that is both witty and profound) i’m not sure where i’m going to start. perhaps with my phone dicking out on me in the middle of a very sensitive conversation last night. so that’s making me
And my phone decided to stop being a little bitch!! I hope it lasts. I hope that if it does go out, its not in the middle of a sensitive conversation again at the very least.
Gotta say, podcasts are one way to help assuage loneliness. Keeping me moving forward and not crashing into a horizontal surface. It still requires my phone but its better than a video means I can have more attention on what needs to be done. Like eating
So much to do and so little motivation. I just want to shrink down to a little kitten and not have to adult. I gave myself a lot of projects for sure it seems. How about I lock my phone, take a shower, feed myself, donthe dishes and go out and get what
lovecuckoldcravings: Unlike many cuckolds and stags, I don’t always need or want to be there, when I am there it is hard for it not to become a threesome, fun, but so are videos sent to my phone of her enjoying herself without me :). I Have Cuckold
sherlock-holmeless: catladywithoutanycats: pajamaben: If you ever push a pull door, don’t look like a stupid idiot. just push the door off its hinges and walk through like a champion the gif’s not loading on my phone but is it Sherlock flinging
waywardchangeling: charlesoberonn: lewishaoki: warcalledlife: Not sure why but this is how my phone took a picture of lightning Looks like it took half of this world, and half of a dark world. It’s so rad and creepy, gives the spook chills Science
crayon-hustler: petalpistols: okay if we’re mutuals u can ask for my phone number snapchat instagram facebook skype kik this has been a psa thank u but also if were not mutuals
theassprincess: if you catch me smiling at my phone I’m not talking to anyone I’m just watching porn
titanios: don’t ruin your day / don’t touch my phone / not cute just psycho / smoking girl / promise couple / 90′s
titanios: if you’re… drake / don’t touch my phone / fuck verb / i woke up like this / no hard feelings / picasso’ art / not cute just psyco / hate you / 90′s / damn weed /bae
beefbearrito: doctorproctorr: thehighpriestofreverseracism: reblog or the gods of glo up will not bless you Can’t take that chance Rebloged so fast I almost broke my phone
missjennyxtoyou: So I posted a couple of pics just now, and my phone started going off with tumblr notifications and that kinda turned me on, I dunno if you can tell or not
rootandrock: This is what natural citrine looks like. A pale, “oily” yellow, not the orangey you see in heat-treated amethyst. This one also happens to be a nice “Trans-channeller” (Taken with my phone, per usual, on some parchmenty paper,
izrah420: Found some nudes I took back in October when I went to the Hawks game in STL… I have way too many just chillin on my phone to even keep track of if I posted them or not lol
WHEN MY PHONE DIES AND I’M NOT AT HOME.
sweet-ladyy:I’m not crying my phone screen is just blurry
m-eltdown:my phone: *rings*me: absolutely not
the question is should i take my phone or not…
intoxicatingtouches:Trying not to use my phone as much to post, but Afterlight has new filters that are unf.
ask-koki-kariya: charlesoberonn: lewishaoki: warcalledlife: Not sure why but this is how my phone took a picture of lightning Looks like it took half of this world, and half of a dark world. It’s so rad and creepy, gives the spook chills Science
just-shower-thoughts: Just checked my phone to see what time it was. It said 4:04. For a moment I thought that meant time could not be found.
blank: foreveralone-lyguy: blank: I have 1% battery left on my phone and I just want you guys to know that I You had time to press publish but not finish your sentence Wow A+ detective work I never thought someone would discover that
thceattle: Not weed related, but found this in my phone- here’s your thong Thursday, ya filthy animals. FT. Bunny ears.
bunnyswetpanties: I don’t quite remember when I recorded this. I found it way back in the pictures and videos on my phone. Apparently if had to go bad enough to not even get the camera set all the way up. I know I don’t have those panties anymore.
alexinspankingland: Left my phone in the movie theater tonight. I got it back, but not without consequences. 10 strokes, cold. Crisis averted, lesson learned, cuddles received.
