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Hiya, bad news!Unfortunately my phone broke yesterday and I’m not really sure why. Since I run my Tumblr from it, updates may be a little more infrequent than I’d like. Don’t worry guys, I won’t abandon you <3
thebigmystery42: I tried uploading this on mobile earlier and its not showing on my dash, so if it didnt go through, ta da! Marks playing OFF and Im really happy. If this did go through and my phones weird, well, repost!
iwantmybigsis: droc828: I finally got to fuck my hot ass Mom after she caught me jacking off. When she turned for reverse cowgirl I could not resist pulling out my phone and record the ass I lusted after for years. I can now watch this sweet ass whene
snakepene: lavenderpanda: shemaleadmirer: tybaar: lavenderpanda: Zoey grabbed my phone earlier and took this for me :D also lol @ my tiny balls Dat butt <3 shall i treat u like a lady? How bout you treat me like the woman I am. I’m not your
naughtygirlsandmarriedmen: I’m not one of those lucky men blessed with a trusting and oblivious wife - mine watches me like a hawk. She checks my phone, makes contact with my friends when I tell her I’m doing something with the guys, the works.Fortunatel
dankiibombshell: A small background on these photos. They were taken months ago and never meant to be shared. My boyfriend and I were just getting ready for a shower, talking and I pulled out my phone for a picture(not like this). Neither of us had taken
playing-hero: lunette3002: fashionf-u-c-ks: None OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good week.
illuminaudo: a day to remember killed it, like always. this is one of my favorite concert photos I’ve been able to snap with my phone. Instagram: @hanoverboard PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE CAPTION OR SOURCE!! (at Patriot Center)
xjulietcharliex: xxxsweetheart: Not OMG - but OH-MY-GOD!! DAMN that’s HOT!! Scrolled through 4 times and will be pulling this one up on my phone once I climb into bed!!!!!!
So, why is this animating on my dashboard, but not on my phone or when other people look at it?
naughtynicegirl69: My phone is a wee bit charged…lol…did this little gif for you…dancing…being silly and smiling big…lol…I wish I could give you more but damn judgmental society…lol…so I may not be able to show all my face to you but
For my followers who are not aware, especially since I was interrupted in the middle, I am uploading everything from my phone in order of folder. I will repost the first 20 days after I get through the rest.
wannabenudist: this isn’t the best, but i have my days where im not an expert with my phone.
mi-migonzalez: Drew the kanker sisters before bed. This was taken from my phone so hopefully its not too derpy. I might make a blog just for my art but idk I’m lazy ;3
laceyyyelle: This is the best gif I could make on my phone, and it’s not even a real gif! Someone teach meee Your Such a Thick, Gorgeous, sexy Woman !!!!!! Man You Get My Pulse Up !!!!! Give Anything To Lick Those Huge Soft Thighs !!!!!
ckj010: playing-hero: lunette3002: fashionf-u-c-ks: None OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good
Today I don’t fell like doing anything, I just wanna lay in my bed, Don’t fell like pickin up my phone, So leave a message at the tone. ‘Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything… (Nothing at all) Bruno Mars - The Lazy
nappyjoy: mckea: lunette3002: fashionf-u-c-ks: None OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good
c6l6st6: playing-hero: lunette3002: fashionf-u-c-ks: None OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a
Hey!! Nasty boy with the college cock that stays hard and shooting. Boy oh boy I have been waiting for the right time to slip by. Nobody can pound my MILF pussy the way a college cock can. Fucking my husband, yeah that does not happen. His cock is
I have always been attracted to women. I found this attraction taking a different turn in my mind, I would love to play with a couple. Women have such soft skin, smell good and not to mention I think it would feel so good to rub my wet pussy on
wifedatepics: That is the guy I said is a jerk from my office. He took my phone to be an ass, but I figured u would wanna see any way. He will probably tell the other guys now. Sorry, but I couldnt help it. He would not take no for an answer. Dont be
the sad thing is, my phone camera does not have gyroscope so the AR doesn’t work, so no funny photos of pokemon in my roombut oh well its still fun !
queazyy: 6y9brows: Pictures you’d fin in their phones this is EXACTLY what they’d look like in real life oh my god!! as an asian thank you so so much for making them look asian and not white
Herra Hevisaurus notebook doodle, made the other day as I waited to see the doctor. My scanner’s currently not working, so here is a cel-phone snapshot. I need to draw the other members of the band soon lol.
roekachu: plasticbagvevo: checking tumblr in public Lookin at you naughtyvixens lol you should be glad youre not one of my snapchat friends. those poor souls will be looking at a bunch of snaps of my cat being an idiot and suddenly there’s
theblogchoseme: If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish
carnassious:tagdavid:weightedthinking: scuttle-crab:Posting my crappy art before I go to bed, damn I wish I could do this digitally already. All taken with my phone’s camera so the hard lines and shading gets kinda obliterated >.> That’s not
dreamxxdream: Levi thinks selfies are dumb so Eren sneakily takes them when he’s sleeping (and later is found out when Levi sees them as his phone background) NONNIE HOW COULD I NOT ;v;
superdesperatelittlekitty: Thisbvideo will be a little lower quality as id not planned to do a hold tosay. Im having a hard time typing. Ill be filming on my phone in the tub oh my god i have to go so bad im gping to try to hold it longer.
underweartuesday: 18. This was taken with my phone, but I really loved it. This is the first time I’ve ever submitted or taken any pictures fully naked. I’m not fully comfortable about my body but I’m getting there. Also, sideboob! :) This is
skelet0nx: theblogchoseme: If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish Finally somebody said it
humorking:shoutout to my phone screen for having to stare at my face all day and not cracking itself
humorking: shoutout to my phone screen for having to stare at my face all day and not cracking itself
steakpanties: steakpanties: I almost dropped my phone into my soup. don’t text and eat kids. it’s kind of like I’m telling u not to text and consume children. which is also a good message.
Still don’t feel great after migraine, I had an allergic reaction and got hives (not sure what to) and my phone charger MELTED and could have burned my house down 😰
marchcronus: adventuresingay: Finally I can wrap my phone around my cock, set it to vibrate and call myself. THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR.
m-a1102: I’m not sure why we have so much trouble taking pictures “during”…but maybe grabbing my phone is the last thing on my mind when I have this in front of me! So here is a little shot of the aftermath….
mrdegradation: So much poorly thought out anti-gun propaganda on my dash and all I wanted to do was look at cute furries and animals on my phone. Not super into this total bollox right now Eugh, tell me about it.
potootagath replied to your post “my birthday is going to get forgotten about and I’m not okay with it,…” when is your birthday? I can’t do much else, but I’ll put an alarm on my phone to at least remember it! it’s december
torpedoesarts: Coloured version of this! This is as clean as I can get it without bleaching it out (not bad considering how crappy my phone camera is!) My character Rania.
almost-casey:I’m not @ my computer atm but take these subpar phone doodles I had to spit out because oH MY GOD R E B E C C A
khonny: twerks4loanpayments: unf0rgivingly: shouldnt: I think I just peed my pants. For the love of god watch this until the end I did not see that coming! I actually threw my phone away cuz of the ending lol Omfg I hella just jerk to the side!!
o-bucky-o: Sharing some art I’ve had on my phone for a long time (not my art, message me if this is yours) I could use a hug like this right about now. ❤️
I haven’t been answering asks lately because my laptops keyboard is broken and my phone is being weird and not posting some asks BUT my NEW laptop is being shipped so I shall have that soon~
mako: i’m not even joking when i say if there’s ever a new avatar series i’d drop everything. i could be in my late 20s in a swanky apartment mid makeout session with my hot on-the-rise environmental law boyfriend and my phone will ring and i’d
Ok but why the fuck does Google Maps open literally every time I open my phone with the newest IOS update (even when I’m not using Google Maps, even when it’s not running in the background)