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If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

I always laugh when people leave me voice messages on my phone, especially since my answering device tells you not to because it’s pointless.

So I’ve noticed that my phone randomly posts some of my reblogs twice, but not all of them. Why Tublr, why?

I’ll be back in two weeks, guys.If you post any selfies, pop me in the tags, and I’ll find them, so I can reblog them.TTFN x

mralphafreak: kyladaprincess: This dude right here knows how to make me moan🍆💦💦and he knows all my spots😛✨💦 (Sorry for the quality, he had a iPhone 4 and my phone was in the kitchen and i was not about to stop takin the dick) Dam

concept: oikawa fingering herself with her middle finger, spreading her pussy wide with her ring and index for iwaizumi. begging her gf to fuck her nice and good, for her gf’s fat tongue to fill up her aching pussy. also a concept: me going to hell

sheabuttaqueen: skelet0nx: theblogchoseme: If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish Finally somebody said it I will always reblog

jxnchuriki: jehovahhthickness: Me in the shower This would make my videos in the shower so much easier. Do you know how hard it is trying not to get my phone wet. I’m surprised it still works 🙃😭

marchcronus: adventuresingay: Finally I can wrap my phone around my cock, set it to vibrate and call myself. THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR.

theblogchoseme: If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

marchcronus: adventuresingay: Finally I can wrap my phone around my cock, set it to vibrate and call myself. THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR.

overlord-kyogre: marchcronus: adventuresingay: Finally I can wrap my phone around my cock, set it to vibrate and call myself. THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR.

dollyx: dollyx: Thought I could do with a new picture that was not off my phone haha <3!!! TT___TT so long ago, I miss my old face and hair

okidokicharlie: Trying out to post a doodle I made a year back, kinda showing one or two of my interests. (But, not the only interest!) Trying to see how it could turn out by using my phone to post. Cetas © Cetas John Clarke © BlacklistRival1 Kyan

can-u-not-my-wayward-son: australiansanta: one of the scariest things to happen to me was when dad caught a shark and put it in the freezer and i didnt know and at like 3am i came down half asleep with only the flashlight on my phone to see and i opened

marchcronus: adventuresingay: Finally I can wrap my phone around my cock, set it to vibrate and call myself. THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR.

thetallblacknerd: lucidnee: thetallblacknerd: lucidnee: thetallblacknerd: lucidnee: Tbh like tbh I complain about not gettin dick but it’s my fault cus i kno damn well I could text atleast 5 niggas in my phone rn nd be like come thru nd cum on

marchcronus: adventuresingay: Finally I can wrap my phone around my cock, set it to vibrate and call myself. THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR.

Oooou tell me my dad did not just greezed me by suspending my phone right now.

skelet0nx: theblogchoseme: If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish Finally somebody said it

skelet0nx: theblogchoseme: If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish Finally somebody said it

lcarkatvantas: marchcronus: adventuresingay: Finally I can wrap my phone around my cock, set it to vibrate and call myself. THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THAT IS OBVIOUSLY WHAT THE INTENDED USE WAS FOR

skelet0nx: theblogchoseme: If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish Finally somebody said it

marchcronus: adventuresingay: Finally I can wrap my phone around my cock, set it to vibrate and call myself. THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR.

overlord-kyogre: marchcronus: adventuresingay: Finally I can wrap my phone around my cock, set it to vibrate and call myself. THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR.

overlord-kyogre: marchcronus: adventuresingay: Finally I can wrap my phone around my cock, set it to vibrate and call myself. THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR.

overlord-kyogre: marchcronus: adventuresingay: Finally I can wrap my phone around my cock, set it to vibrate and call myself. THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR.

theblogchoseme: If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

kawaii-kittie: My sweet lollita room ~ sorry for this quality but my phone can have only settings like these *.* pls d0 not deLete the credit { * * } xoxo and ive got one more Hello Kitty plush toys which is light pink but I didnt find a free place

titanios: smoking hand / cry baby / wood wood / black is my happy color / 90′s / not cute just psycho / don’t touch my phone / drake / smoking girl / more issues than vogue / 1996 / camouflage

chokesngags: This is exactly why I do not fuck with people outside of my blog, twitter or anything. Who raised you??? Who the fuck told you that shit was ok? Who JADE ???? Now I got your hype ass homie blowing my phone up. Get your life. Or I will.

sarahseeandersen:Don’t touch my phone. PS if anyone remembers the super old comic I made about not letting people scroll through my pictures you get an A+!!

theblogchoseme: If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

marchcronus: adventuresingay: Finally I can wrap my phone around my cock, set it to vibrate and call myself. THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR.

theblogchoseme: If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

skelet0nx: theblogchoseme: If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish Finally somebody said it

squided: one time i was really drunk and my friends and i got on an elevator and as i got on i dropped my phone and I am not kidding it started to fall down the hole but it tilted just a little bit, kinda shook halfway down the hole and then popped back

youknowimpretty: marchcronus: adventuresingay: Finally I can wrap my phone around my cock, set it to vibrate and call myself. THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR. ONLY 赧,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.50

skelet0nx: theblogchoseme: If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish Finally somebody said it

humorking: shoutout to my phone screen for having to stare at my face all day and not cracking itself

Bruh I just got the most random self harm fantasy No, I need my phone, I’m not about to smash it on my head omg you’re just being ridiculous at this point

If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

marchcronus: adventuresingay: Finally I can wrap my phone around my cock, set it to vibrate and call myself. THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR.

theblogchoseme: If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

bestnatesmithever: marchcronus: adventuresingay: Finally I can wrap my phone around my cock, set it to vibrate and call myself. THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR. But that is probably all it will be good for.

skelet0nx: theblogchoseme: If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish Finally somebody said it

skelet0nx: theblogchoseme: If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish Finally somebody said it

overlord-kyogre: marchcronus: adventuresingay: Finally I can wrap my phone around my cock, set it to vibrate and call myself. THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR.

raspberrywiskey:weirdo failed game show host wants to be YOUR best friend.I LOVE MAKIBG MELODRAMATIC COMICS AB MEDIA WHOS TONE DOES NOT MATCH THE COMIC AT ALL ! !! OHAHAG ITS MY FAVOURITE!!!also phone doodles teehee

kyladaprincess: This dude right here knows how to make me moan🍆💦💦and he knows all my spots😛✨💦 (Sorry for the quality, he had a iPhone 4 and my phone was in the kitchen and i was not about to stop takin the dick)

humorking:shoutout to my phone screen for having to stare at my face all day and not cracking itself

I just yelled at my phone calling Tubbs an “ungrateful piece of shit” for eating my food 31 times and STILL not leaving me a momento… I think I need mental help… Haha 😅

pvrplemvtter: Solange - Bad Girls The bed I woke up in, that’s not my ownThe make-up I applied two days agoThe night I lost my phone on the way homeThe taxi came, I don’t know where I’m going (black cab session)

ourmkmblog: Great day at the office. I am done with my phone calls already and I am on a well deserved coffee break at my desk. I hope I am not too informal or unprofessional with the loose tie. 🤓

overlord-kyogre: marchcronus: adventuresingay: Finally I can wrap my phone around my cock, set it to vibrate and call myself. THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR.

If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

wivesuwouldntexpect: This is how it starts…drunk young guy hits on my drunk 40-something wife at a bar. He tells him she is not interested and he leaves…then comes back. I find it amusing and take out my phone and take this picture. What the

carburetor: I’m not sure if someone has already made one but I decided to make my own (& share them with you guys!) minimalist wallpaper for my phone. Size is 640x1136, the wallpaper size of iphone5/C/S and the 5th gen ipod touch. Just hit right

theblogchoseme: If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

skelet0nx: theblogchoseme: If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish Finally somebody said it

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