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when I blog on my phone it does this weird thing where sometimes things I reblog will get reblogged twice. But not back-to-back, it’ll reblog and then, like, an hour later it will reblog it again. Its confusing and I don’t know why it does
Adventure Time Blog!! (RamOFT)
kasukasukasumisty: artemispanthar: My phone will now automatically capitalize Pearl but not Amethyst or Garnet (yet) and I have chosen to believe this is because Pearl would be the one who would care about proper writing and grammar and whatnot the
Another short promo for “Say Uncle” (and the other Thursday premieres)
myhairisfabulous: This was a doodle that I did at work that got out of control. Im still not šÆ on the pose, but I like the movement of it. Then I took a photo of it with my phone and played with it in Sketchbook express on the iPad until I got here.
bobcatdump:ainawgsd:sigridkaffen:ohifonlyx33:unhinged-kitten:iām āhouse phoneā years old i’m “computer room” years oldI’m “floppy disks but they actually flopped” years oldI’m “used to have a rotary
1nt0them1st: To get some of these pictures, I literally stack books/boxes/speakers/bottles/whatever I have around the apartment to put my phone on to get a good angle. Itās a huge pain in the ass and of course not very doable outside (notice the really
hotwhiteguy: hotwhiteguy: i lost my number, can you give me yours no no no not your phone number your credit card number
alluviom: sometimes I feel guilty for skipping songs on my phone like Iām sorry song I love you Iām just not in the mood for you Iāll come back later though
brightindie: 95% of the time when Iām smiling at my phone itās bc of something I said, not something someone sent me. Iām hilarious
jealousjelly:hEY UHHHH i did not have any time to draw at home so this was made on my phone with some free app and its horrible but i diddnt draw shit in a month and i just needed to do something
mishacolins: Unknown number: *calls me*Me (while staring down at my phone): can you please not do that
alluviom: sometimes I feel guilty for skipping songs on my phone like Iām sorry song I love you Iām just not in the mood for you Iāll come back later though.
starbulletz: heyh8r: r3gicid3: inmyboxershalfstonedd: autumnseeds: Anxiety (2013) Ohā¦ well, thank you tumblr for making me realise I might actually have a slight anxiety issueā¦ because this totally explains me. Iām so glad Iām not this
justcarbonbased: mres90 replied to your photo: Michael wtf stop trolling me xD Yeahhā¦ I was on my cell phone and didnāt realize how much stuff I was liking lol.
justcarbonbased: mres90: justcarbonbased: mres90 replied to your photo: Michael wtf stop trolling me xD Yeahhā¦ I was on my cell phone and didnāt realize how much stuff I was liking lol.
justcarbonbased: mres90: justcarbonbased: mres90: justcarbonbased: mres90 replied to your photo: Michael wtf stop trolling me xD Yeahhā¦ I was on my cell phone and didnāt realize how much stuff I was liking lol.
tatehemlock: K outside the Phoenix Comic Con. Right off my phone, figured Instagram might not like the cute boobies. Prudes.
korndoggy: mikeward1701 needs to learn not to trust me when I have my phone out :P
cayden-carter: The question is not how much did I drink, but rather who the fuck did I entrust with my phone?
do-not-open-til-christmas: With the belt locked on, thereās no way to remove it, and I control all its functions through my phone.. And I donāt even have to unlock the belt to charge the battery,
watchingmefuck: Iām sorry for the radio silenceā¦ And Iām sorrier for not getting any pictures of the phenomenal morning sex I just had. Sorrrrryyy! My phone was across the room, so I asked him to grab it and take a post fucking image afterwards.
matt-delancy: After a while I felt like I was living in a museum. She had brought over some of those old phones that donāt even work for decoration purposesā¦ Not gonna lie - I have one of those too. Haha. It’s even more ridiculous for me to
sofreefifi: Iāve had these pictures in my phone for a whileā¦marked as DO NOT post picsā¦today I was like fuck itā¦.that for me is progress šš __ Body acceptance isā¦HARDā¦and itās one hell of a fucking journey. Yes, today I am brave and
the-perks-of-being–hannah: I still like this even though my phone decided not to focusš¹
privatefamilytime: I smiled at the picture and dialed my phone. āI wasnāt fooled. Iād know those legs and that ass anywhere.ā She giggled. āI should hope so, Daddy. Youāve seen them often enough. But not often enough lately. When are you
labrujasalvaje: You text my phone, begging me not to fuck your husband and wreck your family. I text you this picture I took in your bed and say, āNo.ā
murderotic: When did I last upload a photo that was not taken with my phone? TODAY :D
lumpyspaceprincessa: My phone screen is so cracked and I canāt tell if this is a nice selfie or not.. š
laceyyyelle: This is the best gif I could make on my phone, and itās not even a real gif! Someone teach meee laceyyyelle.tumblr.com
naughtynicegirl69: LOLā¦I look like I went into the forest and something attacked meā¦lolā¦I blogged this once from my phone but it is not showing upā¦watchā¦it will show up as soon as I blog thisā¦lolā¦didnāt do cut up Tuesday because I was
whoever made the beatmap for yume no tobira ex can honestly suck my dick
happy v day iām cute as hell!!(Ā“ļ½”ā¢ įµ ā¢ļ½”`)
galleryofahermitcosplayer: This photo seems to be the $ shot for assholes to grab. Iām going on a watermarking spree. I feel so bad for my phone. Thank you Alien Jesus for wifi. Itāll be worth it in the end. Source: Here **Please do not remove
im sick of lying to kids about not having any games on my phone
We can do gifs on mobile now!
storyofthislife: I NEED to delete pictures off my phone but Iām such a photo hoarder like I never know when this pic could come in handy I canāt delete that. I got that 256gb iPhone, and 12,000 photos later I’m still not even halfway full.
jamaicanbulma: accras:Beautiful Danielle Brooks withĀ Not a Drop of Makeup in People Magazine 2017 Worldās Most Beautiful issue. I almost broke my phone šthis is everything
alexinspankingland:Left my phone in the movie theater tonight. I got it back, but not without consequences. 10 strokes, cold. Crisis averted, lesson learned, cuddles received.
missjennyxtoyou: So I posted a couple of pics just now, and my phone started going off with tumblr notifications and that kinda turned me on, I dunno if you can tell or not mmmmmmmmmmmm
jojoloveblog: At work canāt help it I am horny again. What I really want to do is masturbate giving myself a really hot orgasm. Husband ās horny messages on my phone is not helping.
kittykunt420: bignugzy: kittykunt420: Horny kitty in the kitchenā¦ to cook or to cum.. that is the question.. Ohhhh kittykunt420!!!! Fishnet body stocking????? Do you know how hard it is not to lick my phones screen right now?? There would definitely
lustybbwlove: Love getting fucked while high ! (watermarked) Havenāt posted a fucking video in a while and I found this in my phone so I thought why not . Yes , hes wearing a cock ring . Iām fun when im high and loud jeez . Lol Hell yeah
bumrushthepantry: Trying to post these struggle videos but Tumblr is not my friend. Also! I need a āhow toā for this shit. For somebody with tiny hands holding a phone is so hard.
lucylei: Weāve reached 1,000 followers! So after a lot of technical difficulties, I had to give up on the original video and take this one with my phone. Basically just showing you how fucking quick I can make myself cum. Hope itās not too disappointingā¦
d-and-m1615: So yesterday, Iām sitting around the house & my phone starts blowing upā¦.checked it & it was a series of selfies from this chicā¦..not bad at all!But the funny thing is, she sent them to the wrong number, I have no fucking clue
sepdxbear: berlinriot: I donāt understand why my phoneās camera just canāt comprehend automatic colour correction like its not exactly some new fad //
mugiwaraijin: I decided to do a Follow Forever since Iāve reached 300 followers which is a pretty big number & I love all you guys. Sadly I am not skilled enough to make awesome graphics/edits/drawings so I made this crappy thing on my phone for
coelasquid: lilbudgies: Dylan, give me back my phone.Ā I did not know budgies could lofe.
juggernautsunion: Not exactly a thong, but an old butt pic I found on my phone š Please donāt remove the caption.
obeythestraightman: redcarrotbottom: He wonāt pay attention to you at all. You just clean his shoes and leave. Heāll text you in the next few days to come do it again. i have my phone set so that his texts beep loud and clear. i do not want to
foreveralone-lyguy: blank: I have 1% battery left on my phone and I just want you guys to know that I You had time to press publish but not finish your sentence
prettypeepeep: He saidā¦ Send me a pic. One that will make me twitch. Not too revealingā¦ Butā¦ One, that I hope someone looks over at my phone and thinksā¦ How fucking lucky is he. #poetry #erotica #words #twitch
kingsleyyy: if i show you a picture on my phone, do not SWIPE. aināt nobody tell you to take a motherfucking tour.
