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taylorsvviftvevo: actuallykylekallgren: davidsexchuleta: drtanner: queenoftheimpala: When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. I think my dinner is possessed. THAT IS NOT A “HUMMING NOISE” upwardsfreefall
lycoris-aurea: Ok after almost 2 years (!!) not drawing at all (besides some scetches) it seems like I manage to make a comeback. Still I will stick to sketches the first time, since drawing makes a little more trouble then I expected first. At least
tj: He’s not perfect, but he’s still my favorite president. And you definitely need the volume to be on.
yaoi-blcd: Update from Tan Jiu, translated by Yaoi-BLCD. IF YOU USE OUR TRANSLATIONS YOU MUST CREDIT BACK TO THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR!!!!!! (TAN JIU). DO NOT USE FOR ANY PRINT/ PUBLICATIONS/ FOR PROFIT REASONS WITHOUT PERMISSION FROM THE AUTHOR!!!!!!!!!!!
thezombiedogz:Guzma and Plumeria are BFFs and absolutely have tons of pick-me-up slumber parties after you thrash them. They’re also not morning people…
onlinepunk: things i’m feelin butts spaghetti things i’m not feelin ur harsh vibes america’s education system
legit-writing-tips: fozmeadows: Watching my toddler figure out how to language is fascinating. Yesterday we were stumped when he kept insisting there was a “Lego winner” behind his bookshelf - it turned out to be a little Lego trophy cup. Not knowing
alphaflyer: audreysparkle: pr1nceshawn: Life With Cats. Adorable little assholes This puts absolutely nothing into perspective, but that’s not a Bad Thing.
frostmdl: It’s not morning,but I had long sought this sketch. And then something sad was on the my blog. So enjoy it=) And good morning everyone!=3
noisy–brain: yen-sama: HIS DAD IS A DITTO I AM NOT OKAY*SOBS* HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
rudolphsb9: bob-artist: i-need-mayo: haydenkdy: otherbully1: brainstatic: pansysky: spookytox: reaill: grimfemme: I just wanted to eat breakfast ;( welp now we know the distinction between the two Have….have people…not eaten shredded
justnevilledup: thatsthat24: Being Roommates with Harry Potter is Rough ✨ Thomas: Harry, are you taking my desserts? Harry: No, I bet it was Voldemort! Thomas: [not convinced] Voldemort? Harry: Oh, yes, he- ah! Thomas: Your scar! Is Voldemort near?!
tsukikimelon: Not mine, but I found this cool sign at a Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf
swingingaxe: Shane, it’s too early for your nonsense Stardew Valley I’m not taking the “rest your shoulder for a while” thing too well right now
evilguacamole: allistair-right: I like to think that Efi is a big fan of Lucio and also looks up to him as a role model since he’s not just an international music icon but also a freedom fighter that literally led an uprising to free his city. All
tygermama: agwitow: just-shower-thoughts: If a ghost can open cupboards and break things, why not just take a pencil, find paper, write exactly why it’s unhappy, and tape the message on the fridge. It just became second nature to close all the cupboards
tastefullyoffensive: That’ll teach him not to steal.
zlayaevreika: pinkmckinley: do not think about your crush in an old sweatshirt with scruffy hair and a sleepy smile ok dont think about them humming to themselves as they make breakfast in this attire ok dont think about how the light hits them as they
mrs-jamie-wellerstein: wizmas: joekewlio: highlandvalley: 見た目に騙されてはいけない（戒め http://www.boredpanda.com/not-expected-daihei-shibata/https://twitter.com/saitamakita/status/842945020382461952/video/1 YOU STOP THAT This
phasmascaptain: just-shower-thoughts: Everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato.
drferox: drferox: Anyone who believes “Animals tell no lies,” has not lived with a cat who wants to convince you that he hasn’t already eaten dinner. I can’t believe this is my most popular post. The cat is still lying, btw
c2ndy2c1d: rjdrawsstuff:Mom still has cancer cells growing. I’m still struggling looking for work and she still has to continue medication then start chemo next week. I’m seeing a therapist again soon and money’s not a resource we have anymore.
lotuseating: daddy-double-d: no: tachikoma: 😳 he got that under titty exposed from the crop top look Quite the hands-on man. Not a homosexual myself… but wow. i’m losing my fucking mind
etirabys:…i did not expect to be touched while skimming a reddit thread on fetish origin stories
you-had-me-at-e-flat-major: foodnetwork-fandom: are they eggs or not someone tell me
marauderice: bogleech: MOM OF THE YEAR. WHERE WAS THIS ATTITUDE WHEN I WAS IN GRADE SCHOOL. There’s a difference between not sharing and refusing to be bullied.
skypillar: so today i learned that ducks are not vegetarians. i don’t know why i thought that before but apparently ducks regularly eat insects and very small critters in addition to like…water plants and tourists’ bread crusts or whatever so all
i-alwayslikedstrangecharacters: Me: Happy Halloween!!!!Everyone: Not yet It’s only summer.Me:
white-throated-packrat: copperbadge: bylillian: archiemcphee: Bread is awesome. There’s nothing not to love about freshly baked bread, even if it looks like it came from the depths of hell. Hellen Die of The Necro-Nom-Nom-Nomicon, the devil’s favorite
nonbinarysapphic: experiment : reblog this with your sexuality and if you bite down on ice cream or not when eating it
SEND ME AN EMOJI
unofficiallydisney: So, yeah, commissions would be helpful right now. My bank account is overdrawn due to bills, and not even my next check will be enough to get me and my boyfriend out of the black.I’m truly desperate here, I don’t have any money
redcandle17: yohunny: itchycoil: betterbemeta: buzzfeed: Here Are 28 Things Millennials Are Killing In Cold Blood no mercy run And they say the millennial generation is lazy and entitled. Here’s a secret: it’s not OUR JOB to adapt to the market.
the-chief-moosekateer: sarcasmismydrugs: Unbelievable - This is not butter. wtf is it?! MFC What the package says: my flavorite chicken What my brain sees: mutha fuckn chicken
tenoko1: silversnark: listsoflifehacks: Cooking and Baking Hacks That last one is DANGEROUS. I do not need this much power. ^This
weirdlyprecious: ⭐️ Huevember - day 10! ⭐️ “I get it. I know you didn’t want me to deal with your problems. You’re a part of me now. I have to deal with what you left behind.” THE HIATUS IS OVER. THIS IS NOT A DREAM. IT’S REAL AND IT’S
pinkguts:i wish i was a strawberry and not a person goodnight
snakebitcat: sarahsaharasaurus: this is such a weird way of phrasing “Millenials go hungry because of financial crisis we caused” “Why then do they not eat cake?”
deadddeviant:The short involves Goofy doing domestic chores for his wife, which was an odd concept in the 1950′s. So based on the Milkman not knowing who he was kissing in this bit, it implies that Goofy’s wife was fucking the Milkman.
bepeu:you can literally lay in bed and eat a block of cheese like an apple and it’s not illegal
terefah:observant pregnant jewish woman goes to r/legaladvice because her coworker tricked her into eating treyf, turns out said coworker was posting in the subreddit a week earlier trying to find ways to get her fired for “not fitting into company
thatpettyblackgirl: between “boycotting” starbucks by buying drinks just to get the barista to write “merry christmas” on the cup and destroying nike products that have already been purchased—i think we can all agree protesting is not racist
funkymeihem-fiction: The two official BOBA BUDDIES of Overwatch! No, Mr. Rat, I’m afraid we do not currently sell gunpowder flavor.
vonreignssupreme: afrogee: 2damnfeisty: amazelife: #mcdonalds is not food ^^^ Reason why I no longer eat there. I’m gonna quit Fucking with McDonald’s!! Lol McDonald’s got the fountain of youth in their recipe
starrynightsinmyeyes: wayward-daughter-in-a-bluebox: h0rrid: Seriously, the Hannibal fandom just came out of nowhere PEOPLE ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD
Why not eat and never be satisfied with yourself, when you could eat and learn to love yourself?
ebonybyg: jjsinterlude: 2damnfeisty: amazelife: #mcdonalds is not food ^^^ Reason why I no longer eat there. At first I was thinking “but McDonald’s burger didn’t go bad”, but then my slow ass got the point. But then what are we eating?
vevovevo: if its not food or a cute boy i probably dont care very much about it
Because it’s not food I’m hungry for….. 💋
I'm Not Sad Anymore I'm Just Tired of This Place
It’s an important discussion. Nothing’s importanter than food!
piggyhoho: Shion: “Nezumi is not food!” Safu: “Whaaa…? (Drools)” Nezumi: “*&^&*@$%# GET ME OUTTA HERE” Super late Neko no Hi pic orz
au-to: Trio drawings ^^ Top left: Baby Iwa-chan wants to go to the bathroom and no Tobio-chan, thats not food / Top right: Birthday drawing for Sugamama ♥ / Bottom: Kenma doesn’t work well as a human shield
humans are friends not food
Im Not From This World Come With Me To My Planet
radicalfeministwitch: amyfacelovesyou: We interrupt this dashboard to announce that wiggly pigling. friends, not food
