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I watch a lot of cooking shows and I’m not sure if I hate the arrogant, foreign white male chef that does elevated, classic dishes and can’t take criticism because he was trained by French chefs. Or the young, arrogant white male chef that
i just worked almost 5 hours straight. mom is making mexican food. i refuse to count calories for the rest of today. i have too many other things to do. like homework. and laundry, and cleaning my fucking room.
meeting got canceled due to NOBODY SHOWING UP OTHER THAN ME AND THE PRES. >:/ in other news, i think my park workout was pretty good. i need to keep better track of my intervals because i know i did 5 parts running, not 3 like it says on there, but
I don’t understand how I am this tired. I’ve been awake for not even 14 hours, I slept in, and I cooked and cleaned and surfed the internet. I took it easy. But my head feels like it’s made of a denser material than usual. My neck feels exhausted
I found a recipe i like the looks of, but I’m not experienced at folding dough. So in the benefit of time and simplicity, i made scrambled eggs with squash. And herbs from the garden and kale from the market. Ill have to do the scones when i have more
Guess I’m not exactly a lurker anymore…
11/17/14: not much happened and i am glad
tnbtheories: Friends not food.
Books are friends, not food
English muffin, hard white cheddar, egg fluffed with 1% milk, spinach and turkey sausage. I know it’s not quite the same thing as eating an entire large pizza, but this is gonna be so good! I needed the protein today!
It’s kinda sad. I used to have so much enthusiasm with food. Cooking and eating were the best part of my day. Now it’s a chore that requires a lot more will power to get me to do. It’s honestly doesn’t make since that I’m
knerdy-knitter: scullysjournal: livesinalibrary: Shout out to the kids whose parents unknowingly messed with their emotional, psychological or physical health. Shout out to you guys who have not told their parents because you have to stay with them.
girlgrowingsmall: So I made this for dinner tonight. OMG SO GOOD!!!! DO IT! (Not my pic, though. I ate it before I could take a pic. lol) Let me give you my super tasty version of the recipe (this part is mine): Avocado prep: Halve it, pop the pit
It’s so crazy to look back at pictures from when I was a senior in hs (or earlier) and my freshman year of college. I had such a bad relationship with myself and food and dropped so much weight but still hated my body and thought I was huge. I look
fashionizmything: ebonybyg: jjsinterlude: 2damnfeisty: amazelife: #mcdonalds is not food ^^^ Reason why I no longer eat there. At first I was thinking “but McDonald’s burger didn’t go bad”, but then my slow ass got the point. But then
wolfyjonghyun:lame TAEtertot said he was gonna annoy me and then poof-ed. -pouts- Totally not lame.
silvertonguedwolf: Tom. Tom, no that is not food you silly silly man.
billcosbeezinthetrap: supahnikk: YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER! Fish are friends, not food.
typette: adriofthedead: baby no don’t eat your foots your foots is not food no you eat all the foots you want to eat little kitten
remnant-imaginations: dynamitedynamo: jennytrout: ditzyalpaca: fish are friends. not food. I love how outraged the gray cat is. @scarlettmika the gray cat is perplexed
azaras-spirit: jennytrout: ditzyalpaca: fish are friends. not food. I love how outraged the gray cat is. that double take though LMAO
nathanguys:This fatty it’s looking for his six pack, but all the quarantine he been eating like it was not food left
log6:there is a demon telling you to go to bed without brushing your teeth… do not listen to him
humans are friends not food
mcpippins: Fish Are Friends, Not Food
theshitfucksart: I just needed to draw my new favorite OTP, okay? Nevermind the fact that it’s a floating head and arm. <3 Please do not repost or remove the caption.
justfoodsingeneral: Spam and Egg Onigirazu “Have you guys heard of onigirazu? They’re kinda of like onigiri but more sandwich-like and not as finicky.”
ifyoucarryonthisway: i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way
momo-tea: ********DO NOT DELETE CAPTION******** Hello cuties I am back with another giveaway as promised! If you checked out my JCB review and want one yourself then here’s your lucky chance! Follow the rules below to enter~ The giveaway will be held
the44thpilot: cmnedark: led-sbian: my-patronus-is-a-computer: there’s no such thing as a stupid reason not to kill yourself. your school sells cookies on thursdays? your favorite band is coming out with a new album? you’re still saving up for
Do you ever just not even care enough to eat?
Crayola Crayon Color Asks
sicknotstupid: fandom-inc: yourfriendlyneighborhoodbitch: fandom-inc: apparently some lemons are very round and not diamondish anD NOW MY MOUTH IS SCREAMING WHO THE FUCK TAKES A BITE STRAIGHT OUT OF A LEMON I TOLD YOU I THOUGHT IT WAS A FUCKING
duskenpath: fanaticalqueergeek: yotoob: yotoob: yotoob: We’ve bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice. - bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things) - loaned
n0rara: Steven Universe: 3,13 you can (NOT) sleep
stardustcrusades: not sure if they posted it but here’s a commission i did for @thefinalpam ! kiss the cook
autumngracy: cathgarvey: Poor Satan… I’ll be updating this blog with a new comic every Friday. Stay tuned! This did not go where I expected
ogresquatch: denny’s run yo… why not(based on true events)
luckstergal: becausebirds: Not today, Satan.
slovenskiy: “gen 1 had pokemon with the coolest designs!” “new pokemon are based on objects, i hate it!” “pokemon used to have names with a meaning and not something someone thought of in a minute” “pokemon used to be based on animals,
marauders4evr: mamabuttonmash: nick-avallone: lddyeove: nick-avallone: “bob’s burgers isn’t that funny” It’s not tho… Everyone recommended it to me as funny, but it makes an Autism joke in the first episode. Sit in the corner and
cursedkennedy: bootsi: these are all fucking clean in all seriousness where can i get the casio one like im not kidding
bootyjou: not much time later…
kelsium: Honestly I’m not gonna survive the apocalypse. Y'all go on gathering berries and drinking cockroach milk (apparently) and forming barter economies and I’m gonna stay in my house until the last of my seltzer runs out and then I’m gonna put
junkratatatata: microrockets: say what you want but there is nothing that could ever convince me that junkrat does not eat vegemite straight from the jar on a regular basis fullview for a better look! commission info St op
2srooky: abunchofgrapes: 2srooky: whyamisospooky: you’re such a b**** (bagel) why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall Why not.
cockchomp: not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties
zebrafeets-art: READY FOR SOME MC-PANCAKES??? this was not my idea i swear (@almond-goddess)
Make her pussy wet not her eyes.
nudepumps: nudepumps: nudepumps: nudepumps: nudepumps: nudepumps: Hey everyone, not be be that person again but If someone could send me some 💵 via paypal so I can eat this week that would be great since atm I literally only have enough for my
milkymaccha: soong-type-princess: gr0mmet: i googled “robot eat” and was not disappointed HE’S TRYING please look at his pinky in the second picture
suisen00: [Stardew Valley] Let’s make the pumpkin soup. - my short comic （*’∀’人）♥ I not good in English. But I really want to draw it. [Really Embarrassed story UWAAAHHH *blushh* (〃∀〃)ゞ (ﾉ∀`♥) ]
elirothings: koboldkatze: do not disturb that loaf of bread is so aggressive
commanderholly: I saw this randomly on yahoo Japan and oh my stars is that not the cutest fat bird with a butthole I’ve ever seen.
Be near me when my light is low, when the blood creeps
414lilj: ntbx: iamnotjody: gold-dee7: letmeprosper: tiffanytlove: Woah 😭😭😭😭😭 Oh my goodness 😂😂😂 Well I was not expecting that This was fucking dope! Lmao I thought I was watching whole Tyler Perry movie and shit
frostmdl: It’s not morning,but I had long sought this sketch. And then something sad was on the my blog. So enjoy it=) And good morning everyone!=3
![suisen00: [Stardew Valley] Let’s make the pumpkin soup. - my short comic （*’∀’人）♥ I not good in English. But I really want to draw it. [Really Embarrassed story UWAAAHHH *blushh* (〃∀〃)ゞ (ﾉ∀`♥) ]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/0eef4adde9bdf6db13bb43f72ac24945/tumblr_o59vapk1aw1ud16a9o1_250.png)
