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asklittlericepaddy: I am a filly, not food. [MOD]: Don’t worry about Paddy, she’s just cranky ‘cause it’s her nappytime. ( ・ω・) <3
I accidentally squirted ketchup all over my hand today. Newsflash, this is not as great of a sensation as you would think. Especially when I had to do a walking tour afterwards.
octarina: ohemgosh: genebeanbelcher: all i truly want for any of my otps is for them to be………. Super Married #i want my otps doing household chores and not even doing it when they go to bed; just reading and falling asleep #complaining to each
upgraders: most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
octoberspirit: schazam: i-think-im-so-funny: This is so true it’s not even funny.
paychiri: still not finished with this xmas icons bc i’ve been busy but HEY might as well put the two latest ones!
retro-tan: To: lynchnobia Message: Happy holidays, Lisa! I hope you like the little comic I made you(tbh I’m not very practiced at it…) I adore domestic fluff so I hope you enjoy looking at it as much as i did making it! From: Retro-tan
midoukitty: ペダル詰め２ by ルビ※ posted with artist’s permission. do not remove source/repost.
yachibot: “I didn’t expect this at all, so I’m not sure how to react.” “Just be happy.””You’re right, I’ll be happy.”
beeawolf: When I click on a link for a recipe I do not wish to read five thousand words about your life and the lovely time you had at the farmer’s market and your childhood memories I just want the fucking recipe just give me the fucking recipe
bruiuh: Art by モトイ ※ Permission to upload this work was granted by the artist.Do NOT repost/remove credit.
eggramenart:i may or may not have started reading fanfics….
badlydrawnbrokuyasu: glitteryfuckss: Yukako showing the boys the newly-opened candy store in Morioh @spacedragonlady I know is not much fun, but getting sweets is what i liked to do after school°˖✧ @badlydrawn-yukakoyamagishi @poorlydrawnjosukeh
jjsinterlude: 2damnfeisty: amazelife: #mcdonalds is not food ^^^ Reason why I no longer eat there. At first I was thinking “but McDonald’s burger didn’t go bad”, but then my slow ass got the point.
compassionco:thatvegancosplayer: thecutestofthecute: merlynm: He loves it when we set fire to food and then sing about it. Happy Birthday, to a good old dog. this video makes me so happy inside i can’teven describe it He’s so happy he doesn’t
lastofthetimeladies: mihlayn: are cafeterias a real thing like do those actually exist in america you just line up and get given gross food and then eat in the same room as your entire school??? if that happened at my school there’d be a riot imagine
nb-dipper: montparnah: montparnah: story time my dad always made dinner when i was little so i spent the first ~4 years of my life eating mexican food everyday and the first time i went over to one of my white friends houses they gave us pb&j
natural-magics: gothiccharmschool: Look. At this. CAKE. Bird skulls molded from chocolate! wickedaffair: trixietreats: “Food artist Annabel de Vetten, also known as Conjurer’s Kitchen, created this incredible skull wedding cake for the Eclectic
blinkingkills: hannibal-shmannibal: Hannibal invites Gordon Ramsay for dinner; it does not go well. Based on oh i need a fanfic for this I’m game.
hello there new york city I am here to kick ass and eat food and I am all out of ass
fuck-no-shitty-fandoms: mlpartconfessions: Its not beause I want them to draw me for free either, I just don’t do commisions. I draw requests for free, and it really hurts me because my opinion is very different from everyone elses. All I want for
stevencrewniverse: In honor of our new episode tonight, the Crewniverse is eating chocolate chip meringue cloud-puffs! So light and fluffy! Better not eat too many or we’ll inflate and fly away! Thanks to Christy Cohen! (Amethyst drawn by Jeff Liu)
brittwilson: Everyone seems to be posting their’s so I guess it’s ok to show my piece for the STEVEN UNIVERSE | ADVENTURE TIME EXHIBITION at Gallery Nucleus this weekend! I’m not going to be there, but all the work so far looks absolutely amazing!
egomatter: cover for Steven Universe #5 !! why yes, i did imply that cookie cat was rebranded as a delicious wafer snack. that’s probably not canon but i can dream
endrae: It took me the whole week, but finally all of them are ready! Now I only need to get these printed as stickers and they’re ready for the next artist alley. I’m not yet sure about the charm business, but at least there’s going to be stickers.
uuugh, whenever my anxiety is high I can’t eat because if I eat I get terrible stomach pain. So when I’m just anxious all day as soon as I wake up (like today) I avoid eating and then end up getting terrible stomach pain from not eating anyway. It’s
ebilflindas:breakup Why is 2 donuts more than two orders of 1 donut? Why is 3 donuts cheaper than 2 donuts and three orders of 1 donut??? Two orders 2 donuts is more expensive than one order of 8 donuts?That is not a very sound business practice, Big
caedussolo: artemispanthar: caedussolo replied to your post: Look at this adorable tea infuser my m…what a cute sloth! have you tried adagio? i can send you a ŭ certificate.ah, I used to get tea all the time from Adagio! I’m not sure if I can use
alemexx:I gotta say, it must suck to be Moltres, cause just imagine not being able have ice cream when your arms have fire on them. ):
beckyhop:Hey, everyone talks about redeeming the Homeworld Gems, they just never specify how they’d do it.(and if you’re not versed enough in old comics to get this joke)
Saliva’s primary function is to aid in digestion (by predigesting food) and oral hygiene, neither of which has much use for Pearl. It does facilitate speaking, though, by lubricating vocal cords and keeping the mouth from sticking and she does talk
fuji-fujiart: I’m back from a long vacation :D and I finished up some sketches from the trip! The gems in casual clothes <3I’m still trying different rendering methods and styles, I’m not sure what I like.
deadling: more casual big mom i imagine her really awkward? like shes not around a lot and shes harboring 5 minds so shes just chill and awkward and subtly fierce. full view
sephiramy: Look… I’m just saying… because… you know what? I’m not going to explain myself. I’m just going to hit “post”.
I think the translucent shirt part of Pearl’s outfit in that war hologram might be meant to be similar to Pearl’s shirt in one of the concept/promo designs, without the vestI mean, I dunno, its not as long or shaped exactly the same but this is what
tangite: “nurishment”im not fixing it
admiration asian replied to your post: anonymous asked:What do you think…I think the smoke salmon is called lox. but it looked overall de-licious!lox is brined salmon, not smoked salmon. A lot of people use the terms interchangeably but they’re
arinky-dink: Try Jasper’s hot, beefy curry if you’re not a little punk Crystal Gems version here Lapis Lazuli: Ramune and Blue Hawaii shaved ice Peridot: Melon cream soda Jasper: Crunchy caramel frappuccino sundae
cazzart: I honestly should not have had time to do this fanart this weekend, and yet….
dorkagedoodles: … So I analysed Shale’s model a bit too much and then this happened. I’m not sure if it’s funny or if I’m just terribly immature.
rexregrets: Rex Regrets not ordering the entire cow. This configuration is relatively hard to eat. Rex gave fries away.
808lhr: This is late, but Happy Thanksgiving!! Whether you celebrate it or not I hope you had a wonderful day :3 Commissions
neo-rama: WOW! EXCITING! STEVEN and LAPIS have a long talk over a cup of hot tea and what may or may not be crumpets. they could also be biscuits. SAME OLD WORLD! the next all new episode of STEVEN UNIVERSE! boared by Katie Mitroff and Lamar Abrams!
crocstew: hmm considering charms but not sure if they’re too strange/different a style!
bubbalovesdreams: Pearlnet bomb! Day 2: SacrificeInstead of getting hit by a weapon of some sort, I thought why not just use Ice cream instead!
kaykedrawsthings: Sketch Possstttt! I’ve been doodling with markers a lot lately since I have copics I don’t really use. I think that it’s interesting not being able to erase. Twitter / Instagram / Patreon
kichiart: Not sure if I’ll be printing these, but they’re cute anyway! Follow me on Twitter (if you’re into that)
janematwain: The second part of Gem’s Garden cards! I am still not have no time to talk more than few sentences, because I am working hard on my film Rusalochka (that translate as The Little Mermaid). Sorry(I allowed myself to take a break doing
ruki-32: locanon: porkchopsandhotdogs: ruki-32: I can’t translate it! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Blue: “YELLOW!”Yellow: “I told you not to read while you eat. You stop eating and you get so sucked in dear.”Blue: “……I was eating…..”Yellow:
torpedoesarts: @doucheweasels IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY! Sorry this is kinda sloppy, I’ve been in a bit of an art slump lately, but I wanted to draw you something! Not sure if I did the right clothes… I used your most recent pic of her I could find. Carey
taikoturtle: TRINI YES! not even Kimberly can stop her based on this post
jasker: a couple color palette jaspers for a warmup cause why not P:
tofupen: Since everyone is reposting it, might as well just post it myself here. This was a commission, believe it or not, someone paid me to draw this.
teaboot:4x01:4x01:4x01:4x01:just painted an onion on a cutting board and i think it’s the peak of my artistic career look at her…she gets stronger!the full painting is finally complete!This is giving me emotions that I myself do not fully understand
IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE!
pokemon-photography: pokemon-global-academy: lyssorz: Look what my sister found in my grandparent’s freezer. Those chicken nuggets are 14 years old…Do not eat them without BBQ sauce. If they were pokemon shaped I would consider eating them.
aquajoggers: “leave it for the cleaning staff” is one of the most offensive phrases in existence…do not allow ur friends or family to say this…
it-mii: sharks are friends, not food
marlinpowerin: endlessforehead: Meanwhile in Australia. FISH ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD, REMEMBER RIN
opheer: FRIENDS NOT FOOD.Practice cause rusty. And then octodad is born
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