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starrynightsinmyeyes: wayward-daughter-in-a-bluebox: h0rrid: Seriously, the Hannibal fandom just came out of nowhere PEOPLE ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD
ebonybyg: jjsinterlude: 2damnfeisty: amazelife: #mcdonalds is not food ^^^ Reason why I no longer eat there. At first I was thinking “but McDonald’s burger didn’t go bad”, but then my slow ass got the point. But then what are we eating?
It’s mother’s day! Except I wasn’t invited out with my mom/brother/cousins because they wanted to go do things an hour before I got off work so I made me dinner! A biiiig dinner! A niiiice steak, apparently not very well known but prett
black-sapiosexual: Yes. I’m hungry for that. Not food.
soulllmyr: G-Goddammit, I got water in my eyes … fucking Tonio and his food …
everythingaboutfilm: I know it’s not ordinary, but who ever loved ordinary? (The Imitation Game, 2014)
How Toxic Are You? Radhika Seth, yankodesign.com With the current GMO outcry, it is important that we ensure that what we are eating is nutritious and not the opposite. Nurtima is a kitchen scale that calculates the nutritional values, possible toxins
midgets-are-friends-not-food: lolzpicx: In a parallel universe!! how fucking horrifying are some of these jfc
gabrielgastelum: This guy is on my editing screen right now and I just ordered Chinese food enough for 4. But it’s really just for one. Brb crying in the shower. @colt_rt #makeportraits #WeLovesColt
Things to do: get food watch videos of the Pyro prepare for Meet The Pyro sleep nope, i dont need sleep
"fish are friends, not food"
naughtynicegirl69: Happy TT day…wanna lick…chocolate goodness here…lol…I kept catching the sweet drips with my finger and sucking them clean…lol…yummy!!!!!:):):):):):) I’m not a huge chocolate fan, but I would love to lick her clean!
gocookyourself: Fully Fresh Pesto Pasta - In Pictures Fresh Tagliatelle / 100g Walnuts / 75g Basil Leaves / 75g Coriander / Light Oil / 100g Parmesan / 2 Cloves Garlic / 1 Lemon (not pictured) / Salt (1) Read More
itsallprimal: The feasting time is here, and it is not food I crave. But the sweet sounds of your helpless cries as I devour your cunt and make it mine again.
In honor of our new episode tonight, the Crewniverse is eating chocolate chip meringue cloud-puffs! So light and fluffy! Better not eat too many or we’ll inflate and fly away! Thanks to Christy Cohen! (Amethyst drawn by Jeff Liu)
I made some cinnamon sugar cheesecake bars, testing out some cooking tools I got last birthday. Not a perfect look - messed up on laying out the dough so it came out chunky in places. But I’ve been told it’s delicious, and overall it came out nice.
You know, one of the best feelings I am capable of comes from giving people cooking advice. I’m not a very all-together guy, so it makes me feel great to know I can help with something
arinky-dink: Try Jasper’s hot, beefy curry if you’re not a little punkCrystal Gems version hereLapis Lazuli: Ramune and Blue Hawaii shaved icePeridot: Melon cream sodaJasper: Crunchy caramel frappuccino sundae
Chocolate chip, banana, Nutella, peanut butter pancakes… what’s not to like?
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I burnt my hand making food :(
today I spent 6 hours taking an exam, tried to help my intense neck pain and headache by taking pain medicine, woke up from a nap, threw up the medicine along with all of my food, and found out my mom is in the hospital again
thefringeperson:thefringeperson:transsexual-ghost:merv-wasnt-here:greenheart-anon:this man is my main source of serotonin these days tbf“that’s not food, this is a war crime”Could someone do a picture of Mitchell the Cat eating his TSJ,
vevovevo: if its not food or a cute boy i probably dont care very much about it
28apr: woohyun, we know it looks good but it’s not food..
thefoodpantry: Shrimp Coconut Curry Soup from saltedandstyled.com (via Pinterest) Wow this is gorgeous. I’m not a big fan of coconut but I bet this is soo good. I need to try this.
woah, dude. fish are friends, not food.
3o4: not food c:
revedas: babynatxo: dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go! omg Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.
spacebuns: this is the purest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life……….this transcends purity there isn’t even a word for this Apparently this isn’t sweet and cute but the dog is actually just “wrapping up food” in its mind so
kittenfossils: onlyblackgirl: Find something problematic with this post. op is known to tell her friends to eat a dick when her friends ask her for food recommendations. that’s foodphobic which automatically makes any of her posts problematic your
puppixel: Uh-oh! Don’t like where this is going. Im not food!
lord-kitschener: That post bout how it’s Neurotypical to say it’s polite to say please and thank you to food service workers has blown up, and the main counter-argument seems to be “it doesn’t matter if I say please and thank you anyway, because
onewhoturns:mockiatoh:themauvesoul:Hate diet culture so much bitches will b like “don’t eat processed carbs they’re so bad for you” like and??? So what?? God did not give us grain and stone to grind it with for no reason. Bread is inevitable.
merps:egberts:ALTText: PSA to anyone with a tree nut allergy who frequents starbucks. We have a new drink called the pistachio cold foam cold brew and our pistachio sauce not only has real pistachio in it, the syrup sticks inside the blender and will
anime-food: Shokugeki no Souma: Ni no Sara - episode 2 - 2016.7.9
geeksofdoom: peopleareaproblem: whitebear-ofthe-watertribe: sirartwork: reblog for noises TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON *dry food crunches* Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam
pingkeuyu: ♥ hmmm not sure what this is but it does look yummy if probably very sweet.
azaras-spirit: jennytrout: ditzyalpaca: fish are friends. not food. I love how outraged the gray cat is. that double take though LMAO
So this happened…I should not be allowed into restaurants unsupervised. I need to be stopped…
sakuramochipanda: sakuramochipanda: Star Wars Comic: Porgs are Friends. Not food~! But seriously, I love Old Man Luke. What a cutie. Reblog for a murder of porgs.
Homemade Blueberry Buttermilk Muffins with crunchy sugar tops, for my love @celticknot65. “I’ve eaten blueberry muffins my entire life. They are all pretty much the same, middle of the road muffins. But these blueberry muffins are not the
little-liza-jane: When I ask you “what you’re going to do about it?” after you call me out for poking fun at you and your response is not “I’m going to rip your pants off, pull you over my knee, and spank some sense into you”we’re probably
stace0550: lovessquirters: stace0550: ellenann1616 at play Day 4, for the record we’re not food fetishists! this was all she had at the time lol! I’m curious if she’s been programmed or trained to cum like this :) Its ALL self taught dude!
you-me-forever-bae: raginghomosexuall: vevovevo: if its not food or a cute boy i probably dont care very much about it
Fish are friends, not food
This is priceless. I’d host a vajayjay cupcake party…where you make your own vajayjay into a cupcake. I can’t even look at this and not chuckle. It’s so bizarre.
owned-asians: An Asian slave cooking for her Master. She’s not allowed to wear clothes when at home unless instructed.
lol This is kind of me. Except Im not obese as this implies.
godtricksterloki: Have faith, dear boyfriend, for you are not alone in the suffering.But I’m sitting this one out, I don’t like twinkies. I WANT MY MUTHAFUKIN’ TWINKIES!!
insanelygaming: Sushikarp is done! Not so useless after all! Created by italiuxYou can buy this as a tee here: http://www.redbubble.com/people/italiux/works/10061453-sushikarp Just about the only thing this little shit is worth.
missarrowrunner: 1-delicious-mistake: hellyeahthomassanders: Why… 💻 by Thomas Sanders This? Is? So? Me??????????? Thomas: *inquisitively* I wonder if I have enough money for this.Bank Account: Nope. You barely have enough money to buy food.Thomas:
lmccoy replied to your post: lmccoy replied to your post: so today is great i… good because i fully intend on half moving in whether you guys like it or not you can help with the rent~
good things about today: new hoover (it is amazing and so powerful it almost took up the carpets and a couple of shoes) which means clean house (it got rid of SO MUCH CAT HAIR) delicious food (yey) sebby playing with his bowtie toy like nothing else in
dank-bxtch: liftedandgiftedd: lyseekat: Normally I would not post a bathtub picture but I just want to let everyone know that Chinese takeout floats this is the most useful information ever this is groundbreaking
angrynerdyblogger:pr1nceshawn: When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level *gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this
sameboot: sameboot: sameboot: sameboot: today i got some columbian food in the back of a haunted mall how was everyone else’s day ok i will tell the tale so im taking this spanish class, spanish professor wanted us to go out to eat to practice. im
