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lovemysis-88:good morning little bro, and happy bithday! mom and dad are out until this evening, so we decided to give you our present! and the present is that you can fuck us and you can cum inside.. we’re not kidding you, see? so, dont waste time
looking at engagement rings online because it’s fun and i used to do it all the time when i was bored and A was on the phone with me listening to me prattle on about carats and clarity and cut and color and i picked out what i liked and i said it
you-cant-save-the-winchesters: perks-of-being-sian: this is the best thing since sliced bread I’m not kidding Even cuter in video form
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
hipster: My level of sarcasm has gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
ghostkitten69:hailsithis14: Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me. #THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICKYOU WERE NOT KIDDING
shinobicyrus: purple-fletchings: y'know who peridot reminds me of? it’s not zim.it’s this frigging kid. gizmo from teen titans“CRUD-NOSED TITANS CRYSTAL GEMS!!”Oh no they’ve even got the same crew:
itsmysecretdesires: Babysitting for the Fosters’ was the best job I’ve ever had. Not only were their kids perfect angels but, the parents paid very well and even gave me a little something extra ahead of time to thank me for all my hard work.
casasstrophe: hongkingkong: Reasons to not spoil your kids: i dont know what this is from but the haircut makes it all true even without context
monsterkissed: here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t
prospt:no offense but the friendships between the beta kids exhibited in acts 1-5 were the best, most realistic, and deepest interpersonal relationships in the whole comic and andrew hussie did them real dirty by not letting them meet up together even
imoonshine: my level of sarcasms gotten to a point where i dont even know if im kidding or not
my-little-side: alejandriaa:lovely–sunset:lorhetaaa:just-emilys-life:ashleeeeeeeey:alejandriaa:lorhetaaa:Happiness in a single video 💕🐱 I am not kidding when i tell you i need this so much in my life i cant even put it in words Im so in loveee
cramp: cramp: the best part of being in a relationship is sharing food just kidding, even if we are in a relationship I’m not sharing food
colorsoftheswim: fuckyeahwomenprotesting2: I like how correcting her kids creepy behavior doesn’t even matter to that mother. This actually makes me very angry. It basically highlights everything wrong with the world. Instead of teaching boys not
redheadhatchet:bananonbinary: one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted Kid™ is that half-assed is better than nothing. take the 50%, 40%, even 20% job. scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up
2l37:not to sound like a boomer but having internet access at a young age fucked a lot of us over and continues to fuck over younger kids even more
aidangillens: Feel Good (2020) My whole life I’ve felt like I’m not in the right place, like even when I was a kid I just felt like there was some other place that I was supposed to be, always running behind this other place. And I’ve been with
elissamars: foreverhelives: I can’t tell you how many times my prayer has been just “help me” to God.There are times where I can’t even utter a word out loud. It takes so much in me just to pray. I’m not kidding you when I say the Lord is
surprisebitch: ghostkitten69: hailsithis14: Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me. #THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK YOU WERE NOT KIDDING WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
spitfather: Destroy the “good kid” narrative. Mike Brown deserved to live even if he wasn’t going to college, if he was aggressive and loud rather than shy, if he had a criminal record. Mike Brown deserved to live, not because he was some sort
karian–despri replied to your post: have you ever thought of opening an ask blog? with… Are you kidding? I’m almost always amused by whatever you post… and I don’t even know you so you’re not allowed to call bias! Ha! We win! hahah
whydidyoustealmyurl said: I know right? It was so magical when I was a kid. I think it’s not the world. It’s us. Growing up. V_V yeah same :c even doing the tree and everything was fun, now I just don’t feel like it anymore idk
causticgambler: where the fuck did five nights at freddy’s even come from like i’m not kidding there was no period of learning about this game the whole internet just went from “never heard of it” to “everyone and their mother has played it”
surrendercontrol: this is my life in chastity. day after day of promises in the morning that turn into lies by the evening. its not my wife’s fault. the kids are the worst cock-blocks in existence.
beckymarie8: albertswitch: And even if now she is a married young woman not much have changed from when she was a kid. Stepping out of line it means being spanked until she won’t sit down and an early bedtime. Amidst her pityful sobs she wonder “why
ghostkitten69: hailsithis14: Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me. #THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICKYOU WERE NOT KIDDING
catch-the-ghost: monsterkissed: here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t Yesterday one of the girls
