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redheadhatchet: bananonbinary: one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted Kid™ is that half-assed is better than nothing. take the 50%, 40%, even 20% job. scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up
tsfrce: chrisevansisbeautiful: rosebudwhite: chrisevansisbeautiful - I voluntarily got out of bed on my day off for this project… I FREAKING LOVE YOU! I am excited like a fat kid in a candy store, even if I am not going to be able to try it lol
kuro-takeover: twilightknight17: artemis-simetra: sansan9: William: “This is my side.” Seriously, my cousin’s kid is eight and he doesn’t even do this shit. I’m just disappointed he’s back in his normal suit and not the glitter or pajamas.
cramp: cramp: the best part of being in a relationship is sharing food just kidding, even if we are in a relationship I’m not sharing food
monsterkissed: here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t
cerulean-prince: It’s not exactly the right size, but I honestly don’t even care. Kid me would be stoked so I am too.
carriehopefletcher: This is the one post on Tumblr that I literally will not allow myself to scroll past. Sometimes I dont even wanna reblog it anymore because its on my blog so many times, but I still do This made me cry. I am a Disney Kid. Through
systemofadowny: yaddy123: Have my “I’m not sexy at all, even when I’m topless” photos :| You fuckin kidding? You’re very sexy lady
cumleak: jackadiddlediddle: onyeplaysdrums: Most kids on this website don’t even know what this is That’s a coffee table not just any coffee table. its a coffee table built to look like a simple coffee table but actually has a hiding spot for
ghostkitten69: hailsithis14: Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me. #THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICKYOU WERE NOT KIDDING
surprisebitch: ghostkitten69: hailsithis14: Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me. #THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK YOU WERE NOT KIDDING WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
astromot:prettyboyshyflizzy:stardusted:at this point I don’t even know what to saymy kids not having no white friends im sorry
ommanyte: Even from when I was a kid, I always thought psyduck was not a duck per se, but rather a duck billed platypus.
lovelykouga: weloveshortvideos: When you not the baby daddy but you take care of the kids anyway I was literally screaming “OH NOOOOO” the entire time I was watching this because it was just too cute to even be fucking real
I’m not sure how that kid gets an A when some of those aren’t even sentences. I get that bacon is awesome, but come on.
cayde: my level of sarcasms gotten to a point where i dont even know if im kidding or not
astromot: prettyboyshyflizzy: stardusted: at this point I don’t even know what to say my kids not having no white friends im sorry
6balls:if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD
mortimermcmirestinks:captain-price-officially:this is so goddamn well-composited. I’m not kidding even slightly when I say that this is an unbelievably well-made piece of art
Satan's lil cream puff
blackcooliequeenreign: astromot: prettyboyshyflizzy: stardusted: at this point I don’t even know what to say my kids not having no white friends im sorry IF ONLY
indirispeaks: astromot: prettyboyshyflizzy: stardusted: at this point I don’t even know what to say my kids not having no white friends im sorry reblogging for last comment
westafricanbaby: super-shar: Smfh I saw this yesterday and i was just disappointed but not shocked. He said he even had to advise R Kelly to take libido surpressants so he wouldn’t have sexual urges for kids. That is sick. This nigga originally
poesys: i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me. and frankly, i’m a bit offended. AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? WELL FUCK YOU MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T
pumpkinpsychosis: goodreasonnews: igotkittypryde: I liked this quote so much I made this thing. “It’s called being part of a society. Not everything goes your way. I don’t let my kids eat ice cream every night. They wish I did, but even they
theblackdream: lifeoftheultimatebeauty: Signal boost they hand out amber alerts for any white kid tho even the one who left a note like fuck this place im out… but not for real issues idk man
myfavoritekinks: Not only does he cover that pretty blond face in hot cum, but he also uses his big dick to spread the jizz around, and even gives the kid a couple of good cock-slaps.
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
uncensoredpleasure: The cheek on that kid….not only had he made your husband call you into the room and make you stand there without being allowed to even pull out your dick while you were forced to watch your man pound that hole harder than he’d
thepageofhopes: eronthebender: mysteryofthelizardmen: diamondsdroog: itcuddles: here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option
former-portland-mando:modmad: epicdndmemes:Probably wouldn’t have gotten into this game if it weren’t for my first DM psst the artist has an instagram and there is even more good skeleton content You’re really not kidding.
spitfather: Destroy the “good kid” narrative. Mike Brown deserved to live even if he wasn’t going to college, if he was aggressive and loud rather than shy, if he had a criminal record. Mike Brown deserved to live, not because he was some sort
mooncalfe:astromot:prettyboyshyflizzy:stardusted:at this point I don’t even know what to saymy kids not having no white friends im sorry lol
catch-the-ghost: monsterkissed: here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t Yesterday one of the girls
churlishrevelry: Our school has this “Stone Tablet Policy” which basically says that there is no excuse for not turning in your assignments and that you must turn them in even if you have to carve it into a stone tablet. So this kid carved his 8
you-cant-save-the-winchesters: perks-of-being-sian: this is the best thing since sliced bread I’m not kidding Even cuter in video form
casasstrophe: hongkingkong: Reasons to not spoil your kids: i dont know what this is from but the the haircut make it all true even without context
kittenclint:hello i’ll be auditioning for the role of preserum steve rogers and I’ll be singing. just kidding. i’m not singing. i’m actually here to fight. someone hold my inhaler.EVEN BETTER THAN THE STANNIS BARATHEON ONE YES
accio-shitpost:it’s that time of year again! remember, kids, every may 2nd is another year that your favourite characters did not live to see. and if you’re under 20 years old right now, your favourite character died before you were even born! Thanks
warrgle: mythandmagica: Our school this “Stone Tablet Policy” which basically says that there is no excuse for not turning in your assignments and that you must turn them in even if you have to carve it into a stone tablet. So this kid carved his
iheartgot: Even in Winterfell, as a kid before the wolves, Jon was the bastard. He was the odd one out. The rest of them are all brothers and sisters. He’s only a half-brother, so he’s not as closely tied to them … So he’s of them, he’s part
peppermint-mochas-and-castiel: oprahsmom: ejacutastic: and here to your left we see society’s impossible to obtain standards for women this makes me sick are you fucking kidding me even after she lost all that weight she still was hounded for not
kahlil-themulattoassassin: monsterkissed: here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t ^^^^^so here for
astromot:prettyboyshyflizzy:stardusted:at this point I don’t even know what to saymy kids not having no white friends im sorry I was going to say that parents do this all the time with chicken pox so we shouldn’t be surprised at this level of
