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yukipri: YOI Future!Verse ABO AU - 4 KomaSMACK!The kids are…interacting with their peers. Yurio does his best to be a good dad, I mean, encouraging violence is bad regardless of the cause, right? (*sweatdrops at own childhood*)Victor does not even
matvrity: traitor: recaito: What kind of me… THOSE KIDS ARE SO FUCKING LUCKY IT’S NOT EVEN FAIR !!!!!!!!!!!!
melthedestroyer: harryjamesheadcanons: Imagine twelve year old Harry not even knowing how awful his childhood with Dursleys had been until he gets to the Burrow. Imagine him seeing Percy asleep with a book on his lap, and being baffled that a kid might
I’m not even supposed to be upset. I’ve been in a healthy relationship for over 2 years. But the last 6 months have driven me crazy because I never got over the kid who is now my best friend in the whole fucking world. And he started showing
bimbos-r-role-models: perfectbimbofuck: Chloe Khan Don’t let anything get in the way of your sex filled bimbo lifestyle. Not even having kids.
rasputin: macewindude: whiteboyfriend: phrux: phrux: russia reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO how did we win the cold war ^Fucking great question. You kids know this is all
therothwoman: fororchestra: Guy sneezes into a trombone during concert. It’s not even funny but I can’t stop laughing. are you kidding this is hysterical
ghettoinuyasha: pyreo: pyreo: You grow up and you realise A Bug’s Life was the revolutionary Leftist masterpiece of our childhoods I’m not even slightly kidding Ants are the workforce doing the labour needed to survive, and they have to do it twice
savingcastiel: dbriere: gurrenlogon: LITERALLY JUST PASSED BATMAN No one’s above the law Not even Batman This is where I live [dang Maryland Montgomery Co. Pigs]! He comes to my job at Georgetown University Hospital for the kids!
legothorin: Alcohol: check. Shock Blanket: check. Bilbo don’t drink it all already, we’re not even there yet! [x] Team Durins & Baggins ready for their upcoming BOTFA experience. Oh who am I kidding. No one can be ready for that. T_T Awesome
viria: help I fell into kurodai hell and I can’t get out (who am I kidding i am not even trying)
terriblygrimm: spectralarchers: one-curly-spider-boi: thefandomlifenerd: The dead sea is less salty 😂😂 “He’s just a kid, he can fall over” iM WHEEZING ‘thanks for nothing russo’ 😂 “he’s not even real” “guns. guns aren’t
No bullshit some white kid just came into my job with a swastika painted on his chest and looked at me and went “oh! I’ll put my shirt on.” I seriously hate everything and everyone fuck this holiday. It’s not even worth the time
pyreo: pyreo: You grow up and you realise A Bug’s Life was the revolutionary Leftist masterpiece of our childhoods I’m not even slightly kidding Ants are the workforce doing the labour needed to survive, and they have to do it twice over to provide
havananightlife-promos: Highly desired role for Havana Nights RPG! Name: Dylan Levan || Age: 24 || Drug Dealer || Open FC: Evan Peters ❖ Secret: When I was a young kid my stepfather molested me and nobody would believe me, not even my own mother.
menthuthuyoupi: mysubmissivekisses: chevfuckinchelios: headturnmeon: modestmojo: Nahhhhh son nahhhhhh Wow lmao Flagrant Naaaaaaoooooooo. you still got cheated on thats not even like that bad thats my own damn kids danduhmanblr
futafilth: post-futa: “Homestuck” futanari [Request] You kids and your Homestuck…..I’m not even entirely sure what it is…. Me neither…
dawnkestrel: the-eleventh-blog: top news in britain today: daleks hold up traffic on westminster bridge and the prime minister stars in 1D music video i’m not even sure this is a real country anymore tbh They weren’t kidding.
dangetbobby: mrsmiawallaces: This Vine gives me life. I NEED THIS AS MY RINGTONE NOT EVEN FUCKING KIDDING
thegrenadeguy: ilovethesmeezingtons: glitteryconverse: thatboywiththefedoraandraybans: girlwiththe-brokensmile: hahahaha JOE, YOU ARE NOT BRUNO MARS. STOP IT, MAN. :P don’t even try. this bitch tried it. Just stop like really just stop.
omfg I don’t even want kids so why must I bleed and have my uterus feel like it’s being kicked multiple times over and over every single month wtf whyyy.
nadork: branddawn: brandonhannibal: my senior quote I cant wait to say this to my kids ^ dont ever ever ever become a parent you vile person. not even haha
“I don’t know what it is about you, Mr. Crude! I’m no longer one of your students, I’m not even in school, I’m married and have two kids, and yet I still want you to fuck me in my ass! So, what do you say?” asked Remy.“You should discuss
bestnatesmithever: pleatedjeans: 25 Kids Adorably Experiencing Something for the First Time Cake. Not even once.
coffee-clubbers: First time submission. I can think back to an early (perhaps the earliest) memory of bodily exploration, of tucking my penis back in front of the mirror as a kid and saying something I thought a woman might say. Not even fully mindful
mrsxabialonso: andrewandcats: The wedding party! ATTN HANNAH. OMG I LOVE PICTURES OF THEM THEY ARE SO CUTE AND SHE IS SO PRETTY AND THEY JUST SHOULD HAVE 23801293401249034 BABIES (OR CATS) BUT DOESNT HE NOT EVEN WANNA HAVE KIDS WOW THEY SHOULD JUST
jakesjohnson-deactivated2016090: You punched a little gay black kid in the face? It’s not even second period.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: anthonypadilla: there’s this kid in my science class who brings a sombrero to school and just wears it in every single class, hes not even taking a spanish class Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
GIRLHOOD IS GRIEF
b0tanicalspirit:imjustapenguinicantfly: rdjobsessions: edxy:clingy and annoying doesn’t bother me when it’s from the right person yes yes 100 times yes I literally do not give a fuck if my boyfriend sends me a picture of a car he likes at 3am even
baesensei:Forever horny. Even when I’m not horny I’m kinda horny.
jaclcfrost: befriending me is just basically getting a front-row ticket to my easily-excited ass yelling about everything, always. even if i’m not literally yelling i’m still, in spirit, yelling. that’s the ticket you bought. you didn’t ask for
ughsocialjustice: clara-impossiblesoufflegirl: seerofsarcasm: nesquiksand: with-fronds-like-these: sinking-memories: I don’t know if you guys know this or not but the girl and the sailor didn’t even know each other, the sailor was drunk and
samjoetemple: shewhoisnotnamed: khaleesea: sktagg23: Dr. Seuss was not even in the general area of fucking around. #everyone thinks of dr seuss as some sweet old guy who wrote kids books and made up cute words#little do they know he was the most
mishasminions: “You punched a little black gay kid and it’s not even second period”
heyysourwolf: #not even the sheriff’s kid cares about a police enforced curfew
brosephgordon-levitt: when-cows-ski: fuck the academy for not even nominating this kid. there WASN’T A FUCKING TIGER AT ALL LIKE THAT’S TALENT
grapefruit-kid: c-itylust: fruitcrocs: not even fuckin risking it at this stage hahhaha gOD DAMMIT I NEED THIS
malcolmcooks: captainsavage42: samjoetemple: shewhoisnotnamed: khaleesea: sktagg23: Dr. Seuss was not even in the general area of fucking around. #everyone thinks of dr seuss as some sweet old guy who wrote kids books and made up cute words#little
thecockydad: variablesofmen: What are you shy about kid. I’m not even naked yet.
///Sees all the elderlystuck drama on my dash and i’m just jesus christ everyone needs to calm the heck down no, no one not a kid OR EVEN another adult should tell an adult what they should or shouldn’t like especially if they’re just
it sucks being an adult cause when you get like 贄 you’re not even excited about it anymore, like you would when you’re a kid, you just go “well i only get to keep like ฟ of it and the rest is for bills”
privateagentmars: Fame. I’m not even comfortable with that word. Am I famous? [shrugs] I don’t know. You know, when I was a kid and why I’m doing this.. my dream was.. Loving that feeling I get when I’m on stage and I can see people dancing
countdankula: cannabiscaitlin: I’m not even joking guys. If I was a parent, I’d have to leave at least one, that’d be too mean as a parent, BUT my child has to smoke half of that jar with me. Half for the kid and whoever they smoke up, idgaf
Literally don’t even bother buying your baby toys Wanna know my daughters favorite toys? -an empty water bottle -the safety tag on her playmat -her burpcloth -my face Wanna know what’s NOT her favorite toy? -her 30$ Sophie La Giraffe teething
c0rv1knight:donald said “ the kids ” and not “the boys”. he was prob thinking abt webby too as he fought death dont forget that
prideprejudce: nitrosplicer: prideprejudce: prideprejudce: yeah the movie titanic was sad but i can watch it now and not even blink twice. bridge to terabithia on the other hand? i saw that movie one (1) time as a kid and vowed immediately afterwords
mlysza: sherlockscoat: thejadedkiwano: gotnerd: iamthespacecadet: gingerhaze: sassywings: runspiderbabyrun: I’d watch it. Not even 1 percent kidding. I’M SCREAMING Vin Diesel is Moriarty. Megan Fox is everyone else. With special guest star
xekstrin replied to your post: anonymous asked:even better: blak… WE SHIP MONOCHROME IN THIS HOUSE ANON xekstrin i have been suddenly hurt in my heart by this anon i need to go lay down
gunsandwwands: noyka: whiteybjonez: penis-hunger-games: IM UPSET. SO my blog was flagged NSFW? Are you fucking kidding? Stupid fucking yahoo and their family friendly shit fuck that. I can’t change it. I’m not even a porn blog I post mad random
shingekinosleep: So the Japanese Horse Racing association did the thing I’m not even fucking kidding CLICK THIS
oak23:So Fifty Shades of Grey is being advertised on bus stops and other public areas where children can see it but lord forbid if you depict a healthy gay relationship in any form of media that children might not even see because it’ll be warping kids
makanidotdot: “Nobody tells my kid how to act! NOT EVEN ME”
straightwhiteboyproblems: itsstuckyinmyhead: straightwhiteboyproblems: Only 90s kids remember this its not even gone yet gotta cash in these notes while I still can………….
![savingcastiel: dbriere: gurrenlogon: LITERALLY JUST PASSED BATMAN No one’s above the law Not even Batman This is where I live [dang Maryland Montgomery Co. Pigs]! He comes to my job at Georgetown University Hospital for the kids!](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1i82jz96h1r1ezago1_250.png)
![legothorin: Alcohol: check. Shock Blanket: check. Bilbo don’t drink it all already, we’re not even there yet! [x] Team Durins & Baggins ready for their upcoming BOTFA experience. Oh who am I kidding. No one can be ready for that. T_T Awesome](https://64.media.tumblr.com/c51714df2f51e6632d1c30eb0fa89a9e/tumblr_ngcfy8YdLj1tmlpxlo1_250.jpg)
![futafilth: post-futa: “Homestuck” futanari [Request] You kids and your Homestuck…..I’m not even entirely sure what it is…. Me neither…](https://64.media.tumblr.com/78e902e317084ab50ce8de554953e730/tumblr_noj34vffLd1ttj24qo1_250.jpg)
![privateagentmars: Fame. I’m not even comfortable with that word. Am I famous? [shrugs] I don’t know. You know, when I was a kid and why I’m doing this.. my dream was.. Loving that feeling I get when I’m on stage and I can see people dancing](https://64.media.tumblr.com/b06055a6f1a1555117abfad9ae51cf5d/tumblr_mnblksln8p1r31qljo1_250.png)
