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h-a-r-p-o: whatwhiteswillneverknow: He said he threw it away from the kids getting tear gas, not at the cops. How I know? His Twitter account. this man gets even more respect than i previously had bestowed upon him
pumpkinpsychosis: goodreasonnews: igotkittypryde: I liked this quote so much I made this thing. “It’s called being part of a society. Not everything goes your way. I don’t let my kids eat ice cream every night. They wish I did, but even they
uear: ghostkitten69: hailsithis14: Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me. #THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICKYOU WERE NOT KIDDING WhAT THE FUCK
monsterkissed: here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t
surprisebitch: ghostkitten69: hailsithis14: Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me. #THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK YOU WERE NOT KIDDING WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
sapphrikah: THERE IS AN OPEN WAR ON OUR BODIES. EDIT THE MOTHERFUCKING PRODUCT HAS TINY PRINT BELOW THE NAME THAT SAYS “NEW with MELANIN-VANISH ™” FOR THE BLITHERING LOVE OF FUCK, I KID YOU NOT. In SO many ways. I can’t even believe the gall
incestheaven: “After my wife died I never thought of any other woman. When my grand daughter decided to move in with me for her college I was hesitant. Not until I get to taste her tight cunt. We are even planing to have kids together, of course no
spitfather: Destroy the “good kid” narrative. Mike Brown deserved to live even if he wasn’t going to college, if he was aggressive and loud rather than shy, if he had a criminal record. Mike Brown deserved to live, not because he was some sort
pro-tearbender: dailymantra: This gave me feelings. Not only is Bolin standing up for Asami, but the poor kid didn’t even really know his own dad. Mako was his father figure for most of his life. The thought of someone having a horrible father is
spacerocknerd: Thank you to the crewniverse for teaching kids:Always own up to their mistakes.Not to discriminatePeople can learn from their mistakes.Hurting others isn’t funny, even if you were trying to be funny.You don’t get to decide if you hurt
pre-med-timelord: im-not-a-climbing-frame: kristyjacobo: Forever reblogging this. And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better. Ohh the kids of CHOP
iconuk01: lfthinker: Here’s my hot take of the evening: The Joker has had most of his better depictions in kid’s media because it forces the writers to be creative in how they use him and not just use chaotic edgy ultra violence as a crutch. BINGO!
prettyboyshyflizzy: stardusted:at this point I don’t even know what to saymy kids not having no white friends im sorry
gem-of-steven-universe: spacerocknerd: Thank you to the crewniverse for teaching kids: Always own up to their mistakes. Not to discriminate People can learn from their mistakes. Hurting others isn’t funny, even if you were trying to be funny. You
itcuddles: here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t
glumshoe: sddnpngn: glumshoe: vintjulep: I FOUND IT vintjulep: Bruh this was me as a kid! Maybe not Seti II but I was absolutely obsessed with mummies for at least 2 years, I even had a pyramid and mummy cake for a birthday! Always asked for books
former-portland-mando:modmad: epicdndmemes:Probably wouldn’t have gotten into this game if it weren’t for my first DM psst the artist has an instagram and there is even more good skeleton content You’re really not kidding.
bogleech:grave–accent:bogleech: Misconceptions and misinformation always bothered me so badly even as a kid, no matter what they were, I absolutely could not stand to catch someone thinking something untrue or distorted without them being challenged
mortimermcmirestinks:captain-price-officially:this is so goddamn well-composited. I’m not kidding even slightly when I say that this is an unbelievably well-made piece of art
jackadiddlediddle: onyeplaysdrums: Most kids on this website don’t even know what this is That’s a coffee table Not just a coffee table. It’s floopy disk coffee table. #iWant
astupidfaggotcuntdoeswhatitstold: SINCE HIS WIFE DIED HE JUST SAW THE KID AS AN OBJECT - HE EVEN TOOK HIM TO THE DENTIST TO HAVE ALL HIS TEETH FILED DOWN SO HE COULD BETTER TAKE A SKULL FUCK - THE MAN FELT NO GUILT AND ACTUALLY DID NOT SPEAK TO THE CUNT
segadreamcat: frostedinkwell: ghostkitten69: hailsithis14: Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me. #THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICKYOU WERE NOT KIDDING wHAT WHAT WH After seeing this on my
ghostkitten69: hailsithis14: Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me. #THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK YOU WERE NOT KIDDING
binarydawns: i love axel bc he’s a like 26 y/o guy who hung out with these like 15 y/o kids, and not in a creepy way or even like a parental sort of guardian type way, he just chilled on a clocktower with them all the time because everyone else he
lovelykouga: weloveshortvideos: When you not the baby daddy but you take care of the kids anyway I was literally screaming “OH NOOOOO” the entire time I was watching this because it was just too cute to even be fucking real
indirispeaks: astromot: prettyboyshyflizzy: stardusted: at this point I don’t even know what to say my kids not having no white friends im sorry reblogging for last comment
astromot: prettyboyshyflizzy: stardusted: at this point I don’t even know what to say my kids not having no white friends im sorry
thatpettyblackgirl: You can even tell he’s not doing this just for the camera because when he says “You!” in the beginning the kid doesn’t get scared! The way he’s smiling brings me SO MUCH joy. This is great motivation he is a great father
the-vashta-nerada: i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me. and frankly, i’m a bit offended. AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? WELL FUCK YOU MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND
theguntogirl: gravedodgers: guilt tripping kids about their grades isnt going to help them its just going to make them feel terrible and probably not do it even more
phos-phorescent: My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
mythandmagica: Our school this “Stone Tablet Policy” which basically says that there is no excuse for not turning in your assignments and that you must turn them in even if you have to carve it into a stone tablet. So this kid carved his 8 page essay
“Does this look like a kid’s story to you?” 4/? Movies I Love That You May Not Have Even Heard Of: ALICE A century and a half later, a new Alice follows her kidnapped boyfriend through the looking glass and into a changed Wonderland.
cramp: cramp: the best part of being in a relationship is sharing food just kidding, even if we are in a relationship I’m not sharing food
carriehopefletcher: This is the one post on Tumblr that I literally will not allow myself to scroll past. Sometimes I dont even wanna reblog it anymore because its on my blog so many times, but I still do This made me cry. I am a Disney Kid. Through
myfavoritekinks: Not only does he cover that pretty blond face in hot cum, but he also uses his big dick to spread the jizz around, and even gives the kid a couple of good cock-slaps. tecmex
my level of sarcasms gotten to a point where i dont even know if im kidding or not
1143goodz: my favorit type of girl to fuck is ones with a kid and a husband your mom just happend to fit the description so no im not sorry that i fucked your mom i might even do it again
ghostkitten69: hailsithis14: Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me. #THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICKYOU WERE NOT KIDDING
bananonbinary: one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted Kid™ is that half-assed is better than nothing. take the 50%, 40%, even 20% job. scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up your clothes is
do-not-open-til-christmas: The Kid was right, of course. Gagging him was totally unnecessary. We were buried so deep in the compound that no one would have heard him, and even if someone had — the folks down here? They’d have thought nothing
fuckyeahwomenprotesting2: I like how correcting her kids creepy behavior doesn’t even matter to that mother. This actually makes me very angry. It basically highlights everything wrong with the world. Instead of teaching boys not to look
redheadhatchet: bananonbinary: one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted Kid™ is that half-assed is better than nothing. take the 50%, 40%, even 20% job. scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up
bransharks: “Even though it’s a fantasy world and fictional, it’s not that far from the truth in some ways. There are a lot of people out there who are really suffering. Young people, kids, suffering terrible fates. It does affect you. I’m
spankgifs: Even though it’s all fake, it’s still hot. Are you_also the same guy that walks past the line for Santa at the mall and tells kids he’s not real?