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blackfemalepresident:blackfemalepresident:i keep forgetting that i have lil 8th graders and freshmen following meuhmdont do drugs… stay in school… walk the dog… be critical of oppressive power structures… good kid theres been like 5 8th graders
jakeogyllenhaal: remember swine flu? only tru 2009 kids will reblog this
shialablunt:this movie is the biggest inspiration ever since i found out it was just some college kids that made it on their own without a studio and stuff and it made millions of dollars and that stuff keeps me goin
klartie:apparently nasa confirmed there’s an ocean on one of Jupiter’s moons say it with me kids: space mermaids
hidrihime:liache:ok kids repeat after mevinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxicammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxicrubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxichydrogen peroxide and vinegar
chokesngags: imakemermaidsnut:rayvolotty: fluffmugger:aberrantkenosis:systm32:zodiacbaby:kozfr:kacysimplylove:voluptuous-lady-with-freckles:pretty-brown-love:50shadesoffoh:the-bigredmachine:True Hollywood Stories Smh Wow Omg really Are you kidding
lesbolution: reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS
thehobodad: For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.
HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE
sixfigs:sixfigs:i just heard my brother race up the stairs and tell my sister “guess what kids bop did” in a really frustrated toneapparently they changed the line in Uptown Funk from “fill my cup, put some liquor in it” to “put some water in
badmotorfinger:I’M JUST LAUGHIGN BECAUSE HIS FUCKING KID LOOKS SO FUCKING PISSED OFF OMFG baby chris: dad u fucker wont let me on theboard wtf chris: shut up lil bitch
babymarxist:this guy i used to be friends with as a kid friended me on facebook today and he’s just as cool as i remember
I work at a swim school and we occasionally have birthday parties. I over hear a conversation one of the kids had with their mom
hazeldeeznuts:snerkflerks: sleeping-horizontally: holdingmythoughtsinmyheart: what a beautiful person And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s
chazer:frilllyknickers:colorsoftheswim:fuckyeahwomenprotesting2:I like how correcting her kids creepy behavior doesn’t even matter to that mother.This actually makes me very angry. It basically highlights everything wrong with the world. Instead of
pitycum:trans kids deserve correct pronouns and they deserve to present how they want and they deserve supportive parents and supportive therapists and they deserve free hormones and free healthcare
surprisebitch: this was so annoying honestly, how was courage so patient. when i was watching this as a kid, i just wanted to shove that macaroni and cheese right on her face. like hOW ABOUT COOK IT YOURSELFYOU FUCKIBFNFJFJ
whichchick:alyxpanics:hart2hartsquared:Adult Wednesday Addams: Planned Parenthoodshit you’re kidding me this is amazingAdult Wednesday Addams is comedy gold.
timetraveldean: sourcedumal:aellagirl:samandriel:crypticcorvid:samandriel:How to give your kids trust issues and anxiety brought to you by privacy invading mormon DadSee Also: How to further endanger people in abusive relationships, brought to you by
chauvinistsushi:meepitperson:Rape isn’t about uncontrollable sexual desire. You only have to listen in on a Call of Duty game to see that. When that kid crows, “I raped you!”, he’s not calling the other guy sexy; he’s saying he defeated him, dominated
trohmen: when your the only emo kid @ the party, btu they ask u to drop the beats
youngblackandvegan: belle-ayitian: Willow & Jaden Smith for Billboard Magazine Protect the smith kids at all costs
hypercarnivores: sixpenceee: Adorable Kid’s Halloween Costume. I obtained these from here, here, here and here. Check out Best Halloween Decorations, Best Halloween Masks and Creepy Make-Up Tutorials. *sighs in spanish*
just-shower-thoughts: When I was a kid I used to prioritize having a cool ringtone. Now I just keep my phone on silent…
human-s0uls: mom driving her kid to warped tour
beastworu:weloveshortvideos:when the teacher erase the board and u didn’t finish copying..vine culture has given arise to the hidden talents of everything kids can create within 6 seconds of time. and its art
jaydogon525:Just a few very adult jokes in kid shows
taco-bell-rey: I just put a Brooke Candy song over a kids bop video and I’m dying
broughttoyoubytheletterq: when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out
lemonwhoree: ithotyouknew: Honestly, the Android vs. iPhone debate is so stupid like so what, let people have their phones. It’s so pointless and dumb like yeah one has emojis and one looks like a Fisher Price My First Smartphone for Kids but like,
officialdowney: don’t get arrested kids because you will never look this fucking good for your mugshot
raptorific: FOR KIDS
tangarang: a bunch of kids are playing out side my house and they have a really intense story going on and i just heard a 6 year old say, panting, in pretend agony “I should have killed you when i had the chance”
hijackspace:constable-frozen: Kids Vitamin C i thought those were condom wrappers i was like ok the frozen marketing rly is going to wild lengths
morganperreault:ARE YOU READY KIDS
darecrow: Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though
dali-kid: Look what I picked up in town today !!!
bilboh: one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”
brando-relatable: Only 90’s kids will remember when Orochimaru was Konoha’s main problem.
ri0t-grrl: My biggest fear is that one day my kids will be crying alone to themselves at night and I wont know about it
arcaninetails: breakfast for dinner is fun when you’re a kid but when you’re an adult it’s just like “yo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaningless”
scundered:some kid just skateboarded down my street crying
thevoicecalledcheesecake: I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.
thatdudeemu: ariannuke: thatdudeemu: A black teenager could have a 200 IQ and find the cure for cancer and white people will still say affirmative action is the reason why they got into college A white kid could have a 200 IQ and discover the cure
kahlo-kid: art class was outside today. 🎨 ig: kahlokid 🌟
flxwerrr: this is mad intense im not even kidding
nicolasiscaged: [12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta
decidedly-enigmatic: L-R: Virgil (Static Shock), Susie (Rugrats), Huey (Boondocks), Abigail/ Numbuh 5, (Codename: Kids Next Door) Penny (Proud Family), Gerald (Hey Arnold), Kesha (Magic School Bus), Fillmore (Fillmore)&hell up; A Different World/
green-disease: keithmoog: how the fuck does this person have 711 unread messages A kid in my math class quoted this post verbatim and I was like …really Jacob…
fiftyshadesofselfdestruction: livesinalibrary: Shout out to the kids whose parents unknowingly messed with their emotional, psychological or physical health. Shout out to you guys who have not told their parents because you have to stay with them.
rootbeersweetheart: “Having fat characters will make kids unhealthy.” So we’re just going to ignore how multiple case studies have shown that seeing nothing but thin characters can damage a child’s body image or is that not important enough?
peppermintfeminist:katodown: agnellina: grantaire-put-that-bottle-down: hey there LGBTQ kids who are also Christian/Jewish! If you feel like you’re disobeying God, questioning your faith, or feel wrong and dirty for loving who you love, there’s
I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back
Better get your kids vaccinated so they don't catch
adultreborn:im not kidding when i say this is my favorite picture i’ve ever taken
micdotcom:15 tweets that expose the hypocrisy of conservative child molester Josh Duggar Josh Duggar, a star of the TLC hit 19 Kids and Counting and professional moralizer, has resigned his position as executive director of the Family Research Council’s
drankinwatahmelin: supersamurai91: bootyhoekage: six9oddess: bootyhoekage: bumbarbie: blackfairypresident: xaji: Why do people give blwojobs while they’re pregnant like your kid is gonna digest that disgusting im just sittin here trying to
buckywinchesters: were u ever that asshole kid who didnt wait for their friend to properly get off the slide first before u went down so u ended up just smacking into them…
nohedgehogsok: enchanting-ravenclaw: enchanting-ravenclaw: enchanting-ravenclaw: a kid from my high is fucking trending on facebook because of a stupid petition to get a senior photo of him holding a cat into the yearbook… (x) UPDATE!! My principal
thenathanzed: basedgodtookmyusername: Southern Parent’s reaction to their kid coming out as an Avatar (twitter: @illcapitano94) Best analogy of 2015
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