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harryedward: i just spoke to a 4 year old who has a phone. a real working phone. with data and everything. who she gon call? elmo aint got minutes Kids in kindergarten got whole iPhones, shit is wild
I hate when ppl say well cant you look at your children and see the desire to live? No i cant. Actually it makes me realize that without me, she is better off. She can have someone who is devoted to her and not weighed down by depression and suicidal
fellow-traveller: Nothing really special. I just wanted to draw Nile and his kids (can’t draw the third one, because he/she is on the way??) having a good time. Sort of. The kids’ appearance are purely headcanon; unless informed by Isayama, I would
Hangeki no Tsubasa releases Annie, Bertholt, and Reiner’s Childhood Class looks! Funny how this comes at the tail of the “Lost Girls” novel, since these kids also look lost…
z-hard:Everyone agree that Jean’s new hair makes him looks like eruri’s lovechildBonus:Don’t worry kids, danchou and heichou are only in progress of adopting all of you 104 kids as their children
pedrosub66: chaste4501: dominantlife: If I can get an adult version of something kinda like Tumblr up and running, would you guys be interested?Mostly same features but with extra features like…No bullying.No kids.No one under 18.Stronger blocking
odditymall: The SlideRider turns your stairs into a slide and is great for kids on rainy days, or adults with no kids that have had 3+ beers. —->http://odditymall.com/sliderrider-turns-your-stairs-into-a-slide
demonhunting: officialannakendrick: could you please put your crying kid on vibrate I CANT STOP LAUGHING BC I JUST IMAGINE THIS KID SCREAMING ANDTHE MOM PULLS A REMOTE OUT OF HER MOM-BAG AND PRESSES A BUTTON AND THE CHILD JUST STARTS TO VIOLENTLY SHAKE
cashcutie: that girl u just called fat? she’s eatin some good fuckin food that boy u laughed at for fallin asleep in class? he was up all night watching hentai those kids who wear big dorky glasses? they don’t even need them wtf those kids who never
freackthehopeful: webshooters: rpdofficer: weegboi: grumpy old man godzilla looks up from his gardening to yell at some kids “HEY YOU KIDS, THAT’S PUBLIC PROPERTY, STOP MESSING WITH THAT” Grumpy Old Man Godzilla is the best forever
vayena: my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague
rubynrags: rubynrags: eaglebones-falconhawk: Crash is always a kid in his flashbacks Excuse you Crash is always a kid Oh, hey. I’m on my own dashboard. Sweet.
mdthwomp: Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because
bettyfelon: wholegrainlofat: dkthingsetc: This just happened in Davis Square station: this cop was following a black kid and when the kid (who did nothing), asked him why, he said “what, are you gonna say ‘hands up don’t shoot’?” Please spread
datsmycraic: 321redlightt: muppetmayhem: Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted. my heart exploded only reason I’d ever want kids
mychemical-christmas: Stop parents from emotionally manipulating their kids by saying things like “i buy your food and put clothes on your back” like you were the one who chose to have a kid shut ur fucking mouth
official-nepeta: colorfullyfuckedazazel: wifikings: nvxus: wifikings: What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream? Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when
infectious-lovebites:ramennewdleslove:pyosmom:me: *hangs out w/ little kids and tries 2 teach them self love and feminist ideas* Isn’t that called brainwashing Please stop brainwashing kids to love themselves and treat people equally good god
zubat: “Once a scene kid, always a scene kid.”
thisiselliz: kids: Daddy future me: dont call me that kids: why not dad? future me: tumblr fucked that up for y’all
askdatcosplayer:HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIEdilapidatedragamuffin:Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVERFirst we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY? Later
skerples:female-anti-feminist:foxysmoulder:but really guystampons/pads marketed to young kids who just started getting their periodsshould be a thingwrappers with dinosaurs and planets and glitter and cats and sea creatures make kids feel comfortable
glitch-boy:support feminine trans boyssupport masculine trans girlssupport non-binary kids that aren’t androgynoussupport trans kids who dont fit the typical stereotype
cassiarph: Quick question Why is it that when white families have 19 kids they’re seen as ‘inspirational’ but when hispanic and black families have more than 3 kids they ‘need to close their legs’ jw
captioned-vines: {It doesn’t exist kids}Black sock: “ Hey kids! I’m Billy the Sock, and today, I’ll be teaching you about racism!”White sock: “ What about reverse racism?”Black sock: “ But like, I was saying- “
sad-jew-with-cake: my sister-in-law, who has no kids and does not spend time around children ever, decided she wanted to take my kids on an “outing” yesterday. (she sees them like 4 times a year usually). she took them to some weird historical u.s.
fight-0ff-yourdem0ns: odditymall: The SlideRider turns your stairs into a slide and is great for kids on rainy days, or adults with no kids that have had 3+ beers. —->http://odditymall.com/sliderrider-turns-your-stairs-into-a-slide debbae we
silver-tongues-blog:nervousspacerobot:sniperct: swan2swan: We really don’t talk enough about how Artoo went into the desert to find Obi-Wan because no kid would be stupid enough to follow him into Tusken territory and then this kid chases him down and
nervousspacerobot:sniperct: swan2swan: We really don’t talk enough about how Artoo went into the desert to find Obi-Wan because no kid would be stupid enough to follow him into Tusken territory and then this kid chases him down and gets beaten up and
maydei: katara: It’s so weird how people are going around saying “Oh MYGOD I’m gOnna hate this halloween becausE LITTLE fucking kiDs are going to D R E S S U P as fortNITE skins and do those FUCKING dances” It’s just like, Oh no, kids
barackobamas:does anyone else ever have pregnant dreams because that shit is scary you wake up in a cold sweat like who’S TAKING CARE OF MY KID before you remember that there is no kid thank the lord
sootpaws: kids having birthday parties and no one showing up is the worst thing im in math class and im gonna cry thinkin about this
-charlenegrace: b00tyqua: odditymall: The SlideRider turns your stairs into a slide and is great for kids on rainy days, or adults with no kids that have had 3+ beers. —->http://odditymall.com/sliderrider-turns-your-stairs-into-a-slide adults
sex-kink-porn: lillianlust: dominantlife: If I can get an adult version of something kinda like Tumblr up and running, would you guys be interested?Mostly same features but with extra features like…No bullying.No kids.No one under 18.Stronger blocking
aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20:If you in your 20s or early 20s & teens with no kids Don’t play step parent! Don’t run up behind a person with kids and think you need to share their obligations. Enjoy that freedom and shouldn’t nobody guilt
Kandi raver kids are the modern day juggalos.
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dreamliner91: iinvitedyourwifeupforadrink: The next morning at breakfast with her husband and kids she felt embarrassed and used What does it say about me if at breakfast the morning after I feel sexier than ever? Admittedly no kids but my hubby. It’s
noivern:*sees a realistic drawing* i want to draw like that*sees a rough messy drawing* no i want to draw like that*sees a cute simple drawing* no i want to draw like that*sees a heavily stylized drawing* no i w
medimeedes: SO you guys are telling me In america, these things are …. a thing? like you have a place where kids go to see this???? giant robots that look like satan pissed them out??? and you eat there and kids play around these things???? and its
///Sees all the elderlystuck drama on my dash and i’m just jesus christ everyone needs to calm the heck down no, no one not a kid OR EVEN another adult should tell an adult what they should or shouldn’t like especially if they’re just
: Critically acclaimed movies rated lower than Spy Kids. i have no problem with this
naturalass: hornyamateurcouple: Date nights with no kids rock! Reblog if you take every opportunity to fuck your wife, when the kids are away for the night!! Wouaw !
krxs10: for all the ignorant ass people that say it’s just one kid these are the people who have died since the incident with Mike Brown. let me repeat that. with the exception of one THESE HAVE ALL HAPPENED WITHIN THE LAST 4 MONTHS
how to exterminate all the screaming kids from the summer camp without being caught
