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“I have five children.” Okay, so this one’s actually a bit of an inside joke… My ex-boyfriend, (whom I am no longer on speaking terms with), has a daughter now, and he’s been persistently trying to inform me of this fact.
Like most kids, the youngest members of my family love Halloween. Unlike most kids, they are fond of skulls and other supposedly dark and scary things. Personally, I’ve never been a fan of the holiday, no matter what age I was. Still, I love
otakuchan449 More like how would he react to meeting Jeanbo?? The poor boy gets picked on a lot because of his freckles so he was a quiet kid. Jeanbo on the other hand…well
Fun pranks to pull on ur dumb older counterparts from the SNKDOCU Kids: On your dumb older counterpart’s phone, go to Settings > General > Keyboard > Add New Shortcut Change “no” to a confession For everyone who requested more of the
wannabepreggo: The ad said he was a single father looking for some help with his kids. When I got there and saw no kids I asked when they were. That’s when he told me I needed to help him with that part too.
odditymall: The SlideRider turns your stairs into a slide and is great for kids on rainy days, or adults with no kids that have had 3 beers. —->http://odditymall.com/sliderrider-turns-your-stairs-into-a-slide
someclevermoniker: buzzfeed: This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days. “how will we explain homosexuality to our children” I think maybe they should explain it to you
ya me estaban retando por no subir ninguna imagen :Dby voshan
Check out new book on social development from toddlers to elementary students. Is your child too shy? Too outgoing? Find out what to do if you have concerns either way. Plus, identify resources for help and strategies to promote socialization no matter
subgirlygirl: freakhelp: She has no idea what she is in for ;) No. Kidding. A paddle with holes = NO smile on your face
boujhetto: breezytaughtyou: Poor kid…he is scarred for eternity WHY IN “THE” FUCK WOULD YOU TAKE YOUR CHILD TO A GAYFEST?!?(via imgTumble) There is no amount of counseling in the world that’s going to fix this kids mental issues as he grows
Transgender/LGBT teens/kids/adults, they will experience nightmare of their own in a world that views them as not important, it will lead them to their suicide. we must change that by showing them that world will accept them no matter what. we will
samson-sl: She thought she was going to babysit the new family’s kids but upon arriving there were no kids in sight. Confused she turned to ask him where the kids were and that’s when he grabbed her and started to tape her mouth. Now ½
I made her when I was a kid.If you think she’s creepy already; you ain’t seen nothin yet.Apparently, I thought she needed a butt crack… For some reason.Before you ask, I have no fucking idea why I wrote steamy unicorn on her back.It&rsq
incorrect48quotes: Acchan: Sorry you couldn’t come to the wedding, it was no kids. Rei: It’s okay, I’ll go to your next one. Acchan: Wow. Takamina: She just means when she’s not a kid anymore. Rei: She knows what I mean. Acchan:
So much period pain Such suffering, a waste This blood spilleth for nothing cuz I ain’t havin’ no bad ass kids
barackobamas: does anyone else ever have pregnant dreams because that shit is scary you wake up in a cold sweat like who’S TAKING CARE OF MY KID before you remember that there is no kid thank the lord
rnusicality: fun statistics for adults! “when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself” -Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: Ū,550 -Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: ,800 -Minimum Wage, 1970: ũ.45 -Minimum
transboybatman: vaultboyy: the spanking debate isn’t all that complicated. you’re either ok with hitting small kids who are completely defenseless and literally at your mercy, or you’re not. supporting the first option makes you a bad and dangerous
silversarcasm: its so important to have disabled presence in children’s media, disabled kids grow up with really harmful messages about being burdens, ugly and unwanted and that needs to be challenged, we need to be showing disabled kids that they’re
nervousspacerobot:sniperct: swan2swan: We really don’t talk enough about how Artoo went into the desert to find Obi-Wan because no kid would be stupid enough to follow him into Tusken territory and then this kid chases him down and gets beaten up and
autisticstevonnie: jade221bs: nigga-chan: autisticstevonnie: when ur gay and the teacher mentions the “lgbt community” when you the only black kid in class and yall move into the slavery chapter When your the only classic rock kid in the class
shingekinokyojinheaven: “Video Games are only for kids- "Video Games have no educational value- "Video Games are a waste of time and players have no life-
thrilledbytease: ricky61bi: dominantlife: If I can get an adult version of something kinda like Tumblr up and running, would you guys be interested? Mostly same features but with extra features like… No bullying. No kids. No one under 18. Stronger
jaqiz2015: chantel7132-original: unbound68: dominantlife: If I can get an adult version of something kinda like Tumblr up and running, would you guys be interested? Mostly same features but with extra features like… No bullying. No kids. No one under
katara: It’s so weird how people are going around saying “Oh MYGOD I’m gOnna hate this halloween becausE LITTLE fucking kiDs are going to D R E S S U P as fortNITE skins and do those FUCKING dances” It’s just like, Oh no, kids are going
collardshirt: i have this life-long quest to find other people who remember, watched and feel similarly about this show My lifelong mission is to find the entire series and rewatch it as an adult but no one has it! This was my jam as a little kid
Is this cartoon retarded? Stating the fucking obvious. Is this what kid’s are watching nowadays? No wonder they turn out they way they’re turning all faggoty for the last decade.
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“Hey, that Castlevania II game is pretty popular. You think kids want to play that? You think if we turned Link into a Belmont people would play this shit?” No, no we did not want to play that. We absolutely did not nintendo. Why would you
odditymall:The SlideRider turns your stairs into a slide and is great for kids on rainy days, or adults with no kids that have had 3+ beers. —->http://odditymall.com/sliderrider-turns-your-stairs-into-a-slide Fuck yeah! I have stairs and live on
moaniecat: Sailor Attack on Titan kids! While many put flower crowns on their favorite characters to make them happy, I turn ‘em to kids in sailor suits. I’ll be turning these into free prints for my fellow SnK bros. I’m thinking of having a giveaway
falloutgirlongirl: shiganshina kids & snapchat
tooquirkytolose: ok but did every kid have a certain historical time period that they were REALLY into?? like I was super into the california gold rush when I was 9 for no reason
ginkohs: did a quick wind-down draw of the kids!! (my kids)
ochacocoa: “At The End Of The Day, UA Doesn’t Mean Squat. A Kid’s Still A Kid. So I Had My Concerns About ‘Em. But When You Open The Lid And See What’s Inside, Whaddya Know? Every Last One Of ‘Em… Are Fine Heroes That Put Us Adults To Shame,
mirarasol:Some kids.
jehovahhthickness:Literally expressed to my sister last week or two weeks ago that I don’t care if my romantic relationships don’t work out as long as I have kids and she said “No! You don’t want that. Your kids must have a father in the house
natasha-black-widow: are you FUCKING kidding me?! no “kids” should even be on this fucking site, so they should leave. guys. it’s fake. calm down. keep your shit together.
sad-jew-with-cake: my sister-in-law, who has no kids and does not spend time around children ever, decided she wanted to take my kids on an “outing” yesterday. (she sees them like 4 times a year usually). she took them to some weird historical u.s.
posteriorpeasantpresents:kneworder:NO ONE IS DOING IT LIKE DEGRASSI
barackobamas:does anyone else ever have pregnant dreams because that shit is scary you wake up in a cold sweat like who’S TAKING CARE OF MY KID before you remember that there is no kid thank the lord
mastersofthe80s: Kid Icarus (FDS, 1986)
jupitersaurus: jupitersaurus: The only thing younger siblings are really good for is handing you toilet paper through the door when you’ve realized you’ve got no tissue but you’re already in mid piss. Oh and they’re also good at bringing you
imqu3llyb: helllo-lovely: the-cool-kid-69: frizz01percy: this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies Yes WHAT Oh hell the fuck no kid safe? Why are kids blogging?!
dogsihavepet: Angie is a therapy dog who comes into the library and lets kids read to her so that kids who are struggling with reading can gain confidence. Every time I’ve seen her in the library she’s always wagging her tail for the kids and is
sixpenceee:Here are some more of the creepiest things kids have said. I have a few more posts like this on my blog. Here they are.Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 1Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 2Kid’s Imaginary Friends
kepral:their-whistle-god:• protect religious lgbtq kids who are told they “have to choose”.• protect religious lgbtq kids who are told that their god can’t accept them as they are.• protect religious lgbtq kids who are disowned by their families
every school has a Suit Kid that one kid that wears fancy formal clothing every day for no apparent reason
itmegracyb: here’s to the kids who’s parents are nasty and abusive in private but in public are wonderful outstanding people who are important to the community. here’s to the kids who no one will believe when they say “I’m being abused”.
o-kau: teenagerposts: Am I the only one whose internet addiction started with my parents not letting me fucking go anywhere kid: hey can i go outside and exercise and make some friends parents: no kid: okay then kid: *relies on the internet for literally
backdaily365: 1luckyhotwife: No kids@1luckyhusband napping 💤 No @mrk4krytonite coming around the mountain Time to entertain myself on vacation It was great till the families in cabin below my deck showed up w their kids & then to my horror
deadpool1974: 1luckyhotwife: No kids@1luckyhusband napping 💤 No @mrk4krytonite coming around the mountain Time to entertain myself on vacation It was great till the families in cabin below my deck showed up w their kids & then to my horror
little-girl-m: odditymall: The SlideRider turns your stairs into a slide and is great for kids on rainy days, or adults with no kids that have had 3+ beers. —->http://odditymall.com/sliderrider-turns-your-stairs-into-a-slide fuck kids, i want
hippieseurope: People say that the world is already in such a mess, why put more kids into this world. On the other hand, no kids means no future either, and that is just as depressive as the destruction of mother earth. Just try your best to pass on
minerfromtarn: chiribomb: ithelpstodream: thebittercoffee: ithelpstodream: kid: mom, is that a boy or a girl? mom: go ahead and ask kid: *turns to me* are you a boy or a girl? me: no kid: Don’t tag this bullshit as LGBT, this is not LGBT. You are
odditymall: The SlideRider turns your stairs into a slide and is great for kids on rainy days, or adults with no kids that have had 3+ beers. —->http://odditymall.com/sliderrider-turns-your-stairs-into-a-slide And college kids who refuse to grow
It makes me so sick to my stomach to think about the world our kids will grow up in. I’m trying to instill love above anything else in their lives only for everything around them to show them the complete opposite? Fuck this, man. I’m angry.
