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jesus-in-a-threesome: kaonashizen: bleu: look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit. Im in love with Chris Pratt “just kidding, I’m so strong”
gallopingtormaunt: lucithor: Hey, adults of the world How about instead of making kids terrified to ever fuck up You teach them how to cope with the aftermath of fucking up and fix it as best they can That way they’re not so overwhelmed with anxiety
I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back
thriftstorewarfare: A moment of silence for all of the impressionable people who are going to be grossly misinformed about BDSM due to the impending abomination that is the 50 Shades of Grey movie. Say it with me kids Christian Grey is not a Dom.
save-spock-and-roll: getting paired with the lazy kid on a group project
taliabobalia: you know how we’re like “lol let’s make our kids think we survived a zombie apocalypse”? maybe that’s why stonehenge exists. like 1200 years ago some nomadic homies were sitting around a fire eating some lizard and twigs &
is this even a kid show
huffingtonpost: Weird kids can go on to great things together. Congrats Nirvana on your Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction.
youlovetheboy: weea-babe: stvpidfvckingaliens: hey kids got any apples? shit god
lifehackable: I want this when I have kids.
mikeyfrickingway: thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: alright kid this next one’s called hot potato now i wanna see you FUCKING KILL SOMEONE #thingsmorepunkrockthan5sos
seabelle: I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch
thenoodlebooty: launts: katkinkat: i swear celebrity pregnancies last like 2 months instead of 9??? and by the end of the year their kid is somehow like 5 years old SERIOUSLY THO
megachikorita: some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot
laughhard: Whenever I go to parties at big fancy houses, I origami the TP so other guests are like “Are you f-ing kidding me?”
thedoctor-winchester: missymalice: poopjokesanonymous: I don’t even know what inspired me to write this but I was spot on when i used to play barbies with my best friend as a kid, her barbies would always get married to ken and then she’d have
greelin: cyberuser: i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now
fartgallery: kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person
fuckblink182: callingallcaptainsband: This is the album that turned so many of us into pop punk kids this is the album that changed the world
sad-memes: illumise: If the toys in Toy Story died the kids would keep playing with them like normal, but the other toys would be playing with their dead friend. what the hell
therapydinosaur:perks of being the “shy” kid in class: you hear some REALLY good gossip. and i think the reason for that is because since youre so quiet and all that people will think you are innocent and not listening. oh but im listening. im listening
drwhoconfusesme:So this kid fell asleep during class and he’s still there after school so we decided to play a prank on him
Remember the internet when we were kids?
rihannafenty: When I was trying to come up with a stage name, I thought ‘Lord’ was super rad, but really masculine—ever since I was a little kid, I have been really into royals and aristocracy. So to make Lord more feminine, I just put an ‘e’
Better get your kids vaccinated so they don't catch
youstartedafire: kids-and-their-falling-boys:cool-narcissist: corporatevagina: pipedreamexplosion: emmatavasci: fucktheflagandfuckyou: fucktheflagandfuckyou: Say those three words and I’m yours I hate capitalism Fuck the police Abolish wage
feathered-dragoness: dragonofenergie: “Why do you flinch so hard?” Maybe there was a time when someone wasn’t kidding when they swung at me. yup. right up there with “why do you get so panicky when people raise their voice?” males
yelyahwilliams:superior-homosexual: solluxander: is that the i smell like beef kid I LOOKED IT UP AND IT FRICKING IS IM A GRANDMOTHA
candycrushruinedmylife: i’m scared to have kids like what if they’re not punk rock?????????????
an-american-anglophile:grubbsgrady:dragoons:ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING MEUSE THE FUCKING PROPER PRONOUNS.The magazine specifically says “Transitioning Male to Female” but they continue to say “how HIS family is supporting him” and “HE is finally
hopsjollyhigh:My sister’s school has a little awards ceremony for the theatre kids and a category is “best villain in a musical” and AIDS from rent won so they had to redo the vote
peaceloveandbrittana: toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids
jimmy-the-kid-page: Lol
lukeboulevard:please do not make jokes about my weight. it doesn’t matter if you’re just kidding. i honestly do not like my body and hearing others joke about it does not make my situation any better.
theawesomeadventurer: nikkipher: THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN
mytiredbones: Anyone else remember when Everclear was on Ned’s Declassified? That was the coolest thing ever when I was a kid.
miraguey:I LOVE THIS KID
start caring about trans kids while they're still alive
dongstomper69: stunningpicture: Creative kid. More creative mom. fucking idiot got owned
boys-and-suicide: I don’t want my kids growing up afraid to tell me things. You drank? Okay. You smoked? Okay. You’re struggling? That’s alright. I want them to be able to talk to me without feeling like they’re going to be punished, so they
drfurter:theb3ckm4nator:drfurter:im the bestPlease tell me you’re actually related to Tim Curry.right now it looks like im his granddaughter even though he doesnt have any kids
savvygooner:thefantastician: Only 90s kids understand 😄😄
moonemojii:when kids stare at you for a long time
sixfigs:sixfigs:i just heard my brother race up the stairs and tell my sister “guess what kids bop did” in a really frustrated tone apparently they changed the line in Uptown Funk from “fill my cup, put some liquor in it” to “put some water
kittencat-dragonpants: mangowho: barrowmans: omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg I don’t have anything
onlylolgifs: Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant
fawun: what the fuck is this kid on
impactings:When I’m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted
lemonade-cat:weloveshortvideos:Realizing you’re stuck babysitting a crazy ass kid…this vine is a work of art
cherscrotch:eminem makes music for the kid who flips off the teacher when their back is turned
birdsquirrel:sarahtypeswords:sarahtypeswords:Do you think birds like human songs like we like bird songs?Who am I kidding birds probably love uptown funk
lmaoalien:tripleayebitch: rararachelmarie: voguedorito: every time i fall asleep my brother steals my laptop and somehow logs on and takes pictures on my webcam. Give that kid a medal. This is probably the best thing I’ve seen on here so far
otakusiren:goddesshopeful247:To be a kid againTHE AMOUNT OF NOSTALGIA IS OVER 9,000!OMG I’M CRYING. I MISS THIS SO MUCH.
officialannakendrick: could you please put your crying kid on vibrate
fagvomit:once in 5th grade my mom bought me this set of like 200 glitter pens because I had mentioned that everyone at school was obsessed with them but I didn’t really care for them so the next day I brought them to class and kids started offering
reallyreallyreallytrying:breakfast 2050: kids love the olden days charm of toatse, the breakfast treat you prise apart with two hands to reveal the jam inside
spaceman-v-spiff:niggadom:cloudofpurple:The talk white kids never have with their parents… That talk Take a look at this
