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The top 10 posts of all time (based on number of notes). Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr! <3 ~ With love, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines
nerdomanytrades: Spying on strangers I’m giggling trying to picture Mycroft saying “True dat.”
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Just uploaded three new iPhone cases! Two of them feature John pick-up lines over John’s oatmeal jumper (like above), and there’s also a Mycroft one. Enjoy :)
Submitted by michele-is-badwolflocked: This isn’t a submission, I just had my mind blown. One of y'all’s pickup lines was about seeing the iceman cometh for Mycroft and that was a movie Rupert was in and I just realized it. OH MY GOD. Totall
“I would spend all of my free time with you in the back of Mycroft’s limousine.” Submitted (with photo) by suddenlyshort.
woodsandfrozenlake: Mycroft looks at the half eaten cake, feels shame and guilt sink deep into his gut. But he knows that won’t stop him polishing off the rest of the cake, and enjoying it. Cakecroft Week: Day 1
radiotook: Others put Mycroft as Sandy Claws/Santa, but I think he fits more perfectly as the Mayor because of this.Haha, this is me trying to be funny. Cakecroft Week: Day 6
I got a request to make this rebloggable.
missquentin: another commision from Inchells>; I asked her for some Kid Sherlock doing his version of science and she came up with the brilliant idea of Mycroft taking advantage to get some cookies. Kidlock Week: Day 2
rivan-okurelin: Molly - 7 Sherlock - 8 John - 10 Mycroft - 15 Kidlock Week: Day 3
noordzee: Drawn after that bit in A Scandal in Belgravia where Mycroft mentions Sherlock’s… original aspiration in life. It’s rather scribbly…. I still wasn’t all that great at drawing the characters as adults, much less children, and I was
enerjax: @Markgatiss I can just imagine it… Fan (to Mark Gatiss): Will we see Mycroft mourn? Mark Gatiss: Yes, there’s a scene where I go to the grave and laugh hysterically. [x] EnerJax Week: Day 5
The best of series three (so far!) from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines. Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr! May you all get lots and lots of kisses, chocolate or otherwise <3
Threesomes solve everything.
Work it, Mummy Holmes! Happy Mother’s Day, followers <3
Happy Father’s Day, everyone! (And thanks to my friend Jess for suggesting that today’s comic be a dad joke, hahaha.)
The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
Happy Halloween, Tumblr! I mustache that you share your candy ;)
Happy new year, Tumblr! Hope it’s not meretricious ;) I made this late at night so it might not be funny now, but I dunno– I think the world might actually be a better place with Mrs. Hudson ruling it.
The top 10 pick-up lines of 2014. Happy new year from bbcsherlockpickuplines!
Happy Easter, everyone! That Cumberbunny is a real thing, by the way…
“I would let you in my house even if you were a reptile.â€
“Show me your Lady Bracknell and I’ll give you my salty seaman.”Submitted (with photo suggestion) by a user who requested to remain anonymous.
“I love you more than Sherlock loves ginger nuts.”
“Whenever I’m in your arms, I feel more secure than Sherrinford.”
“I must be a Patience Grenade. Every move you make makes me about to blow.”
I knew this year’s Valentine’s Day comic had to be Euriarty-related, and this seemed very funny at 3 a.m.Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!~ Froggy, your admin <3
“I wrote a story called ‘The Hungry Donkey.’ It’s about how much my ass wants your cock.”
“Are you the night Magnussen got shot? Because I’d like to slap my ‘D-notice’ on your ‘incident.’“
“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell the truth about how much I love you.”
The best of The Six Thatchers pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The best of The Lying Detective pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The best of Mrs. Hudson pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
“Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you can have me without a word.”Based on a suggestion by @madspades.
In Eurus’s defense, Sharon from the PTA totally deserved to have her head severed and stuffed with candy.Happy Mother’s Day, all!~ Froggy, your admin
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“You be the potatoes and I’ll be Mycroft’s laptop… Get on top of me.”
Sorry this one’s a little text-heavy. It’s a lot more fun to read if you imagine Daddy Holmes’s lines in a teenage girl voice.Happy Father’s Day to all who celebrate it! <3~ Froggy, your admin
lifecrystals: artcrystals: BBC Sherlock: Genderswapped. Now all combined into one master post!(Individual posts in this series: Sherlock Holmes & Jo Watson, Jemma Moriarty & Sybil Moran, Mycroft Holmes & Gwen Lestrade, Anderson & Sam
winter-soldier6: Sherlock complimenting Mycroft. The look on Mycroft’s face. He really needed that compliment from his brother. Seeing these two actually become brothers was amazing. ❤
bansheegrahamtao: “Hannibal and Will having their first holiday season together post-running away” for @mycroft-silently-judges-you for @hannigramholidayexchange <3<3<3
kcechidna: mycroftly: the only vine that matters O_O Wow she went from little girl to Mr. T
i don’t even c-o-u-r-t-n-e-y: lestrade raking mycroft in comfortwhos-crashing-now: LESTRADE RAKING MYCROFTS BACK WITH A RAKE TO COMFORT TO HIM ABOUT HIS WEIGHT
trashfirefallon: Mycroft: Sherlock please figure this case outSherlock: uuuuh why don’t you do it yourself?Mycroft: and do things? Like walking? Talking to people?? Don’t you even know me?Sherlock: you are so right
i-am-mycroft-holmes:i-am-mycroft-holmes:I’m curious. In the tags, tell me how you take your tea or if you just don’t drink it.The fact that people are actually doing this makes me so happy!
letzplaymurder: Merry Christmas!
cumberqueen: IMAGINE THAT IS MYCROFT. And imagine this: You’re a young man. Waking up to this sight. You can’t remember what happened. You’re tied to a chair. As you finally look Mycroft in the eyes, he says: “So… I hear you’re dating my
foreverwholocked: hope-hazard: tumbleweed-girl: Can we talk about how Sherlock was trying to convince Mycroft that he should try being friends with someone? Sherlock trying to hook Mycroft up with someone Maybe? I can picture it at John’s wedding…
cumberbatchs: WOAH BUT that moment where Mycroft puts too much pressure on Sherlock in his mindpalace and he cannot use him as replacement and he slaps himself several times and yells “Not you.” At Mycroft only to point at John. “You. It is always
superwho-moose-in-skinny-jeans: sir-mycroft: spockedout: do you ever sit back and wonder who the fuck names their kids sherlock and mycroft The same people who named their Son Benedict Cumberbatch. Literally.
ughbenedict: lolcari: lumos5001: ughbenedict: if anything bad happens to greg i will flip every single table in this universe i swear to god or mycroft I wouldn’t mind seeing Greg flip Mycroft over a table…mmm hmmm oh my god mystrade shippers
bewilderedscarlet: I just love that in Scandal in Belgravia, apparently Mycroft was like, Hm, I need Sherlock and John Watson at once. FETCH THEM IMMEDIATELY. And then someone told him that John was out of London and Mycroft has decided that it is so
tremendously-ambitious: I propose a theory. Mycroft told John something very important here… You see, previously John stated that “He (Sherlock) is not like this, he doesn’t feel this way”. And I think that Mycroft wanted to tell the doctor that
hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis: Mycroft: “You haven’t been in touch at all? To… prepare him?” dude if even mycroft motherfucking holmes thinks you’re acting too cold-blooded you gotta stop for a sec and think
clue-ing: whEN SHERLOCK WAS CLOSE TO DEATH HE WAS ARGUING WITH MYCROFT BUT AS A LITTLE BOY SO NO MATTER WHAT SHERLOCK SAYS HE ALWAYS SEES HIMSELF INFERIOR TO MYCROFT
sir-mycroft: spockedout: do you ever sit back and wonder who the fuck names their kids sherlock and mycroft
nixxie-fic: Brand New Promo Pic of all the gang in 221B - (x) (Don’t they look like a cheery bunch!!) Why is Lestrade looking longingly at Mycroft (heh!) & Why is Mycroft looking longingly at his brother! And is Hudders wearing culottes??
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