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“I would frequent cafes just to have a meeting with you.”
“Sherlock isn’t a fraud, and so isn’t my love for you.” Submitted by thecagedbirdwithasong.
“I wish I could drive myself into your path.”
“I know caring is not an advantage, but that hasn’t stopped me from caring about you.”
“You can touch My croft anytime.” Submitted by pyschointhemaking.
“I have cake in both hands; I’ll have to use my mouth.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Would you like to see the Ice Man cometh?” Submitted by somenerdygirl.
The best of A Study in Pink references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“You can stand under my umbrella.” Submitted by anonymous.
The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of A Scandal in Belgravia references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I’m inside you with my umbrella.”
“Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your ‘head’ any time you want.” Submitted by thedithatcould.
“I won’t just be mother– I’ll be a MILF.”
“Mind if I stick my ‘umbrella’ in your 'division’?”
“I may be on a diet, but I’d still lick your ‘frosting.’”
Accidental headcanon: The Holmes brothers are closet Rihanna fans.
“I would never pull out your teeth one by one or insult your clothing.”
“I would make you scream my name even if we were in the Diogenes Club.”
“I never text when I can talk… You should make me text more often.”
“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll do everything you tell me to.”
“Forget using Anthea– I’d much rather come abduct you myself.”
“Let me be your Action Man. Your brother won’t be able to break me.”
“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever and all that, but you could just booty call me. On my phone.”
“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor– I just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.”
The best of the posts that make you go “Aaaaawww!” from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of miscellaneous episode references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of series one references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
The best of series two references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
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“My umbrella will keep you dry, but I’ll keep you wet.”
ADMIN’S PICK! Normally when I post photosets, the pick-up lines with the most notes from whatever category I’m spotlighting are the ones that get put in the photoset. But today’s my birthday so SCREW THAT, I’M JUST POSTING MY FAVOR
“Boys, please, not here. Let’s take it to my bedroom.” Submitted (with photo) by somenerdygirl.
“Bond Air isn’t my only ‘jumbo jet,’ if you get what I mean.”
“Want to go to Buckingham Palace and color-coordinate our ties?”
“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me and asked me to spy on my flatmate.”
“Want to occupy a minor position in the British government?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s heart, but I’ll gladly tell you about mine.”
“I’m not haunted by your penis. I miss it.”
“I don’t smoke, don’t frequent cafes, don’t fuck men… You know, I make many exceptions when I’m around you.” Submitted by Viljatuuli (no username).
“Care to be my goldfish?”
“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date to the Watson wedding?”
“If you be my goldfish, I promise to keep you plenty wet.”
“We should go clubbing together. And I don’t mean going to the Diogenes Club.”
“If I can convince a sniper to reconsider shooting John, I’m sure I can convince you to reconsider not dating me.”
“Are you a plum pudding? Because I would want you inside of me even if it took four months and eleven days off my life.â€
“Forget the visible rings of fat around my corneas. Right now the only ring I care about is the one I’m going to propose to you with.â€
“Will you be my enemy that I must certainly lose to?â€
“Humiliating Sherlock may be by far the greater pleasure, but you are by far the greatest pleasure.â€
“If you came to my house in the middle of the night, my umbrella sword isn’t the only thing I’d be whipping out.”
The best of The Final Problem pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The tale of a boy, his very special umbrella, and a few jealous people.
