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“I love you more than Mycroft loves cake.” Submitted by moikaywayspetunicorn.
“I’d like to occupy a ‘minor’ position in your bedroom.”
The best of Mycroft Holmes, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I only pick up other guys because Mycroft orders me to. You’re the one I’m sexting.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted Anthea sexting.
“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired by this (submitted by sherlockian4life13).
“I’m more desperate for you than Mycroft is for tea on a train.” Inspired by a tweet from Mark Gatiss.
“Mycroft? I’d rather be your croft.”
Mycroft’s Umbrella Week: Day 1
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the-hedgehog-of-baskerville: I’ll just leave this here.. Mycroft’s Umbrella Week: Day 3
maipurpletardis: Bahahaha. Mycroft’s Umbrella Week: Day 4
barachiki: Mycroft abducts John to show off his new hat. Mycroft’s Umbrella Week: Day 5
The best of Mycroft’s umbrella, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines. Mycroft’s Umbrella Week: Day 7.
“I learned Serbian in a couple hours. Want to see how quickly I can get to know your tongue?”
“The things we’d like to do to you… I have a list. Mycroft has a file.”
“You be the potatoes and I’ll be Mycroft’s laptop… Get on top of me.”
“I’d let you catch me in a compromising position… and I’m not talking about being on the treadmill.”
“My penis is a dagger– a scalpel wielded with precision and without remorse.”
“I would let you call me Myc.”
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“You make me more out of breath than Mycroft on a treadmill.”
“Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste of me.”
“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would never go on a diet if I had to give up something as sweet as you.â€
“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take me with you everywhere you go.â€
“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.â€
“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.â€
“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill when you get plenty of exercise running through my mind?â€
“I wish I could hack CCTV cameras like Mycroft, because I can’t keep my eyes off of you.â€
“Is your name Mycroft Holmes? Because I need a little ginger to spice up my life.â€
“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.â€
“If you think Mycroft is enormous, just wait until you see my dick.â€
“Without you, my heart is colder and emptier than Mycroft’s fridge.”
“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not being long, but you’re the only one I need on it anyway.”
CLICK FOR NSFW revenge for THIS katzensprotte said: Now all I can think of is Mycroft and Greg shagging on Sherlock’s armchair as an “act" of revenge. traumachu: I just wanted to augment Falka’s idea that Greg and Mycroft have sex on Sherlock’s
cumberbitchsandwich: February 24th, 2011. ‘For Sale: Mycroft Holmes. Tall, fat and annoying. Must go immediately. Call for details.’
esgaroths: February 22nd, 2011. Sherlock tries to sell Mycroft. John says no.
moriarty: mycroft has always seen sherlock as his scared, baby brother that needed protection somebody stab me with a knife please
clarice82: communionnimrod: clarice82art: Mystrade ~ Christmas Eve~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “It’s Christmas eve, why are you walking around like a lonely wolf?” Mycroft asked curiously after meeting the handsome Detective Inspector
mycroftly: the only vine that matters
mycroft: an update that requires me to restart my computer is an update that is never getting installed.
mycroft: when people call your otp a brotp
mycroft: i seriously have no recollection of following most of you. it’s like you stumbled into my house one night when i was drunk and we both just decided to roll with it because you occasionally spout some shit that i’m down with.
mycroftly: IM FUCKIGN CYRUING
mycroft-brother-mine: Optimus Prime was one bad-ass pissed off mofo, in AoE
mycroft-holmes-approves: pond-with-ducks: theseriouspotato: oodmoodfood: drjacquesplante: picto-collage-o: david-tennants-ass: Eleven Days Of Eleven: → One Outfit If you drag the 3rd GIF at the right time you can see his diddly bop yes you
mycroft-holmes-official: cumbercrieff: Benedict and his fabulous facial expressions on Katie Couric Cats are bad
mycroftly: so my friend lives near martin freeman and today she saw him out walking his dog wearing fluffy earmuffs and if that isn’t precious idk what is
mycroft-queenofcake: queer-punk: when u find out that someone u thought was all innocent is actually kinky as fuck
mycroft-in-leggings: thetwinsharries: bloggin-sivan: litsy-kalyptica: tyleroakley: i3troyler: They have all come so far. FETUSTUBERS. no jack you’re doing it wrong. you’re supposed to start off with a really fucking bad camera and have no
mycroftly: the only vine that matters Literally the best one
mycroft-winchester: anonymouslyari: blueeyedhusky: seriously reblog. I’m against bullying period. doesn’t matter on what type I’m against all of them. re
mycroft: do you ever think about all the people who you might have fallen in love with if only you’d taken a different way home or stood a little longer in the bread aisle at the supermarket? all the people who might have been an integral part of your
mycroft-queenofcake: ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord: tomhiddles: #OMG I AM SO FUNNY #LET ME LAUGH AT MYSELF Sometimes I forget what a massive dork Tom Hiddleston actually is. THEN I REMEMBER LIKE SERIOUSLY IT LOOKS LIKE HE’D BEEN WAITIN TWO
mycroft-queenofcake: ifaceitlikeagod: ladywinterborn: Guys.. GUYS! Can we stop for a moment and think about this single gif?Loki’s delayed reaction then playing along and turning his head as if Jane’s blow actually affected him?This is a god, being
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