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“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about finding your way into one of my holes instead?”

“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about finding your way into one of my holes instead?”

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Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to give this one to Mystrade in honor of them finally sharing a scene together (and because it was the most requested ship from you guys).

Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to give this one to Mystrade in honor of them finally sharing a scene together (and because it was the most requested ship from you guys).

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“Am I horny too? I haven’t checked.”

“Am I horny too? I haven’t checked.”

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“The door knocker isn’t the only thing I won’t let my brother turn straight.”

“The door knocker isn’t the only thing I won’t let my brother turn straight.”

“I bet I can make you come in less the time Sherlock’s exile took.”

“I bet I can make you come in less the time Sherlock’s exile took.”

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In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes. [Reuploaded version of this.]

In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes. [Reuploaded version of this.]

“I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.”

“I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.”

The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

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“I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because you’ve melted my heart.”

“I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because you’ve melted my heart.”

The best of Greg’s division, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines.

The best of Greg’s division, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines.

“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI… A Dishy Individual.”

“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI… A Dishy Individual.”

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“Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of Les Mis with my parents.”

“Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of Les Mis with my parents.”

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“You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much rather you be there to experience them yourself.”

“You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much rather you be there to experience them yourself.”

“I’d let a strange woman abduct me as long as she was taking me to you.”

“I’d let a strange woman abduct me as long as she was taking me to you.”

“Are you frequenting cafes? Because you are smoking.”

“Are you frequenting cafes? Because you are smoking.”

“Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll never have to handle a broken heart.”

“Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll never have to handle a broken heart.”

Pick-up lines involving lyrics, song titles, or bands – from bbcsherlockpickuplines.

Pick-up lines involving lyrics, song titles, or bands – from bbcsherlockpickuplines.

“I may not be Uncle Rudy, but I’ll cross-dress for you if that’s what you’re into.”

“I may not be Uncle Rudy, but I’ll cross-dress for you if that’s what you’re into.”

“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted to be a pirate.”

“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted to be a pirate.”

“Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?”

“Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?”

“I can’t keep my eyes off of you… so I’m upgrading your surveillance status to grade three active.”

“I can’t keep my eyes off of you… so I’m upgrading your surveillance status to grade three active.”

“I would go on a romantic getaway with you even if I had to take Flight 007.”

“I would go on a romantic getaway with you even if I had to take Flight 007.”

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“Holmes is where my heart is.”

“Holmes is where my heart is.”

The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s appeared in more than one season, (based on number of notes).Thank you guys so much for 50,000 followers!!!!! <3

The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s appeared in more than one season, (based on number of notes).Thank you guys so much for 50,000 followers!!!!! <3

“Your loss would break my heart even more than Sherlock’s loss would.”

“Your loss would break my heart even more than Sherlock’s loss would.”

“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.”

“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.”

“So, I heard you want the D… and I don’t mean your division.”

“So, I heard you want the D… and I don’t mean your division.”

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“The handle of my umbrella isn’t the only thing I have that’s ribbed.”

“The handle of my umbrella isn’t the only thing I have that’s ribbed.”

“You don’t need to manipulate security cameras to convince me to get into your car.”

“You don’t need to manipulate security cameras to convince me to get into your car.”

“I know you like to hold your umbrella all the time, but I wish you would hold my hand instead.”

“I know you like to hold your umbrella all the time, but I wish you would hold my hand instead.”

“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.”

“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.”

“Unlike my work for the British government, I occupy a major position in the bedroom.”Submitted by nzeuropean.

“Unlike my work for the British government, I occupy a major position in the bedroom.”Submitted by nzeuropean.

“I am the closest thing to a friend you are capable of having: A lover.”

“I am the closest thing to a friend you are capable of having: A lover.”

“I don’t just want the D… I want the D.I.”

“I don’t just want the D… I want the D.I.”

“Is your name Lestrade? Because your hair may be silver, but your heart is pure gold.”

“Is your name Lestrade? Because your hair may be silver, but your heart is pure gold.”

“I want to go steady with you– steadier than John’s left hand under stress.”

“I want to go steady with you– steadier than John’s left hand under stress.”

“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal, very quickly, and I’m not interested in anything your brother offers me.”

“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal, very quickly, and I’m not interested in anything your brother offers me.”

“I hope coffee and donuts aren’t the only things your division lets you put in your mouth.”

“I hope coffee and donuts aren’t the only things your division lets you put in your mouth.”

“When you’re away, I miss you more than John misses the battlefield.”

“When you’re away, I miss you more than John misses the battlefield.”

“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly Hooper, and twenty-five at most tramps.”

“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly Hooper, and twenty-five at most tramps.”

“Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you leave me speechless.”

“Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you leave me speechless.”

“Without you, I’m deader than a Flight 007 passenger.”

“Without you, I’m deader than a Flight 007 passenger.”

“Mycroft can resist a game of Deductions easier than I can resist you.”

“Mycroft can resist a game of Deductions easier than I can resist you.”

“I’m not like Sherlock. If you helped me get off, I could never forget your name.”

“I’m not like Sherlock. If you helped me get off, I could never forget your name.”

“I may eat breakfast in The Stranger’s Room, but I certainly don’t want to be a stranger to you.”

“I may eat breakfast in The Stranger’s Room, but I certainly don’t want to be a stranger to you.”

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“Dating you would be an even better idea than MI5 security.”

“Dating you would be an even better idea than MI5 security.”

“I would help a drug addict dig up a one hundred and twenty year old grave just to spend time with you.”

“I would help a drug addict dig up a one hundred and twenty year old grave just to spend time with you.”

“My love for you is increasing faster than Mycroft’s weight.”

“My love for you is increasing faster than Mycroft’s weight.”

“You’re sweeter than all of the plum pudding in the Diogenes Club.”

“You’re sweeter than all of the plum pudding in the Diogenes Club.”

“I want to be more permanently glued to you than Mycroft’s ever expanding backside is to his spot.”

“I want to be more permanently glued to you than Mycroft’s ever expanding backside is to his spot.”

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