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agiya-deactivated20140115: Things I love about U-kiss: Shit Kevin says that make him… Kevin.
Friend: *causually talking about their day while stretching there legs over me*Me: * Layin here trying to listen while her legs are pushing into my slightly overfilled bladder * this is ok, this is ok, this is oooofffnnn… okkkkkkkkkk .\\.
magnacarterholygrail: so-treu: LIKE SHE’S NOT EVEN BEING SUBTLE ABOUT THE SHIT religion: nicki minaj destroying and being disgusted at phallic symbols
my voice is good but i suck at guitar cuz i only pick it up to play last minute before gigs. i hope i have a band this year and can just sing, no guitar, for some songs. also, i’m gonna buy an electric guitar cuz electic guitars are sexy.
My flame is gone
tanekore: Eren, I’m sorry it always has to be you.Merry Christmas to @robin-red-r!!! I was your secret Santa mwahaha! I apologise that I couldn’t find an artsy way to portray your original ‘theatre’ prompt. But you had mentioned you liked genderbent
corketree: me: i want to die me: oh no what if my friends get worried me: i want to die™ me: that’s better ,, now it’s ‘ironic’
souljannoying: “I’ve heard so much about you!” oh shit
Still feel like shit, but hey, have some doodles from a random dark Little Mermaid/Hannibal mashup that me and a friend talked about the other day. Hannibal’s a male siren/mermaid-ish type of sea monster, as you can see. Bedelia’s a sea
okay, all these are shit unfinished sketches for Heart Eater, but I don’t post enough art on here these days. ONE DAY I WILL POST AN ART THING OF QUALITY. ONE. DAY.
Fun with references of Domhnall’s face, aka Hux slowly losing his shit from left to right.
perpetuallycaffeinated: This is ancient. But people love it for some reason, and people have been assholes and reposted it and gotten thousands of notes. So guess what? It’s absolute shit, but it still makes me laugh every time I look at it, SO IT’S
perpetuallycaffeinated:Fun w Crowley’s facial expressions Oh shit forgot to give this one a Reblog
radiozap777: cliffracer: ocfos: mystrothedefender: sleepy-yung-mane: somebody: If you had a superpower, what would it be? most people: *some comic book shit* me: “What’s your superpower?” “Bethesda glitch.” Honestly, that’s probably
My muse has been kidnapped for experimental 'research.' After months of searching, yours has finally found mine. How does your muse react to the condition mine is in?
my stomping ground is brooklyn bound
This sext turned me on something awful holy shit
my gifs are so freaking scattershot, don’t expect consistency here, I make what I feel like.
my nieces and nephews speak japanese cause of their mom and when they call they always ask why I don’t and I never quite know what to tell them.
My shit mind in a blog.
my friends and I used to throw these at eachother in our 6th grade classes
my six eyes tell me you're suguru geto
my gender is somewhat nervous child who just started filling in their eyebrows
my mind is blind to everything but you
missyzero: twilightfreefaller: dissociation-static: suzyq85: gravityfallsisdabest: ray-rabies: hinoneko: amorphousblob: karnythia: The Boy of Rain and Dust. I kind of like it actually. Though if I use my maiden name then it is The Boy of Rain
my blog aint dead yet
yesiamyourgoddess: ⚜️ Holy shit
owlystuffs: asexual-jirachi: bagged-a-bazooka: the-doritos-pope: I love the original video for this (“Never illegally download”)The volume levels on it are so borked there’s a guy shouting and it’s literally discernibleart. Holy shit you’re
My ex calling me out. 😂😂😂 i love this so much tho!
ghostwheeze: shane-madone-with-your-shit: ghostwheeze: hey quick question just a query for you like why does shane have so many buttons undone in the sodder children ep Because he knows he looks good
my-flourish-and-blotts: He protec
shit
somethingambiguous: tltty: when i’m old, kids will think i’m so ancient bc it’s like ‘holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’ We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”
lindsaybottos: some new stuff I’m working on, I get tons of anonymous messages like this every day and while this isn’t unique to women, the content of the messages and the frequency in which I get them are definitely related to my gender. I almost
steveholtvstheuniverse: cutiemarkcrusaders: bahspositively: Makeup inspired in Friendship is Magic! Rarity Rainbow Dash Pinkie Pie Twilight Sparkle Fluttershy Applejack Spike Princess Celestia Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon Are you SERIOUS holy shit
my roommate and I put up our tree today
my-happy-koala-and-sad-koala:
my-teen-quote: Are you a teen? This blog is just for you!
bethosaurus: trillesst: 45214: vivala90s: Gas Prices In The ’90s this made me SCREAM *crying while looking at my gas tank* AND THE WORST PART IS I REMEMBER THIS
nethilia: arachnidian: bitcheslovecereal: I said a heALTHY SNACK REBECCA holy infant so tender and mild i spit my drink
religiousmom: Still a little pissed I can’t fly or set things on fire with my mind
d4ftpunks: balconyscene: illplaytheromeoyouplaythejuliet: I feel as fucking useless as a white fucking crayon u just gotta find someone who prefers black paper my friend that was the most beautiful thing i’ve ever read
teamladsximpala: arthurkirklandofficial: kyriankreep: mollyiscoolokay: The year is 3000, my great great great grand daughter isn’t fine at all and freddos are £4 each #the dfs sale is still on though i dont know whats happening in this post
graphitedoll: graphitedoll: I was listening to a thousand years and it made me come to this realization about the 2 sisters who’ve stolen my heart. they really are two sides of the same coin. a quick reblog for the weekenders!! oh god i’m becoming
fromthemiddleoftheocean: stunningpicture: Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying
Welcome to my fantasy zone.
diarrheaworldstarhiphop: therainbowgorilla: visambros: tiredestprincess: zamotdredhart: tiredestprincess: i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH Well people with vaginas have
neptunain: sorry boys, but I already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested
distraction: fluffixation: pile-of-fail: ivyinspace: The perfect cuddling couch. That is not a couch. That is a nest, and I want one. My idea of household heaven right here. holy where do i get one
nuclearnyx: my anaconda don’t want none unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
nipahdubs: “Cruella is back”I haven’t worn my genderbend Cruella in forever now and wanted to have a new outfit for him when I did! Here are some in progress pictures of it.
simsgonewrong: I think even my Sims are surprised with the aliens they birthed
mew21cosplay: Series: Sailor Moon / Movie: Frozen Cosplay: Sailor Anna by Tinka Cosplay Photography: By Kat W “In the name of Arendelle I shall punish you!” A member of my cosplay group Nostalchicks Group Cosplay, Tinka Cosplay, doesn’t
captainarlert: celestia: once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just
chokamix: rufftoon: My morning. Me all day everyday.
frustration-squared: kung-foofighter: eytancragg: anthramen: I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man. The trolliest ice cream man to ever live. And look at that fucking majestic mustache. O.O oh my god
