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My guild leader is best I’m crying. I haven’t spoken to her in like months when shit started hitting the fan. She remembered! Omg im in freakin tears this made me so happy.
My commission from anoka-kon who wrote me this amazing fic finally arrived of my poor bab Darren whose cursed to grow whether hes stressed or upset, shenanigans happen and Rory’s an asshole per the norm.Definitively check their stuff out!
Yeah I have a 1-29-13 update hangover. My alpha babbus are just so beautiful I legit cried over that update okay because everything was beautiful and nothing hurt somebody instagram dat shit. I meant to post this earlier but I caught the flu so I’m
inside joke and silly shit with mah bro Mosh. Gender bent Kanel and Mosh~#Carrot Stick
My basement makes me look real tall. :o
my-precious-bbc: eat my shit bitch
43969.) I act like shit don't faze me. Inside it drives me crazy. My insecurities could eat me alive.
Bowmore - talking shit about my dick
My computer froze when I googled “Nyan”
O SHIT WHADDUP I AINT SHADOWBANNED ANYMORE IM POPPIN MY BIGGEST BOTTLE
my pkmn sun playthrough now has just been me beating trainers by having tsareena kicking the shit out of their pokemon
mlpg drawings n shit
skuttzdoescosplay: @amb0rg WHAT A GORGEOUS ZARYA~~~!! I was so excited to flex with another glorious beefwaifu~!!<3 Thank you so much for such a fun photo op! :D Hahaaaa!! X3 WHEN YOU HAVE A SHIT DAY AND YOU GET ONLINE AND YOUR FAVE ZARYA BLOG REBLO
radical-eirini:ratliker1917:pissing off every European by saying shit like “all types of Cheese taste exactly the same”two more names added to my hit list
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My final Kaijune drawing for this year. Whenever someone asks me who the weirdest Godzilla Kaiju is, I always bring up Hedorah. He’s the only Kaju who’s a literal pile of shit.
ze-pie: ze-pie: Nike need to hurry up and hire me White diamond’s basketball kicks Apparently I have to do everything myself in this house
bartonschmeer: bismuth: Keep reading
tfw when you completely forgot about shit you had to do
sadhearts: me: feels sad for literally 5 minutes me: doesn’t go to school, calls into work, impulsively buys shit i don’t need, ruins all my relationships
My room has been giving me so much happiness lately ^^
my day got boring when i had to do extensive research into wedding reception furniture. what is my life, really O_O
My World
Working on an Alfred F Jones pic right now, but here, have some of my OCs from the Biker Angel universe. guy on the bottom has almost full albinism, but that does not stop him from throwing a blanket over his head to go fuck up someone’s shit
Have some Ellena/Chevy doodles in apology for my whinging. I refuse to explain about the pigeons. And yes, the mispelling “pidgeons” is what you get when I should have taken a nap but made myself stay awake all day and wrote that shit in pen
Yes, I know the majority of his face is fucked up; I blocked it out and now I’m fixing that shit from the left over. But I worked on this for like way too long and now I have to go draw something stupid at a coffee shop before my brain explodes
perpetuallycaffeinated:perpetuallycaffeinated:He needs a nap.(Did entirely on my Note 10 phone, because I like making things harder for myself than they need to be.)Next day RT Bringing this shit back because LOOK AT HIM. HE’S ADORABLE.
my torrent of krush groove just finished. i think this is a good thing.
My Garchomp is the anchor of my team. Without him I don’t have a team. He is the only pokemon who truly loves me.
Words from my mother, “You liked your own picture? Dumb ass. I got 14 people to like mine you have yourself. It’s on like donkey kong!”
My man Packo sent this my way last night
soundlyawake: catsareassholes: this is the laziest fucking gang I’ve ever seen oh my fucking shit i thought they were dead
pleasestayanotherday: basicallyfrench: highandparanoid: notherebyaccident: Photos of kids going to school in various parts of the world THIS IS SO REAL I need to look at this every time I complain about my 30-minute journey to go to Uni. Holy shit
You’re sitting in your room ~ door locked ~ with a pen in your hand and a blank piece of paper infront of you. Your hand is shaking, and the tears begin again - for the third time in the past hour. ‘To my family’ you write at the top of the page,
animations-daily: every disney/dreamworks/20th/animation songs: Anastasia So many lives were destroyed that night. What had always been was now gone forever. And my Anastasia, my beloved grandchild - I never saw her again.
manticoreimaginary: “I am a big girl. A voluptuous, curvy, dress-wearing lesbian. I love my body; it’s the only one I’ll ever have. I eat a lot of greens and work out and drink gin martinis and put M&Ms in my froyo and sometimes I don’t
jakeenglish: jakeenglish: My mom mixed two half empty dish soaps and it made a gradient of cleanliness i told my mom about how her soapy creation got me 400 notes on the internet and she told me to get a job
telegantmess: kisu-no-hi: “Am I too sensitive or do I have the right to actually to be upset?” A musical. “oh my god, i talked about my feelings and now everyone is afraid of me” The Movie Adaptation
imagine-the-free-boys:bogleech:mst3kman:sizvideos:This new type of 3D printing was inspired by Terminator 2VideoDUDE!WE FIGURED OUT SOME SHIT HERE IN 2015 WAY BETTER THAN THE “FLYING CAR” MALARKEY EVERYONE WHINES ABOUTIf I ever get my hands on something
animexion: urtube: taze-that-chicken: urtube: It’s so fucked when you lose your glasses like you need them to see so how are you supposed to look for them cause you can’t see shit you do realize that people don’t turn blind when they don’t
shit i remember from my 2007 - 2013 fanfiction.net experiences (before i finally jumped ship for ao3 like everyone else)
dunkstein: koobaxion: here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.
I can still smell the shit-caked mats I had shaved off of that dog with the ticks. 20 ticks later that I had pulled from his body, I’m still scratching, too. I need to inhale something overly flowery to get this fucking smell out of my sinuses.
My no brain functionStuck in a mental swim of a type of Havoc-muse and it’s not from any of my damn draftsMental swim of a type makes no fucking sensebut I’m not making any sense right now
prince-ichi: masasei: chiral night 11x17 prints finally done!! (right click + open image to see details) up for preorder at my storenvy~the print set preorder comes with a bonus chiral ren postcard. 8) Also going to be available at my Otakon table
That’s two months of beard growth, the shit will not grow. Tried to get a fresh cut yesterday but Easter weekend got my barber busy as fuck and I hate waiting.
thathighguy: caliego: The Eyes Never Lie by Ego Don’t think of me shying away but of my sparing you of my true intent .. Which is to kill Kill your ecstacy .. With mine Kill your seduction .. With mine Kill your aggression .. With mine Etc. I
For all my brothers who facial hair is spotty or their goatees don't connect
My ’70s Health-Nut Parents Didn’t Vaccinate Me. This Is What My Childhood Was Like.
my forth period main is my newest main reason to hate humanity
†MY WORLD IS MY SHIT†
between anime north cosplay shit and my own personal health I am going to be spending waaaay to much money in the coming weeks
We took Juvia to Nick’s sergeants house tonight and she was the sweetest thing. Their eight month old baby was a bit fussy but he had the biggest shit eating grin on his face when he pet Juvia. I was nervous because she has never seen a baby but
NASA just landed a rover on Mars, this is the very first picture. This JUST happened minutes ago. 1:42am EST 8/6/2012 It’s in color holy shit that’s fucking MARS you guys I just need this on my blog again. This wonderful picture :’D science
my dad called me weedy today.
My grandma gave me this mint energizing foot and leg lotion It smells like a mixture between mint toothpaste and icyhot, and has the tingling senesation of icyhotIt’s actually kinda cool…and my legs are super soft
My boyfriend is absolutely amazing. I can’t even believe it sometimes, of just how easy it is to be with him and talk to him. He is an amazing human and only wants to make me happy. I feel like I’ve known him forever and he makes all the shit
poet-by-heart:As someone who studies history I often wondered how ordinary people thought about living through such huge historical events. Now I know they were sick and tired of that shit.
#2 I like taking pics in my undies. fuck it
My favorite part of kissing is when you are both just giving small kisses then all of a sudden they would bite your lip then shit gets real.
