my shits
NSFW Tumblr
find my shits on porn pin board
my shits clips
My girlfriend accidentally shitting on the floor
Shit on my hand
My kinky wife eases out her loads of hot chocolate
beeeatle: Sub-Zero making tea for Scorpion is my favorite thing from the entire story mode of Mortal Kombat X to be completely honest.
My new headcanon is that now that Dirk is a Prince, all his horses have anime hair. Your Prince is awake, your shit is wrecked 21013 Update
Response to a bro’s animation.Getting tired of your shit Mosh.(Inside jokes)
wingsexual: perpetuallycaffeinated: In times of my ship’s distress, I’ve seen the term “Dean/Cas cloud” mentioned. So. Here it is. This is my permanent residence. REBLOGGING THIS SHIT BEFORE I GO TO BED FOR ALL OF MY DEAN/CAS PEEPS HYPERVENTILATING
guys flippin heck i found my old art books from the start of high school and i can’t stop laughing! i mean look at this thing i dont even i that hair??? IS THAT A FOOT I DONT EVEN?!? oh and should i do redraw of this?
Shit, My Nokia.!
Shit for fun that I drew from scratch during my 7 hour long stream :”DShit bruh, my first time doing such pic tbh, I ded
My Teen Quote
My blog feels clean now but my mind is not, time to go into the mountains and become a monk to relax
My side blog just keeps gaining more followers and my main?? Loosing them like crazy.
My life,my shit,my things
magconbabe-matt: This shit better work And Aug 5 is the most important day CUZ ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
gascanhands: It’s Friday night at ΦΦΦ! Here they are, all together, the girls of Tri Phi! This wraps up my fall illustration thesis. Stay tuned for whatever secrets I pull outta my sleeves next semester!! (throws confetti)
fillydelphia: candiedunicorns: took photos of my friend’s rarity cosplay today. you look fabulous, dahling. holy crap so much pony on my blog. EDIT: i added a little rarity in one of the pics for reference on the pose. c: holy shit this is fantastic
meanplastic: psyducked: one time my sister walked in on my fingering myself so I told her that I was checking my prostate because I was feeling sick and I was afraid I had cancer and we spent a good 15 minutes hugging each other crying
shrineart: quietzombiegirl: everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and
strawberryskies: spoonie-living: 65pinkroses: Amazing spoke guard art for my wheelchair done by my lovely cousin (go check her out)!!! 65 Pink Roses for Cystic Fibrosis :) Oh my god, so cute. Brb, dying. So lovely!!
magebird: corpseheiress: If you have suffered a tragedy and someone says, “you’re in my prayers” with sincerity, and you respond with some egotistical shit about being atheist you are an emotionally inept moron. For real though like think about
nayx: *goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now. i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this
burgrs: I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong
nomorecops: ranchdepressing: if that mouse had pants he would shit them the cat LUNGES at him and then just lovingly boops him omg I am dying Wild domesticated shit
kuro-takeover: twilightknight17: artemis-simetra: sansan9: William: “This is my side.” Seriously, my cousin’s kid is eight and he doesn’t even do this shit. I’m just disappointed he’s back in his normal suit and not the glitter or pajamas.
Just taken now.My number one shithead, Calypso Tia Dalma Apita H. (Apita for Annoying Pain In The Ass). Brownie points to anyone who knows where I got her name from. Think Pirates if you need a hint. Her birthday is Halloween. Don’t ask me her age.
aobabe: trying to get kogitsunemaru like I’M GONNA SHIT OUT ALL MY VITAL ORGANS THANK YOU RNG-SAMA.
sagasogo: An art trade with one of my follower in IG :>
GODDAMMIT SORACHI! I ALMOST DIED OF HEART ATTACK ON THE FIRST PAGE HERE, AND I HAD TO PUNCH MY BED AND CLOSE MY MOUTH NOT TO SCREAM CUZ IT’S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT HERE! DAMN I KNEW, COMING FROM YOU, YOU WERE GONNA PULL SOME IDIOTIC SHIT TO RUIN
My inner struggle
karrmennn: imjihlitmoe: rapunzel-corona-lite: kngshxt: kngshxt: kingjaffejoffer: The entire Dominican Republic taking an L off this lmaooooooooooooooooooo this nigha look like magilla gorilla bruh i cant get this shit out my mind lmaoooooo
lenabeanss: voguenshit: theprojectsprodigy: If your mother doesn’t react like this then just throw her away 😂😂😂😂😂 Mom was REAT TA GOOOOOOO My moms ain’t on that type of time but my grandmother? She’d come out there
clockworkquartet: oh apparently guys dont like oversized sweaters eithergood, I wear that shit all the timeget your dick away from my pristine booty
I reinstalled coreldraw onto my computer again so that means I can spend my free time making stupid shit like this for no reason lol
aphfandoms:Actually I love how I can say “I understand shit” and “I understand shit” and it can both mean “I understand everything” and “I understand nothing” English slang is horrific and if you’re not a native English speaker good
My boyfriend hates me
My life (and that of my friend) was just threatened by two super cool fratty long islans guys who think they know they mob in a cab back from downtown. Kinda terrified since the kids live in my down community and actually were punching the seats we were
pivotalwolf: anorie: lotrlockedwhovian: baara: the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution
theshitfucksart: Man, living with your abuser is fun. Here, have some vent after some shit went down. It’s just a dump but you get the idea. Please do not repost or remove the caption. Friendly reminder that commissions are still open.
🥺My yr will not be about me holding on to the past an wishing I had things differently. This yr is about hustling to make sure I’m not w/ out n neither is my girl. This yr is all about financial stability and handling my shit. All 2018 I been waiting
my brother is big as shit and i hate it. my babyyyyyyyy.
i just watched my boyfriend drop a whole pan of stir fry on the floor as he was stirring it while we were on facetime. shit was amazing and he hung up on me cuz i was laughing.
So, eating a shit ton of hot cheetos after drinking a shit ton of whiskey was prooooooobabblyyyy the biggest mistake of my existence.
letsjustkindofhappen: and to the left we see the one direction fandom losing their shit
my phone ate shit the other day
tacocore-:dvsorder: Things my exes said: A week difference This hit me like a train holy shit
recentgooglesearches: shit. sshit shit jshite,,. shit dammi t
omg my leg touched my other leg in the dark and I just got so scared. I think it's time for bed when I get this jumpy.
my computer is janxed like some shit and I tried to borrow my brother’s external hard drive because I wanted to watch some movies he had and he told me “remember to remove it safely so it doesn’t get corrupted cause it has important
My mama furious as fuck and I love it.
Just bought 2 one-piece swim suits from American Apparel. The leg cutouts show my fucking hip bones and I can see most of my butt
look at Nepeta’s bloody ass hive cave she has dead shit everywhere Vriska what is this shit you even stepped on one of those die Terezi what the fuck and then we have mr. Karkat nice and tidy Vantas look at this organized and well kept room
Thought I’d let you see my first shitting video. 💩😈
My World. My Thoughts. My Shit. My Love.
For the Anonymous who wanted to see my failed attempt at “Art” This is my calligraphy…And it’s shit I know but whatever.
dead-nurse: MY NOT GF GF IS COMING NEXT WEEK AND IM TAKING HER TO MY MOMS WEDDING HOLY SHIT HOW DO I RELATIONSHIP WHAT DO GIRLS LIKE PLEASE HELP I HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO HOLD HANDS
babeobaggins:Please know being your kindest doesn’t mean you have to allow people to treat you like shit. No one is allowed to treat you badly or speak badly about you and you should never let them. Sticking up for yourself is not being mean, that’s
why the fuck does facetime mute my mac audio
my piece of shit dauGHTER!!! SHE IS HERE SHE HAS ARRIVED WITH CAMILLA AND BELKA !!!!!!!!!
