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quasi-normalcy: herotterness: jaclcfrost: in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance
deepthroatdemon: my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”
whitepeoplestealingculture: blazeberg: I love Miley she just does her thing like she’s lowkey one of my feminist icons cus she doesn’t give a fuck about what people say about her image and I think she’s very much in charge of herself as a woman
agentwoshington: agentwoshington: ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today ?????????????????????????????????????????????
punkshire: envelopes are weird. like. heres a paper wrapped in paper that i sealed with my own saliva. enjoy.
stability: you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection? I have same instinct with my take out food
toastdurr: vagisodium: i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out hELL YES
laurynsworld: Well, the first thing is to start with my sister. When I came up with the show and pitched it to Disney, the thing that I was most excited about — sort of tied in excitement with being able to tell stories with magic, monsters and mayhem
zohbugg: casibarria: These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol. whenever I tell people I don’t want kids, they get all indignant like “oh you say that now.” Then I just send them this photoset.
youngblackandvegan: racism-sexist-ableism-ohmy: goingdownthebayou: ishyagrrrl: My brother sent me a picture of a few young girls protesting outside of Party City in Harlem, today. They want Princess Tiana back. Amazing! “Kids don’t see racial
potatoandotherwise: in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out
korrakun: my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
princedorkface: So we got new Latin books today and my teacher immediately told us to turn to page 81. This is the original picture: A picture of a statue of Poseidon. But look at some of the treasures we found: Rockstar dominatrix Poseidon. Old woman
Oh.My.Heavans.
askinsanetails: A - If I’m in love.B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.E - How many holes I have in my ears.F - Give me any options, like
nottodeadmegatron: impostoralice: askfordoodles: smearedlipstick: ghdos: illrandomocity: majin-k: Did a bunch of dogs breakup a fight between two cats? Am I seeing this right?? Having none of that shit today. “Ay man, y’all chill the fuck
knitmeapony: egobus: one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started
My muse has been affected by sex pollen! They're uncontrollably horny, 20x as sensitive, and... tied to a chair. How does your muse deal with this?
Life, Love and the other shits...
oh shit candice swanepoel
bowielegged: i just saw a science fact and thought ‘thats probably not real’ so i guess im a republican now. im going to go buy a gun and not please my wife in bed.
zifelline: i finally finished all of the shirts! just in time for the anime announcement….all the profits are still going to my friend Ren for his medical bills, rent, etc!(p.s. all designs have a version with text)
my sister may or may not be getting me the goatbed/sid albums i’ve been wanting and idk i’m real excite.c’:
pervypiksi:Yeah look what I’ve finished. Weehee. In all I like it. The coloring turned out very soft looking, and I like it. Also the F*** with lighting and a lighting source ha ha. Don’t repost without my permission, thank you! <3
god-speeder: i couldn’t get out of my room and the only thing on tv was iron chef
SHITS OUT????? AN ENTIRE HORSE????????????????????????
my shit post of the day. that poor fucker never saw it coming 🙏
jaclcfrost: pairing you really love pairing you couldn’t give a shit about even if you tried
nebulousmaddy: more of this because I’m an indulgent piece of shit
ndadark: Trillville - Some Cut (HD / Dirty) (by HQmvideo)
My god, I've found him, the worst man in the world
My Vassar College Faculty ID Makes Everything OK
Ever feel like you're always putting in more than you're getting out of a situation? Yeah, welcome to my life.
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my-opossum-is-awesome:thatwhiteshameremu: thegayteen:Do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry I’m black so all I gotta do is exist then ^Amen.
My grandfather remembering living through 'The Great Depression'....
My skin incriminates me.
My issues with the ‘transracial’ movement.
My History in the Making
dynastylnoire: mydreadlockstory: 2 years 4 months. Love my hair! GET THE FUCK OUT THE LOCS TAG. You are not a rasta even. stop Ewww
My niggas
cartel: coluring: “Truth or dare” “Truth” “What’s your credit card number” Please, who memorizes their credit card number? I do. Makes it easier to order shit online.
My sincere condolences....
My blog is by no means anti white but it is undoubtedly pro black ✊🏾
My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity.
my manager has hit a nerve 🙄
My Family’s Slave
wassup-bihh: christopherokamoto: angryfey: reverseracism: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I need this on a tshirt so that I can piss people off Hey, if you also wanna see my white feminist version from a couple years ago: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
meatfighter: arabspice: 6lacksoul: this is a serious mood. eating popcorn, watching a movie, me sitting on u and u suckin on my titties 😋 Y'all horny tumblr niggas need to go home I’m tryna watch the movieBuy a fire stick Fuck kinda movie
harryedward: i just spoke to a 4 year old who has a phone. a real working phone. with data and everything. who she gon call? elmo aint got minutes Kids in kindergarten got whole iPhones, shit is wild
fivehunnad: whyyoustabbedme: My dog literally would have opened the door for them 😭😂😂
Help it make sense to me…how you change an account number? Further, how you find out who an account belongs to? Are these bank accounts, some money type app? And they let you just change account numbers and trace shit? I’m just asking because
mustachachos: Their faces… oh shit 8I for Wind :3 For a second, I thought Percy was breaking the fourth wall and looking at the viewer going,“Yep, I’m banging this hot racer.”
arctophilist: i like how i drew fox in action and shit and now heres wolf slacking off
theprimerprime: I just want Wolf to be some asshole who just fucks shit up FOR KICKS. Is that to much to ask?!
SHIT PISS TITTYFUCK
nudityandnerdery:jackfrostish: what if i die and my last thought is “mmm watcha say” You only meant well.
sakimichan: I just gotta paint a piece of 2B from Nier Automata <3 one of my favorite game character designs.good perspective+anatomy practice.nude,PSD+high res,steps,vidprocess etc>https://www.patreon.com/posts/2b-term-48-8408339
herspanic: infants are scary as shit like if you drop it its broken no gift receipts
otherbully1: the-milk-eyed-monster: colony-drop: oh look my favorite photo set cool what the entire and actual existing fuck?
