my mom
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my-little-red-umbrella: aboxfullofdarkness: You only WISH your contouring could be that Extra™ Don’t disrespect my mom this way
my-halloween-romance: So my mom got a new tattoo today
my mom knows my arms and legs. maybe i should find a new place to cut. stomache? i think hips.
my-lunchables-are-missing: how do rappers get away with confessing like murders and doing drugs in their songs and get in no trouble yet once when i was like 9 i broke my moms perfume bottle and wrote it down just in case she killed me people would know
My mom told me my butt was "on fleek"
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My mom is dying and my dad and I are now homeless
my-mom-thinks-im-stoned: onlylolgifs: Woman hearing for the first time Oh my god❤️😓
my childhood best friend's baby just turned 5 today! I hope you see this Michelle :) I give you so much respect for raising your handsome boy, you're one of the only people who never did me dirty and hey if my Mom likes you, that says a lot. Love you
my Mom at my age 😌 what a little 90s babe. #momappreciationpost
my boyfriend is amazing. this is the box the gift he and my mom went halfsies on came in. (it was an ipod touch. they fucking rule)
my mother has the HUGEST crush on ice cube. she says “its because he looks mean as fuck…like he’ll put you in a headlock or something” …. i didn’t really get it until now, but my mom is freaky. lol. now i know
I have such good ideas sometimes.
My mom texted me (in a group chat with my siblings) saying good morning right after I posted that “letter”. Knowing her, she was that anon. She think she slick.
My mom complains about me “using the Tv too much”, but it’s ok for her to be on it, like I can’t play my video games all day but its cool when you watch movies all day? What’s the difference? #hypocrite #wtf #fake #jackiechan
My moms toxicity has always been a trigger for my self harm I used to cut in high school and she didn’t help it she would always trigger me to cut when she would yell at me and verbally abuse me and now even though I’m 20 it’s starting
my mom wouldn't be proud of my tumblr
My mom’s valentines day gift. She loved it and got my dad his favorite chocolates. :D
My mom just told me my psychological problems are not real, and that I am just lazy and to stop making excuses. Cool, because thinking about ways to die all the time is completely normal right? Being so sad you can hardly do anything is normal right?
My mom got radiation today and my brother tried to hug her it was so sad he started crying because he’s not suppose to touch her.
My name is Guinness.. My mom caught me eating the cat food and then 10 minutes later caught me eating the cat poop from the litterbox. Now I’m walking around the house projectile vomiting. #dogshaming by 6feetofsunshine
My mom always send me a text message on March 27th at 8:18PM wishing me a Happy Birthday at the very minute I was born. I’m officially 34 Years old! Can’t wait to see what I can accomplish by my 35th birthday! Thank you everyone for the
my mom wouldn’t let me so i just printed out a lot and put them on my walls instead :D along with lots of jm and soco pictures. LAMENESS AT IT’S FINEST
my mom walking in on me showing two guys (plus Amy) my appendix scar. …….
My mom just ruined 3 of my sweaters..
My mom does not understand my need for the internet.
my mom said i couldn’t have a cookie cake for my birthday so i stole all of her towels
my mom and i just had a long discussion about how beautiful and cute some people are at my school. this is NOT a plea for attention. im not an attention whore, i can name a few if you wanna know some. if you dont like me venting, fine unfollow me,
my mom has this thing about calling my friends that are girls “girlfriends” back in her ol’ days, i guess thats what you did. but um no. theyre just friends. that are girls. but she says it infront of everybody. Family get togethers
My mom is a mermaid and my dad is a centaur
gudetamas-mom: THIS IS MY AESTHETIC
Nerd Girls Need Cock Too
my mom said I looked like my aunt donna the way I am sitting just now
My friend met my mom last night and we watched argentina v usa together and then he drove me to work to finish up a few things and I died because lemme tell you he started singing one of his songs in the studio and it has like an echo going on and I was
my-mom-is-my-bestfriend: Fuck with me
my-mom-is-my-bestfriend: 👼👿
My mom is gonna help me with my gakuen cosplay, I'm excited guys
my mom just made the best linguine ever aaaa dinner party at my house
my mom just told me that i think too much and she left the room, a minute later she comes back and puts a small towel on my head and a bag of ice on top of that, then she asks if im better now dshgajda
my mom pulled out a huge bag filled with all my old baby toys and omg i can’t believe i still have some of this stuff and i remember it all and im just pointing out at everything like “I used to take that to school! / I used to dress that
my mom helping me with my meenah braids cause she’s so nice <3
my mom wants to take a photo of my chipmunk face and i told her sure, if she beats the second night of FNAF
my dad is finally gonna go to the ER now to check whats wrong with his respiratory system, he has been coughing terribly and feeling out of breath for over a month but he’s been hesitant to go get checked out wish him luck guys ;u;
my mom just came in my room and said“do you want to eat dinner now or after Steven?”
My mom comes in to say goodnight, and after she leaves I realize that I left a vibrator in the middle of my floor (in the case), since I’ve been cleaning all day. No idea if she noticed. Whatevz./Cool story.
my mom just told me she’s going to buy the diabetic kit for the american girl dolls because i have three of them.lmao i haven’t seen those dolls since i was 18 and they were in my closet. i haven’t played with them since i was about 13 years old.i
my-moms-hot: What my dick looks like. But smaller. 😕
my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”
My Mom just told my sister her crotch is saggy I can’t breathe
My Mom remembered my birthday this year. That’s the best present anyone could ever give me. Ps I’m 21 today. 🎈
My mom took this generic white girl picture of me for my birthday
