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nzagul:a family can just be you and your twenty different editions of the lord of the rings trilogy
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mypersonalrunway: weareallgoingtoburninhellpt2: every time I see anything about looting it’s obvious you’re missing the point? Who cares about the looting and the ethical qualms of stealing when your justice system is engineered to fail everyone
vvebkinz: i told my mom i needed new chapstick and she got me this
sp00kydfskle: rose-for-a-tenner: Actually when I was younger, my mom gave me this book and it teaches young girls to love themselves before they worry about what guys think of them. It really helped 12 year old me. The end of the book says “guys like
lowwtimeall:I showed the polaroid of this to my mom and she was like “I like this.”
jackbarakatjunkie: alex: who is it?jack: oh it’s my mom, she’s just calling to see how we’re doing.
modmad: ofpaintedflowers:Haven’t posted anything about my mom’s etsy shop in a while sojust look at those thingsYOUR MOTHER IS VERY GOOD AT STUFF WOWOW
evgeniemalkin: one time I went grocery shopping with my moms friend and she’s an amputee so we parked in the handicap spot and then when we were leaving the car some white lady started screaming at her from across the lot saying she should be ashamed
hikki-ko-mori: so i was taking a bath a bubble bath to be specific i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something so i had a nice bath,
meterapix: SO ENGLISH ISN’T MY MOM’S FIRST LANGUAGE AND TODAY THERE WAS A SLUG ON THE STEPS AND
xekstrin: not-cooper: My mom tried to grow a lemon tree here in rainy Washington state. im laughing so hard im crying over this tiny ass lemon
oakynymph: chelcperetti: One day when I was fifteen I said “ma you know what’d be funny, Shrek checks.” And she remembered. She held onto that thought for five years. I opened a checking account a month ago and my mom asked me if she could order
communistbakery: fuckingpunchmeintheface: communistbakery: growing up with three parents was really weird what?? u had three parents?? yeah my mom’s a gemini
unclefather: my mom said “what is a twink” really loudly at the table in the olive garden
clubsdeuce: clubsdeuce: my mom uses sweet bro and hella jeff magnets to tell me if the dishes are clean or dirty update: she’s now also putting “positivity” on our fridge she has no idea what sweet bro and hella jeff is
daisypeach: daisypeach: you guys all talk about how “petty” you are but one time my mom was so annoyed that the house was a mess that she made an actual vlog of her walking around the house and calling out every single family member for their shit
brokenbravery: i just woke my mom up to tell her obama won and her half-asleep response was “jesus fuckin hallelujah bring on the gays” i am so done
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cheese3d: I made a comic for my mom since our cat broke her cup.
i wish i was prettier or more lady-like so my mom would maybe compliment me sometimes
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officialalltimelow: How my parents use their phones:
soggymoistmeat: blackdenimjeans: My mouth is sore cuz you be on that phone
whosaprettypolyglot: I told one of my students that his oral presentation was on the 3rd of december He seems to have slightly misunderstood me - I just received an email titled “here is the assignment about the 3rd of december” He’s literally written
I HATE CRYING AND I LOOKED SO PRETTY AND MY MAKE UP WAS NICE FUCK
know how I said my week was gonna suck and I could feel it?? well guess who is losing their job!
get home from a 10 hour shift at work (8am-6pm) doing physical labor and immediately unload 30 pavers from my Mom’s truck that are a good 15 pounds each what the fuck are brothers even for?
cewekjudes:I found a vietnamese place that’s halal in DC!!! I cried honestly & i only found out about it because I was trying to look for different halal places since my mom said she was sick of kebabs. It’s called Simply Banh Mi in Georgetown
mirrortraffic: NEW DEVELOPMENTS apparently my mom is not even home and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES
So I showed the 2P versions of the Axis to my mom and this was her reaction:
GUYS MY ///MOM/// DREW THIS CARD FOR ME SHE COLORED AND SHADED IT WITH CRAYONS AND COLORED PENCILS I AM SCREAMING SHE’S SO CUTE I LOVE THIS
Merry Christmas (eve) everyone <3 I did a humanstuck!Calliope cosplay today for the occasion, I’ve been waiting to do this for a while now and I think they came out pretty good uvu Thank you to my mom for the photos! And thank you everyone for
playbunny: are mew looking for a fight, punk? :33- - -me as humanstuck!nepeta, wore horns as my aesthetic preference ! leftover shots
i probably wouldn’t miss my dad if he were gone tbh
Going to the DMV :’D Good thing is that I’m spending time with my mom after so we’re gonna go get our nails did and I’m getting a haircut and then maybe lunch so hella
Photo booth with my mom and aunt!
We’re having a potluck for my final day of this art class but it starts at 6 and I’m s o HU n g R y I got another hour to go UGH
sleetgeekartist replied to your post: how do I stop my dad from walking in on me while… Was the door closed? yes and I always have headphones on so I never hear him! he sneaks in so quietly I swear!!
pettyartist: Wheeee! All done! This is a GIANT (about 4 foot long) paperchild chain commissioned by the lovely munkeyyy! Click on the links below to see closeups of them! (Warning, my mom’s camera BITES. They look WAY better in person, trust me.)
DON’T YOU KNOW THAT THERES AINT NO MOUNTAIN HIGHHH ENOUGHHHHHHHHHH~ blasting this song from my mom’s computer because im home alone and i can
ALRIGHTY I think my internet is getting better, so possibly TONIGHT, I will be continuing the otp challenge thing this prompt is turning out to be a little more difficult then I thought it would be lololololol
what i meant in that last post is that i asked my mom for the pokemon black and white game and she says i have too many games so i ain’t getting it sobs
i’ve rediscovered my love for spaghetti ♥（ﾉ´∀`）
bevsi replied to your post “pastelillos? amazing” omg my dad makes those theyre amazin YES ♥v♥
in an unexpected turn of events, my mom bought me the rwby manga today
So, I had some issues with the psychiatrist and my mom decided to make an appointment for me with another doctor, she didn’t tell me his name though, but okay. So today I went to meet this new psychiatrist and then I had a consultation with
I can’t cross city lines to visit my family today so it’s just me and this little dork. If you’re also stuck on your own for the holidays because you’re observing restrictions on gatherings, please know that Louie is very hungry proud of you.
It’s Saturday night & Ima get In&Out & wine just to watch a movie by myself at my moms
