my mom
NSFW Tumblr
find my mom on porn pin board
my mom clips
My Chesty Wife 38HHhttp://www.bigbraowners.com
My wife has perfect tits
dreamingofmom: I’ve always loved watching my mom work out for obvious reasons. I love being a part of her work out even more.
i-think-i-love-my-mom: hehe
privatefamilytime: When I got home from college for the last time, I hugged my mom. We chatted for a bit then she said, “We got you a present for graduation. We had to stash it in your sister’s room, though. Why don’t you go up there and claim
asfreakyasitcomes: My mom pushed the yoga pants into her slit then showed me via webcam… Look Grant…She said,A cameltoe, just the way you like it right? I’ve seen your blog you mommy lusting bastard…so come over right now and make your dream
asfreakyasitcomes: My moms sister was 4 when I was born, so we grew up as nearly peers in every regard. As fate would have it, we were each others first sexual exploit and still make raunchy delicious love over and over. We both have traditional relation
kinkylvbrother: My mom sure knows how to ride a dick
ifmommyonlyknew: My mom is so fit. She is aways fishing for compliments from me tho.
My son lets me use him. Oh I know he enjoys it, but he has plenty of girls waiting for him. He knows how lonely I’ve been and he lets me be close to him to help. I love my son.
indeedy: My mom is so silly! YES, your tits are awesome!!!
ilikehip-hop: Me but with my mom
outsanityyy: Too powerful not to reblog… For all those people who have faught, or are still fighting. Who got through it, or who didn’t. Reblog it for them. My mom’s scar is like this but a peace sign going down from the other surgeries she had.
my tribute for KAREN 311 http://gay.filthlocker.com/my-tribute-for-karen-311/
I showed my mom Overwatch because I thought she would like the diversity in the characters. She was impressed, though she said she wished there was an female African American character (who wasn’t a robot). So I decided to draw one. This is Oya, a mercena
I love that my mom always has enough money to go on trips,get a tattoo, and her nails done.
Sobbing because my laptop chargers wire is ripping apart and the only way to get it to work sometimes is purposely bending it(which means ripping it apart further) And it can only take so much and I fear that it soon will stop bending the way I want it
alohomorashlie: you guys have no idea how much that stupid l’oreal no tears shampoo post was fucking annoying me lmao LIKE EVERY TIME I SAW IT I WAS SHOUTING IN MY HEAD ‘YOU’RE ALL FUCKING WRONG’ also i always wanted that in watermelon scent
10241) My mom once told me that the reason I identify as a girl is because I want to be special.
bai-xue-lives: theglowpt2: my mom is an eighth grade science teacher and was complaining to me about how many of her students don’t believe in evolution or the moon landing and spent a whole class period trying to argue with her that the earth is flat
Outfit of the day. My mom gave me this cardigan (of course she was joking) and made a deal with me that if I accepted it I would never steal clothes from her closet again!
Today my mom texted me while she was at work to tell me that drinking one cup of coffee at Starbucks is equivalent to eating 8.5 scoops of chocolate ice cream. I c wat ur doin mum. I ain’t neva gonna stop drinkin coffee.
airbenderedacted: pumpkinpiepuppy: babypaintbrush: babypaintbrush: my mom just sent me this he’s famous Now this is quality entertainment im crying. if u don’t pay attention you dont even see the push he just ascends
cumaeansibyl:figofswords:Stuck. (it’s 2am, and according to your therapist, you have “a whopping case of ADHD”I used this exact scenario to explain my executive dysfunction to an NT person and it was really frustrating because she kept asking “but
prog-dog:prog-dog:jojoleney:flvffymomo: new organs coming out soon medium intestine gallkidneys inferior vena cava table of contents semi-colon die-r (opposite of liver) pancreas 2 I showed my mom this (a genuine doctor) and she says that the inferior
inktober #29 the first halloween costume i can remember choosing was rainbow brite. my mom sewed it for me and i wore it two years in a row. when i watched the movies i saw as a kid again, i realized what a badass she was. she was the undisputed leader
amx004qubeley:fughtopia:salon:As a sniper I was not usually the victim of a traumatic event, but the perpetrator of violence and death. My actions in combat would have been more acceptable to me if I could cloak myself in the belief that the whole mission
Words from my mother, “You liked your own picture? Dumb ass. I got 14 people to like mine you have yourself. It’s on like donkey kong!”
tanetaneisland:i submitted this image as my senior baby picture and they just put it in the slideshow. nobody questioned whether or not this is actually a genuine photo of me or not. when im dead i hope everybody remembers me as this horrifying little
Someone please be my mom I’ll try and do something nice for mother’s day I just want a maternal figure please take care of me
I just accidentally texted my mom the lyrics to “sugar daddy” lol…
hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your post “my mom said they might let you…” she says everybody gets one tell her NOT NECESSARILY WHEN YOUR TEAM IS A FUCKING MESS (jk they score plenty of points it’s just
spadenightmaren: spadenightmaren: MY MOM FOUND THIS OLD TOY FROM WHEN I WAS LITTLE AND IT MAKES THIS NOISE WHEN YOU SQUEEZE IT
My mother INTENTIONALLY slops on her slutty red lipstick, to mark her territory on my FAT LONG COCK!
capacity: Im just over here protecting my aura
teasemewithyourcock: If someone buy me Roasted Garlic Alfredo Bucatini with Italian Meatballs from Olive Gardens, I will totally get on my knees and give you head.
teasemewithyourcock: yes-letsfuckbabe: teasemewithyourcock just unfriended me on Skype dis bitch cunt, gotta get rid of the annoying ones bitch I will tell my mother to not cook you food
brown-nipples: I just want to thank my mom for the boob gene/full figured body she has blessed me with.✨
zooophagous: earthandanimals: violentbaudelaire: ”This is my favorite photo in the world - me and Linus, born to a dairy cow and ordered to be killed when the farmer saw he was a male (and thus useless in the dairy industry). A compassionate individual
wildemolga replied to your post: One of my all-time favorite books sinc… I actually worked where that book takes place! I live really close to it (long islander born and raised, huehue) That’s so awesome! From what I recall, the author
I’m going to the Renaissance Faire today ‘cause my mom wants to go and its Mother’s Day so that’s what we’re going to do. So I’ll probably be offline for most of the day (I’d probably be offline anyway since its Mother’s Day) but who
Me: So, what did you think of the episodes? Chloe (My Little Sister): First, I want to tell you about a weird dream I had. Me: Oh, okay. Chloe: Well, in it, Steven got taken into space by Homeworld Gems. And then there was this commercial where he
lieutenantriza:My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it
youngstero: I had to stare at this for like a whole 45 seconds before realizing that it was okay to proceed on my own
melissathebattlingblogger: My mom is savage
was driving around w/ my mom this afternoon and saw some houses that reminded me of this which then spawned an idea for a photo series called “house studies” basically me creeping on ppls colorful houses and etc i hope they dont notice me
magicbb8ball: the other night I had this dream where I decided that I wanted to get a restraining order against Jared Leto just to limit my chances of ever accidentally meeting Jared Leto. but then the courts were all like have you ever met Jared Leto
callieohpeee: when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people
beautifulblacksheep: fettylabelle: modelingschool: juugmayne: theliesofrello: succotashes: open-plan-infinity: Today has fucked me up like what the fuck is going ooooon? Is everyones sign in gatorade still? Whashappnin OH MY GOD he gotta die
dampsandwich: my parents are getting increasingly angry that the cream cheese keeps disappearing out of the fridge. which is funny because its me. i did it. i keep eating all the cream cheese
I believe my mother watches the real housewives of (fill in the city) because her life is drama less. And this is how she fulfills the desire to call another bitch out. By watching caty 45 year old women with money.
I’m really tempted to get on the train to Baltimore and take a sign to protest the mistrial in the Freddie Gray case but I know my mom would be terrified of me going there right now.
yupispatrick: HAHAHAHA “My mom is a slut?”
amazingandonfire: once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
abwatt: thegreenwolf: falsedetective: falsedetective: my grandparents have to lock their car doors when they go to sunday mass because people have been breaking in to unlocked cars and leaving entire piles of zucchini i feel like i should’ve added
berandomness:I dislike appliances that cannot be leaned against This post brought to you by my mom’s new stove that beeped at me when I leaned against it
tonydinozzos: i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that
hungarian: what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom
catsandcunts: We made a cake for our friends that let us stay with them for a few days We used this cool new non-stick pan for the first time that my mom gave me and then all of a sudden my life has never been a bigger disappointment than it
I caught the bouquet at the wedding party last night & now my Mexican ass family won’t shut up about my fake boda
