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We used a ton of lube, but it was still hard her first time. My mom was so loud i’m almost sure the neighbors heard us. I kept asking if she wanted to stop and all she said was: “No honey, more”
cocupervers: Le plaisir pour tout ado d'observer discrètement sa maman…. And what a mom…
Your mom’s pussy is amazing. Thanks for introducing us
deliciouswives: Happy mom!
my mom asked me for a wine label so i drew her a very heterosexual dionysus although i think they only have like one vine so far so it’s not exactly a vineyard yet…
lovemysexymom: She’s 45, (same age as my Mom) and she’s very very fuckable. I’ve had a hardon for her for a very long time. I can imagine my Mom, this beautiful woman and myself together in one big king size bed. One a happy boy I’d be. There’s
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Hey guys! I’m looking for new pictures to use for my stories. Specifically, pictures of non-nude women outside of a sexual context. As you all know, all my stories as of late use pictures like that to establish themselves only to end up with pictures
And that’s when you knew that the drugs you had slipped into your mom’s diet coke had finally kicked in. You were worried for a second there that they wouldn’t work. But not only could she not say a simple sentence, she couldn’t walk either. You
What is your mom’s profession?: Poll Results The results from last weeks Wednesday poll are in. There were 113 voters.The results were pretty exciting to read. Not only did the question allow the voters to share something about their moms that was
Bluvelvet99: Bronze Age ClassicOriginally published March. 17, 2014Buddy Cop MovieYou were camping out with your mom and your mom’s friend’s son. He was your age. You weren’t having a good time with him around. The only reason he was out with
My hand is doing well from some sketches I did yesterday, just tired muscles instead of being in excessive pain. Today I’m going to limit myself down to just one little page of doodles instead of the four or five I exploded yesterday. I think some
Me: Kylo Ren’s mom jeans, yay or nay?My mom: YayMe: Lightsabers are penis metaphors, yay or nay?Mom: YayMe: (°-°) …..
My Mom Took Me Overseas and Forced Me Into Being a Teen Bride
ms-demeanor:My mom was a fourth grade teacher, which meant that she did multi-subject education. And she used to do what she called the NFL Project. The NFL Project was when students were randomly assigned NFL teams. They had to write a letter to the
strawberry-taffy: having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden
MY MOM MADE PANCAKES FOR DINNER
justfujoshi: my mom is watching this tv show about a woman complaining because her husband wants to try anal sex and i’m here in the computer laughing so hard
jakemalik: thanks mom
partybarackisinthehousetonight: HELP, i won ANOTHER free ipad! i had to kick my son out of the house to fill his room with all the ipads. i’m running out of space to put them. why must i be the one to spot the difference 90% of people can’t? why
My mom and step-dad were at Walmart and saw a package of something called “Marvel Avengers Chibis” by the register. Knowing me well, they picked it up for me :) Holy crap you guys, these things are goddamn adorable. They’re 3 random
Here’s the cake I baked! I haven’t tasted it yet because I’m waiting for my mom to come home but it looks and smells good at least. I do think I screwed up the topping thing, I don’t think it’s supposed to look like that
Stopped by the Goodsprings General Store and Pioneer Saloon for pictures. The people there were really nice! Apparently its a really popular stop for ghost hunters and Fallout fans Also my mom and little sister are in one of the pictures because they
My grandma is visiting and she brought a giant pot of chili for some reason
the-absolute-funniest-posts: i-dont-know-i-dont-live-here: my mom does the same thing lol ^
ran a scan for malware on one of my mom’s computers because she’s been complaining about it being show… Found about 2000 items that were maleware… She’s also never defragmented this computer in the entire 1 or 2 years she
gukju: xiaomitao: kimjongin: just remember that the reason your born is because your parents are straight. my parents were both bisexual try again i was raised by rocks with googley eyes stuck on them
Okay so this may sound really weird but like all of my mom’s friends who have tried talking to me about my figurines always start by asking how much they’re worth and that really bugs me???? If I bring the topic up that’s fine but when
The roses I ordered for a belated Mother’s Day. The pink is for my mom, the red for my mother in law. They both are preserved with gold foil and I know it might be a little cheesy but I know our moms will love em
My mom and dad’s house is literally about to explode.They have a gas leak, and the fire department discovered that it all collected in the attic. They’re trying to figure out how to get it all out. My family got out but they could only find one of
90sdefect:My uncle has this blanket.
imlexyandiknowit: inkantlers: My lesbian aunt is moving to my hometown and I was telling my mom about how I’m gonna hangout with her and stuff and my mom looked upset and she was like “We need to have a talk.” and we sat down and she said “Your
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: i know that i’m beautiful because my mother would not have kept an ugly child she has standards
My mom is a mermaid and my dad is a centaur
I love talking to my mom about shit she doesn’t care about. Like the new Afi album. She just sits there and humors me. Shout outs to my mom, man. Bc if I was her I’d be like girl shut the fuck up.
impartialmeltdown: You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re
darkesthorizons: neptuneisforlovers: ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES! My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?
littlebooklings: p1013: devildoll: weteevee: parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES,
painwithoutinjury:i hate when people call me on the phone like this is for my mom only…. Okay but fr.
My parents just told me about this time when I was three that I went in their room when they were out and found my dad’s porn magazines under the bed. They came home and I was sitting on the floor surrounded by fifty something magazines all open
exhalist: When I ask my Asian parents why I can’t sleep over at a friend’s house:
hello friends let’s talk (or just send questions) until I get to watch face off with my mom
my mom goes on the bachelor style dates like before it was a visit to this guys family farm, nashville for a weekend, special seats at basketball games and right now in a plane bc shes dating a pilot
I took my mom's advice on doing a design on my nails and fucked up and now I'm PISSED.
My Mom is about to get out the shower and get ready for work and she gonna see me sitting in the same position from when she got in the shower she’s gonna whoop my butt :(
my mom just said I’m prone to yeast infections because I wear tight pants FUCKING TIGHT PANTS I’ve been wearing skirts and dresses and shorts and shit all fucking summer and all of a sudden itchy vagina is from tight pants???????? I asked
my mom is the chillest mofo out here and like no one can ever beat her like she’s truly the ultimate so while I was gone she happened upon an old movie called Stella Dallas and said it was about a mother-daughter relationship and so I downloaded
my mom is crying because my little brother is a rudeass disrespectful fucking brat
i showed my mom the madden meme and some of the hs ones then i was scrolling through my dash and saw someone got a hs bday cake and i said to my mom “awww, someone’s mom got them that, i want a hs bday cake” and she looked me in the
So because I’ve been binge watching Naruto and my Mom keeps seeing glimpses of it, she has now decided she wants to understand what’s going on and watch from the very start. My Mom has never watched anime before. I will be live blogging this
Since my Mom is new to the world of anime and we’re now on day 6 of her binge watching Naruto, she’s decided she wants to read fanfiction So I bring up a website for her Me; “You want Hetero, right?” My Mom; “Whose that
dead-nurse: MY NOT GF GF IS COMING NEXT WEEK AND IM TAKING HER TO MY MOMS WEDDING HOLY SHIT HOW DO I RELATIONSHIP WHAT DO GIRLS LIKE PLEASE HELP I HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO HOLD HANDS
My back feels like it got hit with a mack truck, why the frick did my mom make me go to practice
My dad just commissioned me lmao
Got my hair cut today and the DMV actually wants bad at all (apparently I’m really lucky with that lmao) and I got an awesome lunch heck yea today went well~
My parents aren’t home and its like 2:40 am and I’m not even the sightest bit sleepy but I know I should sleep but I’m still like ‘nahh what else can I don on the internet’
bitterbitchclubpresident: i love hearing what people *almost* got named. my mom almost named me Sheila.
Also recently got my other hand tattooed lol
So…my mom found one of my oldest drawings. I was maybe six and I loved knights and brutal murders. Still legit. Btw, I believe the shields in this drawing have been inspired by infantry unit in Age of Empires II
don’t mind me just testing out this keyboard that my mom is letting me borrow?? or have??? I dunno its quite ticky tho “ticky” as in it makes those tick tick sounds when you type i love those little noises ;u;
