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so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost
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gaimez: One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else
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“Hurry up and take the damn picture, old man! This thing is digging into my crack!”“Sorry, young lady. I’ll rub it and make it feel better,” replied Mr. Crude.Sabrina laughed and then said, “I’ll bet that’s
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specific-filth: “This looks like more than just harmless horsing around,” I complained as my wife cavorted in her underwear with her guy friend.“Aww, come on man, we just havin’ fun,” he said, gripping her boob in his filthy
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