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fleshscribe: leftoutwiththetrash: This is me; a disgusting fucking hairy fuckpig. The last man who saw me naked said I wasn’t good enough to wipe his shit on my tits. I want lots of men to see me because people should know what a dumb ugly cunt I
leftoutwiththetrash: This is me; a disgusting fucking hairy fuckpig. The last man who saw me naked said I wasn’t good enough to wipe his shit on my tits. I want lots of men to see me because people should know what a dumb ugly cunt I am. magnificent
Cath said: hope you like ?This could be my favourite one yet of Cath’s submissions - really natural and sexy looking - I love the way the sunlight is hitting her breasts and nipples.  Man do they look so heavy and horny - I wish I could get my hands
i gave my new man a handjob while watching videos from your site and when he came his dick fired 5 powerful shots half way across the room then cumming in smaller spurts for 15 seconds then he doubled over in pain. is this normal? he said it is.
thefemmeside: Take This Gender and Shove It: The day when the first man took a stand and said No More! I’m the woman now! Another blast from the past. One of my favorites!
getyerroxoffinto: Getyer Roxoff in TO said: My dick got instantly hard when I saw this pic. Man, au natural.
wet-n-ready said: My tittiesIt seems like forever that I received a submission and then this absolute beauty comes along! What a perfect pair of big natural tits and just look at those amazing erect nipples!! What man isn’t staring at these tits
crwdplsr90: Here’s the video you told me to send, sir. I did this for two hours, as you instructed. You can see from my face, its agony, and it’s left me feeling frustrated and desperately horny. I know I said I’d never suck a man off, but I’m
lgbtgivesmehope: Olympic diver Tom Daley has revealed he is in a relationship with a man. In a YouTube broadcast, the 19-year-old London 2012 bronze medallist said: “In spring this year my life changed massively when I met someone, and they make me
BBC Dispatches from Katy he started smacking it harder and said 'i asked you a question bitch, you want this old man's big black dick don't you' i just started oh god yes Alonzo, i need your huge black cock i reached up for him and he pushed my hands
madebymoko: SO. I saw this neon paper at the store and I said “IMA GONNA DRAW ON YOOOOO” So. A lil chibi moko thing coz I never seem to draw her much. AND BOOTS. oh man, I love my new boots. Coloured with cold gray copics and a white gel pen. Whoooooo
incestwhore: ultradirtydaddy: Ok people, I need YOUR help. My wife hasn’t given me any sexual attention for nearly 7 years now. Last night she found out I have this blog and said she bet no one would want to follow a sleazy old man like me. She even
to-her-darkness: chubby-bunnies: Hi, my name’s Erin. I’m 22 and this is a picture of me and the man I thought I was in love with. He left me to sleep with skinnier more attractive women because I disgusted him. All said in his own words. And you
mexicock: 0yster: So why is one considered ‘inappropriate’ and the other accepted? Stop sexualising my body. I wonder this too. Why is it a man’s breast and nipple are okay to show but a woman’s breast and nipple isn’t. No one ever said
graybeards: “It feels good, man,” Brad said in that voice so deep you could feel the bass in your bones. Looking out across the rest of the bay, over my brother-in-law’s shoulder, I agreed, “Yeah, this water feels perfect.” The playful
submissivefeminist: If you think this isn’t the damn truth you should know that a few years back, my campus newspaper ran an article that said fat women should be grateful for rape because it’s the only way they’ll ever feel worthy of a man’s
gaimez: One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else
blairmas: puyopuyo: puyopuyo: i hate ridley but i love how he looks standing up straight it’s the funniest thing i ever seen in my LIFE WHO IS THIS MAN mom said it’s my turn to play the xbox
fatbestfriend: fatbestfriend: My girlfriend was laughing really hard and I asked her why and she said it was because my back looks like a sad old man This still makes me laugh every time I see it.
dexitorse:peridot-the-kitten:tchaikovskaya: kleeklutch: “he said ‘you’ll never find another man like me’ and i told him thats the whole point of me leaving him” damn okay !!!!!!!! Oh my goodness…. I love this so much PRAISEEEE
ptsilenthill:today this older man came in to get information and then he asked to see the full text on my shirt because he “loved fishing” and when I did he just went silent and said “that’s a new one”
johanvandemerwe: gunrunnerhell: “When a young man, I read somewhere the following: God the Almighty said, ‘All that is too complex is unnecessary, and it is simple that is needed’ … So this has been my lifetime motto – I have been creating
notcuddles: queenoftheimpala: When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. I think my dinner is possessed. YOU COOKED A MAN’S SOUL. YOU DID THE DEVIL’S WORK, I TELL YOU.
gunrunnerhell: “When a young man, I read somewhere the following: God the Almighty said, ‘All that is too complex is unnecessary, and it is simple that is needed’ … So this has been my lifetime motto – I have been creating weapons to defend
neoxkitty: lol my friend took a pic of me from skype and he said every time I am on tumblr i look like this >.> i got a tumblr face XD Man i look horrid today…
doreenchartreuse: “GASP! Toriel, do you need a NEW MAN? I can hook you up with my Grunkle Stan!” “Oh dear, I may have said too much…” i love this crossover… if only for potential interactions like these. :’D
datcatwhatcameback: the-man-who-sold-za-warudo: filthyshitpostingfujoshi: filthyshitpostingfujoshi: joner: waluigf: joner: Name one person who jacks off more than me this guy I said a PERSON, not a legend THE GOD RETURNS TO MY DASH ooh I
sunfortune: whoismitski: spiderman’s uncle said “with great power comes great responsibility” to mean “use your power as a white man to reform this racist patriarchy we’re in” but tobey maguire responded “you’re not my dad! I’m going
october73: Hubby took me 2 a hotel last night for a surprise, he got me this new dress and told me 2 leave my knickers off, then a knock at the door and he said open it, when i opened it i saw a 6ft 3 muscular black man who my hubby works with, i knew
makingafag: thecockydad: Right after I said I do, I had to do my boy. Who wants to help? This happens when a faggot tries to act straight and merry the sister of a Real Man… Sure, go ahead and act all you want, but you’ll be a sex slave to her male
tenseii: tenseii: I forgot my nan has an alexa so when my uncle was complaining and i said “alexa this is so sad play despacito” guess what fucking happened man everytime you guys see alexa and despacito yall just smash that reblog button huh
cheesewhizexpress: coldtofire: This is a very old picture of my dad and myself. He taught me damn near everything I needed to know. Not only about how to be a good man but how to be a good person. One of the best things he ever said to me, in my wild
littlefuckingtwat: Some sirs said I needed to get my disgusting cunt shaved if I ever wanted to even be pissed on by a man without him puking at the sight of my cunt…..so I did😊 Hope this is better 💕
yourpersonalcheerleader: titytwochainz: My 9 year old brother had his hood on when we were walking to the store. He looked at me and said “You think I’d get shot for looking like this?” That shit made my heart stop, man. I was speechless. :(
darkmoonperfume: just-call-me-vendetta: younggiftedblaq: “Save the Best for Last“ Episode When Dwayne said baby please "Die…just DIE!!” MAN listen EVERY TIME THIS COME ACROSS MY DASH OR ON MY TV IT GIVES ME THE SAME FEELS
ifoundthecure: nooneslife: mad-man-with-a-scarf: shavingryansprivates: this is my favorite video of all time bar none I cannot stop laughing. I’m cry ‘She said, “I don’t even wanna look at that bitch”’ I will never not reblog this
theonlygayinoulu: postnuclearwar: travalicious: i showed this to my grandma and she slapped her knee and said “that’s funny” Still loving this man whom I know nothing about,
andrewsadrian: i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”
idontgetwavesofmissingyouanymore: branstarks: I told you. All the men in my life die.I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot. This was one of my favourite relationships on the show
fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan:wayfaringmd:dynamite5ftjewishbitch:Fun, someone said the words “prior authorizations” around me and now I’m pissed off at 730am on my day off. I go off on this rant all the time. ALL THE TIME. Oof. This man gets
myeroticbunny: My husband held me in his arms and whispered into my ear to let it happen. He said he knew I wanted it and he was right, I had wanted this for a long time. His friend Tom is a very sexy man. Still, it felt strange when Tom moved up between
Today, my coworker was like aw man I gotta take my parents to the airport… So, I asked where they were going.. This bitch dead ass said “Africa.” I was like OH THE WHOLE CONTINENT?!?! They’re going everywhere in Africa?
motherfuckingnazgul: feitclub: thebicker: okcreepsters: This came from a 32 year old man. Literally all she said was “no.” I’ve come to understand why, during my internet dating years, so many women responded to my inquiries (I promise I wasn’t
feitclub: thebicker: okcreepsters: This came from a 32 year old man. Literally all she said was “no.” I’ve come to understand why, during my internet dating years, so many women responded to my inquiries (I promise I wasn’t creepy) by not
lexbbc22: letmepostyouramateursex: Submission: Im speechless! My girl says she can top this… So now im waiting haha….. This is one bad woman right here! Enough said! Oh man !
joshstumblesagain: Not sure if I liked it. I’ve only every sucked my daddy’s cock. I love his. This is the first time I’ve sucked one of his friends. My dad laughed and said each man’s cock looks and tastes different and that I would learn to
“Wow! I’m really liking this warm weather, old man! And I’ll bet you like it, too,” said Sabrina. “I do like it. You know how I like to feel the sun on my skin,” replied Mr. Crude. “Yeah, and I know how you like to see the sun on my skin
thatsthat24: breaktotheotherside: clarknokent: 4gifs: Dad reflexes. [video] Bruh this man was sleep and sensed that his child was in danger I showed this gif to my mother and she said: “yeah, but when you have small kids you have to sleep with
homeworldadventures: HEY Cartoon Network!!!! where’s my Steven Universe 19th century spin-off series??? get to it!!! “man! I gotta stop drawing Pearl in such sexy poses!” <- said NO ONE EVER!!! I MIGHT color this later….. one day…….. might……this
onlyshecums: What are you doing?You said you wanted our first time to be while you gazed deep into my eyes.But I meant my first time with you, not this.Silly man. Coming is for girls.
titytwochainz: My 9 year old brother had his hood on when we were walking to the store. He looked at me and said “You think I’d get shot for looking like this?” That shit made my heart stop, man. I was speechless.
otter-kat said: ms paint and nanofate this brings me way waaaay back man oH GEEZ;;;; bro you’ve seen me at my wORStt,, //laugHS but YEA what a coincidence that i decided to draw them in ms paint this time sgFGDH