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I was talking to a girl this week and told her this is one of my least favourite angles when viewing porn. She told me she absolutely loves it because you get to see a man’s dick and balls in all of their glory. Said it’s really great to see the expanding
cuntagions: chaoticteens: milddaisy: serenit-a: coastalcafe: purpleorchidcouture: now i have a little man on my blog :) someone once said that whatever music you’re listening to, this little guy will dance to it on the beat ;) love this omg
You sure my balls aren’t showing? No man… just you ass. Okay… then take the picture let’s get this over with. Thanks again… This is really going to help my in my class. Dude… I said I would do it… I guess
deserttoy4dad: hellooodaddy: Dan Fisk breeding another sweet boicunt. Getyer Roxoff in TO said: OMFG! I want my daddy to treat me like this! This is how a real man, a real father treats his boy.
karin-tokito: You see this shit right here? This happened earlier, when I ONLY WORE A SHIRT THAT SAID “I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND”. I was grabbing milk and stuff for my mom while she got gas, and everyone glared at me. One man got out of his way to catch
awesomeboundbabes: Do you know who I am?? he said. I shook my head, bound and gagged. I had absolutely no idea who this man could be, and I certainly didn’t know this voice. I am your master,? he went on calmly. And you are my pet. That’s the only
Yesterday my friends showed up at my house and said they had a surprise for me. This was my surprise. I’m sitting in the middle of an abandoned treehouse. A man named James Walker built this house for his grandchildren. You can tell it’s
bloodyqueefs: Yesterday my friends showed up at my house and said they had a surprise for me. This was my surprise. I’m sitting in the middle of an abandoned treehouse. A man named James Walker built this house for his grandchildren. You can tell
sanajarrar:sanajarrar:Her father said: “It was execution style, a bullet in every head. This was not a dispute over a parking space; this was a hate crime. This man had picked on my daughter and her husband a couple of times before, and he talked with
fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan:wayfaringmd:dynamite5ftjewishbitch:Fun, someone said the words “prior authorizations” around me and now I’m pissed off at 730am on my day off. I go off on this rant all the time. ALL THE TIME. Oof. This man gets
anarchistmemecollective:anarchistmemecollective:recoiloperated:greater-than-the-sword:One time when I worked at the Dollar Tree a man came in with a little boy and he said to me, “This is my adopted son. He’s autistic.” He told me this story. “When
haurukoh: This is how my Saudi bitch will do. He said when in the eyes of public he is a man but when he is with me he wants me to eat his man pussy and makes him my fuckmeat. I would gladly eat his man pussy and suck his balls but then I would require
mynamebackwardsisthesame: This is myself and one of my best mates Becky from Isle of Man home I personally don’t like this one of me but she said it’s her favourite one Only putting it up cause she had her wisdom teeth removed yesterday and I miss
It began with a piano
sordidmarigolds:sanajarrar:sanajarrar:Her father said: “It was execution style, a bullet in every head. This was not a dispute over a parking space; this was a hate crime. This man had picked on my daughter and her husband a couple of times before,
andrewsadrian: i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”
homeworldadventures: HEY Cartoon Network!!!! where’s my Steven Universe 19th century spin-off series??? get to it!!! “man! I gotta stop drawing Pearl in such sexy poses!” <- said NO ONE EVER!!! I MIGHT color this later….. one day…….. might……this
tigerfan371: My son tied me up like this. Omg how did I allow this? I didn’t know he looks at me this way. He said he’s making me his. He’s actually going to fuck me! Well he has become a great man. That bulge in his shorts tells the story. I know
thatsthat24: breaktotheotherside: clarknokent: 4gifs: Dad reflexes. [video] Bruh this man was sleep and sensed that his child was in danger I showed this gif to my mother and she said: “yeah, but when you have small kids you have to sleep with
nerdsandgamersftw: thatsthat24: breaktotheotherside: clarknokent: 4gifs: Dad reflexes. [video] Bruh this man was sleep and sensed that his child was in danger I showed this gif to my mother and she said: “yeah, but when you have small kids you
joltick: andrewsadrian: i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”
humansofnewyork: This woman was sitting across from me last night on the subway, working intently on a crossword puzzle. The man next to her leaned in, and said: “Can I help you?” “Not if you want to be my friend,” she said. “One time I spent
fckme2dad: Yeah……right….. no shit I’m serious Dude…. My little brother said he’d suck your cock and he’ll do it right now! And get this man….. HE ALSO SAID i COULD FUCK HIS ASSHOLE WHILE HE WAS SUCKING YOU OFF!!!! …………. so get
coffeelesbian:so for 2017 one of my fb friends apparently lost his gotdamn mind and decided to set his profile pic to a stock photo of a middle-aged man and then assume the role of said middle-aged man in his posts. this is all he has done for the past
athomewithclones: this-is-mysuperwholockd-design: flashakaviolet: serenakenobi: Best cosplay ever. Ever. Give this man a movie. *throws movies at him* oh my JESUS remember when they said they’d never make any batman movies without the joker
coolscar: the other day we were in the car and this ad came on the radio saying “if youre a man who wants to GET IT ON, then this ad is for you” and my mom turned the volume up and said “be quiet this is for me”
ibreatheyouinlikesmoke: This man saved my life. I’ve said it before, I’ve said it so many times, and just because he made a mistake, that no one even knows the full story about, I am not going to change my mind. How does one mistake overpower the
bootybandwagon: My bootybandwagon fans say I haven’t been posting much , my bad y'all but I ran into this pic today on Instagram and said man I need her name or videos!! This white chick is on point!!
“Wow! Do you believe this weather, old man?” asked Sabrina.“Sabrina! You shouldn’t call him an old man!” remarked Kendra.“It’s okay. It’s a term of endearment. He calls me ‘young lady’ and it always gets my juices flowing,” said
“You look like you’re worried about something, Sabrina,” said Mr. Crude.“I am, old man. I’m worried that this dress is going to allow my boobs to fall out!”“If they do, I’ll catch them,” he said with a chuckle.“Well, that makes me
“You’re really taking this ‘Star Trek’ festival seriously, I see,” said Mr. Crude.“Yes, and I have my phaser set to constant erection, old man,” Sabrina said with a wink.“I hope that zipper on your uniform works well, young lady!” he
“This may look cute, but it’s not practical for swimming. I’m taking it off!”“Be my guest, young lady!” said Mr. Crude.“Yeah, I didn’t think you’d mind, old man,” Sabrina said with a laugh.
lokiloo: So today this family came into the restaurant and I while I was serving them, their son saw my Iron Man and Captain America charms and said ‘Avengers! I love the Avengers!’ I smiled and asked who his favorite was, and he said “Iron Man!’
sanajarrar: sanajarrar:Her father said: “It was execution style, a bullet in every head. This was not a dispute over a parking space; this was a hate crime. This man had picked on my daughter and her husband a couple of times before, and he talked