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gaimez: One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else
leonhart: IAMX & Imogen Heap - My Secret Friend Love this song and Imogen Heap looks wonderful as a man, same can’t be said for Chris Corner as a woman, but oh well, I love him anyway :) Awesome song and I just love Imogen Heap’s voice!
freakygorgeous: usernamedrew: fvlani: okayysophia: samuraipapi: h0odrich: I wish I never saw this Fiona lowkey bad why y'all gotta ruin everything?? Nigga said Fiona. 😂 THATS MURIEL BAGGE, MAN ^my thoughts exactly. Lmao
thebabynudist: Every morning I wake up with a smile on my face. I get to look in the mirror and see this beautiful masterpiece that God has made. He said that he made man in his image. So I know he has to be the most beautiful being ever. I’m beautiful.
a-family-man: is that thing you said earlier true? do you really think i’m “sexy”? because to be honest, and i know this is fucked with you being my little brother and all, but i think you’re really sexy, too. sometimes i lie awake at night,
the-man-who-sold-za-warudo: filthyshitpostingfujoshi: filthyshitpostingfujoshi: joner: waluigf: joner: Name one person who jacks off more than me this guy I said a PERSON, not a legend THE GOD RETURNS TO MY DASH ooh I almost forgotFun Facts
speedfreak01: mama said knock you out (if you enjoy the work i do it would be great if you could commission me or buy me a coffee to help me get to tfnation 2017!) Don’t get my hopes up like this, man…
“A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing”. Oscar Wilde said that. And I’m reminded of it right at this moment for feeling petrified at the thought of spending ุ on a flower arrangement for my
artbaesel: I would be lying if I said I don’t want to kill this man with my bare hands.
pilotnextdoor: naijapoet: thefallen-king: corbinnobleu: “Where my hug at?” Then grab they dick in the process of said hug 😂man smh Wow 😂😂😭 Yo this shit catches me off guard😂
cosmic-noir: tyygrrlilies: squidguts: generally-unimpressed: Today I was out walking my dog in East Grand Rapids and this man pulled up and started taking pictures of me. I told him to delete every picture he took of me and he refused and said it
sourcedumal: tyygrrlilies: squidguts: generally-unimpressed: Today I was out walking my dog in East Grand Rapids and this man pulled up and started taking pictures of me. I told him to delete every picture he took of me and he refused and said it
swedishcervixpoker: I arrived my hotel after a long day. You checked me in, and we flirted a bit. Eventually I asked if a man could get some companionship for the night. You said that this wasn’t that kind of hotel. “Of course,” I replied, “but
chastityknight: Received this from my wife the first night I was away for a week long business trip. Her text said “How does it feel to know that another man has cum in your wife while I have your cock locked away in a cage?“
tall-but-tiny: “If you had a real man’s cock, instead of a little clit, you could be fucking these tits right now.” That’s what my smokin’ Hot Wife said as she made me take this photo during our latest SPH session. What exquisite torture!
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degradationgirlkz: the strange man that I hit on in the bar last night fucked so hard and rough that I begged him to use me again some time.he said I had to prove my obedience and took me to this meadow like spot in the woods and let me out in a bra
naamahdarling: lokiloo: So today this family came into the restaurant and I while I was serving them, their son saw my Iron Man and Captain America charms and said ‘Avengers! I love the Avengers!’ I smiled and asked who his favorite was, and he
when-in-doubt-sing: manintolerant: I think a very revealing moment on Queer Eye was when Tan said to the man they were making over: “I look good for my husband, what are you doing to keep her?” And it like. Absolutely astounded, dumbfounded this
Last one, I swear. I wore this shirt when I went grocery shopping at the commissary and my cashier was an older man, and instead of saying goodbye, he said,“Winter is coming”. It was quite awesome lol.
coolblogremy: BECKY CROCKER ⮡ instagram MY SISTER BECKY SENT ME THIS VIDEO. SHE SAID, IT’S ABOUT THAT TIME I GOT THE RPS TREATMENT AND BTW I LOVE YOU. MAN, I EXPLODED, I COULDN’T ANY LONGER BECAUSE BECKY IS A THICK HOT DIRTY MEATY
browngirlblues: I told one of my female coworkers about the dude in the office. Let’s call him Steve. And she said “you’re lucky he didn’t slip you any drugs” Rape culture is so pervasive that I was “lucky” that this mans predatory nature
submissivefeminist: If you think this isn’t the damn truth you should know that a few years back, my campus newspaper ran an article that said fat women should be grateful for rape because it’s the only way they’ll ever feel worthy of a man’s
gaimez:One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost
ptsilenthill:today this older man came in to get information and then he asked to see the full text on my shirt because he “loved fishing” and when I did he just went silent and said “that’s a new one”
artbaesel:I would be lying if I said I don’t want to kill this man with my bare hands.
lucysteelyourgirl: “GASP! Toriel, do you need a NEW MAN? I can hook you up with my Grunkle Stan!”“Oh dear, I may have said too much…”i love this crossover… if only for potential interactions like these. :’D
tyygrrlilies: squidguts: generally-unimpressed: Today I was out walking my dog in East Grand Rapids and this man pulled up and started taking pictures of me. I told him to delete every picture he took of me and he refused and said it was “public
afishbiscuit: Oh, man. I just finished “The Reichenbach Fall.” About 45 minutes in, my boyfriend paused the show, looked at me with a sad face, and said, “I don’t want to see anymore!” This is why we are together. P.S.- John utterly broke
submissivefeminist:If you think this isn’t the damn truth you should know that a few years back, my campus newspaper ran an article that said fat women should be grateful for rape because it’s the only way they’ll ever feel worthy of a man’s attention.I
madeintheimage0fgod: farfrompaid: This dude at my job was saying his sisters baby daddy said he didn’t have any money and so he robbed him and gave the money to his sister. Real brotherly love man
withmyheartwideopen: perkybear: delightfully-deadly: My cock is in there some where. This is a very sexy photo, I love man-tummy, coupled with the open button and belt unbuckled…..wow. xxx What she said.
feederfish: keyholetomysoul: jomethazine: Man, I just said the other day tumblr need this. My favorite part. yesss!
statuswhoa: moosefeels: audible-smiles: every star wars alien is so good and then there’s this yo man you talkin’ smack about max rebo you back off my blue elephant son i always said he looks like elefun the elephant
