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fratarmyjock: My parents divorced when I was fourteen. Mom got me and Dad got my little brother Trent- I hadn’t seen either of them since. After I finished college I went up to my Dad’s house and was more than a little surprised at what I saw. Dad
slukadthe3rd: mtnrebel: If my grades drop Dad complains. If I try to study Dad and my brothers cock stuff me. Then my Dad complains. Then I try to study and get cock stuffed again. Sometimes you just can’t win. Papa gibt dir Nachhilfe
humans-of-seoul: “Actually I haven’t had a deep discussion with my dad about how I should live my life, although my dad looked a little bit worried about me. So one evening, I decided to talk to with my dad and told him I really want to have an honest
Donnie Dean is such a fucking hot young daddy. I’d pump him full of my jizz any day of the week.
dilf-fan: I LOVE SUNDAY AFTERNOON GET-TOGETHERS WITH MY BUDDIES. Holy shit, this looks like a good time.
gaycartoonnetwork: Dad told me that there would be serious consequences if I failed my math test again. The day I brought in my report card, he took me in my room, bolted the door and asked me take my pants off. I thought he was going to beat me with
patrickmckurdy: anusking: my dad just burst into my room with this fucking huge ass icicle saying it’s time to duel Your dad is the most dad looking dad ever
sleazy-dirty-dads-rape-sons: My dad’s heavy breathing The cold kitchen bench The knife he keeps near the sink - to show me he’s in charge The way he pulls my hair How he fucks me like a piece of meat And the feeling of my own dad’s huge raw cock
the-porn-stories: My dad’s employer comes by our house whenever Dad messes up at work so that I can remind him why my Dad shouldn’t get fired. Though I’m starting to doubt that Dad really screws up twice a week, I’m not willing to risk getting
why-is-a-mouse-when-it-spins: Okay, so I just finished watching Doctor Who with my dad (our Saturday tradition). I paused during this scene And my dad is all like, “Woah, what’s that!?” Turns out it’s Aurek-Besh from Star Wars. So my dad, being
headless-heartless: Can’t wait for my family to bother me about not shaving and being vegan! I’ve had both my mom and dad tell me to shave today. I told my dad he should shave. I told my mom she should tell me dad to shave.
castielsteenwolf: castielsteenwolf: A COP JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AND TOLD US WE NEEDED TO EVACUATE AND MY DAD WAS LIKE NO SO THE COP WAS JUST LIKE WHATEVER AND WALKED BACK TO HIS POLICE CAR AND AS WE WAS WALKING AWAY MY DAD WHISPERED “YOLO” DAD
fma09: shock: list of bastards 1. my dad 2. god 3. my dad 4. my dad
frnkieroismydaddy: the-mighty-birdy: renniequeer: renniequeer: renniequeer: Anyone want to hear another wholesome story about my dad? Okay so. My dad is actually my step-dad. He and my mom got together when I was eight, and got married a few years
blacklongfellow: For my birthday, Dad bought me a new pair of sneakers. Being a stupid sissy, I got them messed up in just one day goofing around with my homies. I didn’t think my Dad would notice, but he did and was trippin’. Dad threw me in
blacklongfellow: My Dad had to go down south to take care of my of Granddad. I asked if I could go, but Dad was like I need to stay home and focus on school. I can’t believe Dad will be gone for two or more weeks. I’m horny AF and Dad is not here
foxylester:aryastakres:quixoticideals:I TOLD MY DAD TO CHILL AND HE SAID “I AM CHILL” AND I SAID “I THOUGHT U WERE DAD” I DAD JOKED MY DAD I AM THE REVOLUTIONhello revolution im dada bitter defeat
th-orns: perrynoplatypus: central-wasp-monolith: I love seeing dads portrayed as literally anything else other than a useless dumbass like on commercials. Dads are fucking awesome, get with it america. my dad is still a superhero to me my dad’s
jxhn-murphy:Ok so a few years ago my brother got married on April fools day, and he called my dad and he was all “dad guess what I got married” and my dad was like “haha funny happy April fools day” except my brother had actually gotten married.
cop-puncher-666: cyphella: s/o to the kids who got uglier when puberty hit I feel yall 100% s/o to me I’m ripped as hell and my dick is huge and i fuck sex women all day in my nice car and my dad can’t make me eat dirt fuck you dad fuck you dad
meulinkurloz: meulinkurloz: my mom told my dad “stop youre spilling pringle crumbs on the floor” and my dad looked her dead in the eye and emptied the can of pringles on the floor and i think my dads becoming a rebellious teenager
quixoticideals: I TOLD MY DAD TO CHILL AND HE SAID “I AM CHILL” AND I SAID “I THOUGHT U WERE DAD” I DAD JOKED MY DAD I AM THE REVOLUTION
tokingwitharafat: a story from my dad the lawyer when my dad was in his mid 20s and just starting out as a lawyer he had a client who was accused of being a pimp…the client asked him what he should wear to court and my dad says “just normal business
oldernfaraway: my dad: what are you doing me: watching supernatural my dad: that guy with that deep, fake manly voice is so annoying me: Dean? my dad: yeah that one ** in a deep fake manly voice**“sammy, sammy” i can’t deal with
mtnrebel: If my grades drop Dad complains. If I try to study Dad and my brothers cock stuff me. Then my Dad complains. Then I try to study and get cock stuffed again.Sometimes you just can’t win.
laugh-addict: my mom told my dad “stop youre spilling pringle crumbs on the floor” and my dad looked her dead in the eye and emptied the can of pringles on the floor and i think my dads becoming a rebellious teenager
peetasboxers: peetasboxers: A COP JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AND TOLD US WE NEEDED TO EVACUATE AND MY DAD WAS LIKE NO SO THE COP WAS JUST LIKE WHATEVER AND WALKED BACK TO HIS POLICE CAR AND AS WE WAS WALKING AWAY MY DAD WHISPERED “YOLO” DAD I DONT THINK
theyellowbrickroad: My mom and dad are divorced and my mom just drove to my dads house, asked to come inside, ate one of my dads oreos and left
mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet: My dad: So i want to see Star Trek My dad: but Cabbagepatch is in it My dad: So i’m conflicted whether to go by myself or go with you and get hit in the arm everytime he breathes
saraincest: My dad watched me being raped A short story. This pics are from that day. It was my idea. My dad wanted to watch me with other man and I wanted to be raped but I was scared about that, so I thought if my dad was there he could take care
jxhn-murphy: Ok so a few years ago my brother got married on April fools day, and he called my dad and he was all “dad guess what I got married” and my dad was like “haha funny happy April fools day” except my brother had actually gotten married.
chroniclesofabrownnoser: chroniclesofabrownnoser: My dad’s best friend surprised me today. He said my Dad had called him to come over and look at my truck. He walked in and caught me about to do a line of cocaine. We both knew how upset my Dad would
loverofincest: When My Dad and I went a road trip to choose a college to go to, I noticed my dad was really nervous and a bit frustrated. So I did what any daughter would do, offer my help if he needed it. At first my Dad was shocked at the idea and
unclefather:why does my dad have to give me away at my wedding? my dad doesn’t own me. that’s funny because one time when i was 13 my dad wouldn’t take me to get italian ice so i hit him in the back of the head with my flip flop and he took me.
holyharam: saltyseababies: when my parents lived in israel, my dad worked in this restaurant with a palestinian man who did not speak hebrew very well. my dad taught him how to say things like “butts” in russian, and he taught my dad how to say
anniephantom: my dad borrowed my video camera so that he could film some instructional videos for his classes and i just checked the memory card and there are all these pictures of him where he tried to record but took a picture instead dad DAD DAD
meladoodle:godlykesha:meladoodle:one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’is this the same dad that once called you dadno, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home
