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brothersisterfathermother: Looking back on it, the way my dad managed to prevent me from sleeping around at school was ingenious. He knew that his cock was far bigger than any of the boys’ at school, so by fucking me, he ensured that none of them could
lesless: My dad works on a huge property for a man with a rescued baby deer who just lost his spots & really likes scratches.
carpentrix:My dad carves birds, wooden decoys, ducks and shorebirds. They stand on dowel legs on driftwood bases and their glass eyes look real. The birds he makes are beautiful.
GL: sherlock are you at a crime scene without authorization SH: There are yarders present, it’s perfectly fine. GL: those arent yarders theyre just wearing my dads police shit GL: tell them i want that all back btw SH: You can’t personally
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My dad
The master at work. And yes, he wears his FCI jacket every time he cooks for a large group of people. Even my family.
justinermergerd: Lol my dad saw this guy
Are you my Zim?
I’ve dedicated my life in the pursuit of this one question.
fluffyomorashi: *in the middle of holding my dad calls and tells me I have to meet one of the neighbors outside to get something for our house*…… Me currently talking to the neighbor trying not to squirm but also trying to back out of the conversation:
gaysleepy:i’m laughing sooo hard @ my dad’s denial of how fat our dog is lmao
peoplearefunnyconsulting: “Normal kids in their teens want to go and date girls and do mischievous things … but I stayed in my bedroom in search of something.” — Grandmaster Flash
oh yea i bought a pony on saturday well my dad did, he usually gets me 2 packs of pokemon cards but since ive had really bad luck with them the past month i exchanged one pack with a pony honestly? i think some of the pony plushes are really cute so i
spaceeyes: back in the old days where dvds were rented from businesses trying to cash in on blockbuster’s success, my dad used to burn the dvds so we’d have our own copy but he’d always have the weirdest label ideas. we would have candid photos
oh-hannahdear: My dad sent me this and idk why it’s so great but it is. Hilary Clinton pant-suit rainbow.
teaboot:gildedproblems:teaboot:imeverywoman420:Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love youHaters (my dad) can’t stand to see a bad bitch (me, nine years old) winning (“drawing
natural–blues: sirsmalldog: yayfeminism: [Thread] this kind of makes me want to cry because I was just with my dad in the hospital two days ago, and he put off going to the hospital for weeks…. because we can’t afford it. we thought (as did
summervibesanddreams: AS IF WE NEEDED A LIST haha 21. Kids back in school, they ain’t running around my house making messes and being noisy all day lmao
kanyewesticle: MY ART TEACHER TOLD OUR CLASS THAT HIS SON ASKED HIM FOR YU-GI-OH CARDS AND HE WAS LIKE SURE AND GOT A PICTURE OF THEM UP ONLINE AND DREW THEM AND PAINTED THEM AND CUT THEM OUT FOR HIM WTF I LAUGH AND GET ANGRY EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT
anglete: killkisho: i have the biggest crush on this nigga, oh my god. he so fine. 😭 What his IG? Idk his Instagram but his Twitter is urhotdad…
constructedparadox: dlie: dlie: maribopuppy: killthewhispernotthedream: ryouseiteki: I AM THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND I’m just reblogging this because my dad didn’t believe it existed. IT HAS RETURNED Well I spent way too much
The past three days all my dad has been doing is feeding me wine
Im not sure when it happened…but I guess I HAVE turned into the “cute preppy redhead”. Back in high school and even the beginning of college I was more along the lines of…punky and edgy. I guess my dad working for Vera Bradley
Writing out different snacks and lunches I can take with me to study for my CPA. Will be spending many hours in the library down the street starting tomorrow. Any suggestions are awesome! Bringing healthy things that I can munch on, and lunches will be
edens-blog: heartbeatofatimelord: physcoaustin: tardisol: IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS No. Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher
breakingdads: gaysleepy: i’m laughing sooo hard @ my dad’s denial of how fat our dog is lmao lil flabs
dangerouspoetry: dangerouspoetry: my dad just came in and tossed this at me saying it “came with the paper” I’m nearly a 20 year old man update: I gave in her name is stephanie
uhmeliamay: shoutout to my pets for knowing when i’m sad and upset and giving me unconditional love and attention
eoile: residenthottie: Oh my god how controlling do u have to be this is disgusting im so fucking uncomfortable
mscomrade: So I was telling my dad about neko atsume and he just scoffed and said “you don’t need a damn video game for that” and went out to our backyard and put apples and pears all around our yard and now we’re just watching the squirrels
erwinsmitn: erwinsmitn: my dad works for the white house and he just told me that apparently the government banned kissanime on the white house wifi cause officials were watching it like, a noticeable amount wait, I just mentioned this to him again
prime-art: My dad asked me if Mei gets ripped when nano boosted, so I took it literally…
d1rtypaws: 5 Times The Animatronic Fox On Splash Mountain Addressed Me By Name And Told Me He Was Going To Marry My Dad
juliawiinchester:I’ve decided I’m only going to answer my dads texts with pictures of Ben Wyatt
glumshoe: When my dad was a teenager, he accidentally started working for a restaurant that was a front for the local mafia. He flipped burgers for a semester and then, when he wanted to leave, one of the members pulled a gun on him and said he couldn’t.
YOU GUYS MY DAD IS GETTING HIS LAPTOP FIXED AND IM GOING THROUGH THE PHOTOBOOTH PICTURES ON THIS LAPTOP AND THIS LITTLE GIRL HAS ME LAUGHING SO HARD IT LOOKS LIKE THERES POOP IN HER MOUTH
its my day off, dude.
lostcave:how coming out went for me. also just so you know, i never threatened suicide, i don’t know where she got that from. luckily i went in knowing that this would be the outcome, and really, i’m okay. my dad is the most supportive human being
eremazing: me: -at my grandmas house, sees an article about a transwoman-me: oh!! thats so nice im so happy for herentire family: that is a MAN!!me:
coleito: My dad was being a dick so I went outside and took pictures.
ITS MY BIRTHDAY OFFICIALLY!!!!!
things are better and cheery and im kinda in the christmas-y spirit :)) tomorrow I am going to bake cookies and watch elf and home alone (one and two) and then go to my dads house for his christmas thennn wrap presents all night like a good lil elf THENNN
once I went to a lights and owl city concert (2009 lol) and it was one with a big crowd standing infront of the stage and I hated it. this girl who I didn’t know was crying on my shoulder and I’m so short I could only see people’s backs
imaginethebutts: “what did you do over summer?” “disappoint my parents"
Today my dad and I went out for dessert and the waitress thought I was like 12 and before we could correct her she gave me a free sundae because it was kid’s day, sometimes it’s not so bad looking like a baby
So i’m really excited because this Saturday morning’s Pokemon episode on cartoon network is the one with Sylveon’s debut in it (i’ve already seen it in japanese but hey you know) and my dad is recording it on the DVR for me LOL
so im still doing really bad health wise and its starting to get scary, im still bleeding a lot but my dad is just yelling at my mom and refusing to take me to the doctor or hospital or anything plus we’re broke lays down here
i probably wouldn’t miss my dad if he were gone tbh
so my dad hasn’t been doing so well lately and even though he can be a real ass sometimes i still feel bad, first he was having stomach issues and now he has a persistent cough and it sounds so bad like he’s wheezing except he’s like way too stubborn
man i can’t imagine what kids with homophobic parents/family go through, just living enduring that shit everydaywhenever my parents just make a single passing homophobic remark on ocassion i just get sick to my stomach and snap at them bleh
So you know how I reblogged that post where the person painted their Room based off of SU backgrounds? Well I asked my dad If we could do that to my room and he was like ‘Sure! But..why don’t I just make a wall decal for it?’ I just realized that
She’s so comfy on my dad aww
sleetgeekartist replied to your post: how do I stop my dad from walking in on me while… Was the door closed? yes and I always have headphones on so I never hear him! he sneaks in so quietly I swear!!
OH HEY THERE’S ALL OF THEM If you wanna preorder any, you can do so here. The site probably won’t be updated till later tonight because I gotta get my dad to do it, and, he’s not home right now. Anyway HOORAY HORSES
the lengths some people will go to to make pokemon go seem like such a terrible thing is hilariousi asked my mother yesterday if she wanted to take a short walk down the street with me so i could check out some pokemons to catch (also bc my dad wants
bevsi replied to your post “pastelillos? amazing” omg my dad makes those theyre amazin YES ♥v♥
xactoe: i was trying to send a picture to my friends but i accidentally sent it to my family group message instead and it was the worst possible one…
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