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My mom is a mermaid and my dad is a centaur
My Dad had come to stay for the week. After an uneventful weekend, we fell back into old habits on Monday morning after my husband left for work. We only ever made out, so it was no big deal, but then Daddy whispered in my ear that he knew about me and
My dad was so mad at me for getting a tramp stamp that every time he saw it he would strip my lower half and bend me over his lap for a spanking. What he didn’t realize at first was that I was more than a little submissive and his spankings inevitab
My dad me and my grandpa
My step mom caught me spying on her getting dressed, now everytime my dad is late for work she comes to my room in satin panties, and proceeds to tease me until im rock hard. Once she is satisfied that im turned on and her pussy is dripping wet, she peels
My dad comes into my room and starts fucking shit up.
My dad recently died and this was the last thing he ever said to me. I found a card that had his handwriting and decided that this was something I wanted to look at for the rest of my life. Oh and for the record, I love you too Daddy. Done by Teddy at
My dad’s animals from when he was a boy. They made me remember my toy farm that i had when i was smaller (i aspired to be a tomboy). The right Pig fainted.
My Daddys Boss has a great cock and as long as I keep on pleasing it my Dad will keep getting a big bowness
My dad really loves my mom and seeing that even after like 26 years makes me very happy.
演员都好帅好美 嘤嘤嘤 “my mother’s getting married.” “you have a mother?” “you think my dad’s an earthworm able to self reproduce?”
My dad was talking about politics with my aunt, and I heard one of them say the words “diametrically opposed”, and it took all of my willpower not to yell “FOES”.
My friend just casually mentioned how attractive she finds my dad…please don’t.
My dad just threw away my room key because it had a skull on it T_T
My dad literally just got really angry at me because I was laughing to myself while I was making myself dinner. Like seriously. He kinda hurt my feelings by the disgusted way he looked at me..
my dad just told me “you dont get enough D because you don’t leave your room” and it took me a few seconds to realise that he was talking about vitamin D and not my sex life
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My father came to America from a country that robbed him of his freedom and a huge part of his childhood. When he was 17 years old my father got put in a cuban prison for 4 years for conspiring to leave the country on a small boat with 5 of his other
My grandma gave this to my dad for Christmas.
My dad just sent me a picture of my cat’s hairball she puked up this morning, and it looks waaaaaay too much like a penis.
My parents are still in town helping me move. It’s been fun having me, Mom, Dad, and Gabrielle all in the same place for over a week.We came back from dinner tonight. I opened the door and we could hardly get inside for Gabrielle blocking the way.
reblog this and tag the most memorable way you lost one of your baby teeth
my dads names for my pokemon toys
my dad wont stop hogging my boyfriend
my haul thusfar not including a บ walmart giftcard, hearthfire skyrim addon and some candy+cookies my neighbor gave us that my dads torn into already. good ass cookies
bethanyactually: ticklemetuesday: Everyone likes to say that Sophie and Nate are like the mom and dad of the group, but really they’re more like the weird aunt and uncle that never got married but they’ve been living together since before you were
My mom and step-dad were at Walmart and saw a package of something called “Marvel Avengers Chibis” by the register. Knowing me well, they picked it up for me :) Holy crap you guys, these things are goddamn adorable. They’re 3 random
My mom has turned really nasty towards me and my dad lately. Shes been sick for several years and we’ve been trying to do the best we can to help but shes started expecting things done and pretty much expecting to be waited on and complains when
My parents are on the same exact fucked up sleep schedule I’m on. I no longer have any real time to do anything while they’re asleep. It seems whenever I do anyt u in that makes noise my dad is interrupts me in a demanding manner asking me
dunkstein: koobaxion: here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.
daintylolihime: don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem and makes you a shitty person
My mom + My dad - Condom = Greatest person alive.
my dad bought chocolate rice krispies and i didn’t know he did and my sisters jsut ate the last of them and now i’m really sad and depressed
carpebutts: empress-homogay: “oh i love your name” “thanks i picked it out myself” is an A+ trans joke me, making fun of cis people: “nice name, did your mom pick it out for you?”
my dad almost walked in my room while i had my vibrator inside me i’m sobbing o(-(
my-wayward-shawn: big-bad-wolf-fitness: hellabitcoins: sansaspark: magconbabe-matt: This shit better work HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE what if we all got paper lol Need Eh can’t hurt
My step dad trying to set me up with a guy from his work: 23, GOOOD wage, 4 bedroom house close to your work, parents live in Perth, but you’re complete opposites. He’s trendy and goes out and stuff Me: oh yea trendy, social, not my type 🙄
My mom and dad’s house is literally about to explode.They have a gas leak, and the fire department discovered that it all collected in the attic. They’re trying to figure out how to get it all out. My family got out but they could only find one of
My dad said i can take drivers ed this year, but i have to wait till next year to get it- since my birthday is in November. D: BUTT ITS OKAYYY. hahaha at least i get to learn how to drive! :D
My dad called me yelling and asking if i got my lip ring, he still doesnt know. but shit if hes gonna keep bugging me, ima fucken move out and live with my mom, so fucken annoying!
My dads planning to put back the kareoke ever since my uncles drunk self broke the Dvd we had to go buy a new one for tomorrows pot luck. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!! MY POOP HEAD COUSIN FARTING AND SINGING SEXUAL SONGS AGAIN OMG
My mother and I had a heart to heart conversation today about our lives and what would happen if my dad doesn’t get well soon. Moving back in with my mom wouldn’t be as bad but living with both her and her boyfriend is not something I want
My dad: you can’t trust friends, friends are temporary. There not really there for you. (In my head): OH BUT YOU WERE THERE FOR ME WHEN YOU TRIED TO PUT MY HEAD THROUGH A WALL, SAID/DID INAPPROPRIATE THINGS TO ME AND NEARLY KILLED YOUR SON RIGHT
My mom is off to Mexico 🇲🇽! Her birthday, the fiestas all await her. My dad is there already getting oral surgery in preparation for full dentures. #oldtimers I love my parents. I’ll miss them until they return. Safe travels! 🇲🇽😎👍🏽🙏🏽❤️
just-shower-thoughts: I think the biggest difference between atheists and religious people is that atheist would change their minds if god proved real, believers would not if god proved inexistent.
My Dad’s got a fat cock and sometimes it still gags me when he fucks my face and pushes my head down on it to deep throat me.
My cousin from my dad’s side is datin my cousin from my moms side and I’m so weirded out rn
My half sleeve theme for my family. My Mom is a gardener so I wanted some of the flowers from our garden to always remind me of home. We’re completing it with sunflowers and a cherry blossom tree. My Dad has yellow and black next to his name for
My dad brought over a couple boxes when he was in town , bunch of old pictures going back to middle school but put a couple from high school formals in frames . So some throwback Thursday for y’all including me and my folks in Naval Ball pics from my
jaymcguinesslove: “One of the best things about tour is being able to meet my fans. Everywhere we go we have a meet and greet before the show and then my mom and step dad and sometimes one of my best friends go out in the crowd and they pick out a
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my day is not going well - the dad has kept texting me even asking for pictures of me while I continue to ignore, the two shifts I asked for off I got so I’m missing my thanksgiving dinner and halloween, my period just started, it has begun to SNOW
my dad just came in my room and threw this whole box of cookies on my bed and left without a word omfg whatevs eats them all
my dad doesn’t know what my favorite color(s) are lmao (pink, blue, green) he keeps thinking its purple because when i was 9 to 11 years old that was my favorite color and i had a lot clothes and bags and stuff in purple and wanted everything in
My dad only dates white women, and you have no idea how uncomfortable I got when I realized it. I ran through the list of women he’s been with in my lifetime, including my mom and my stepmom: they are indeed all white. All the women he’s ever
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I was gone most of the day so we’re chillin now giving lil kissies
My mom has officially lost her fucking mind. Going to kick me out because my fucking room isn’t clean? Seriously…. I’m on the verge of just calling my dad & moving back in with him. Yeah I hated living there, but it’d be
