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my dad just told me “you dont get enough D because you don’t leave your room” and it took me a few seconds to realise that he was talking about vitamin D and not my sex life
My family finally got to meet @jayleezus for the first time and I could tell my dad really likes this kid. Sadly we had to depart but it was nice seeing everyone smile at the same time. Fourth day in California. Thank you for showing us this boba place
My little sister gave me this before she left to the store with my dad. She said “here’s Mr.Penguin, he makes the ice cold”
My cousin in law Cathy is going into labor and we still don’t know what the gender is. Ahhhhhhh!!! Now my dad, Kaylyn and I are going to Swedish to see the baby! Ahhhhhh!!!! So happy so happy so happy!
My dad got these for my sister at GoodWill for Ů.00. LUCKY DUCK
My dad called me at 3am yelling at me asking where I was, when my ass got home two hours earlier in bed sleeping.
my youngest sister came home one day and told my dad, "DADDY! guess what? everybody at school thinks I'm half white!"
My dad found my twitter
My mom bought birds but she’s never home, my dad works, I work until eight now. Why buy animals you can’t take care of?
my dad calls one of my brother’s friends pretty ricky cuz he’s photogenic. lol
MY DAD AND I ARE GETTING NEW WEIGHTS FOR THE BASEMENT YAAAAYYY also I think I’m still drunk. I’m so friendly when I’m drunk. Fabulous night with all my followers lmao
My mom is a mermaid and my dad is a centaur
My dads girlfriend just walked into my room and asked if I would want to go to the zoo with her sometime
rexuality: who’s your mom’s celebrity crush? if you don’t know she’s not mom’ing hard enough
90sdefect:My uncle has this blanket.
My Mad Existence: So I ask my dad who is a lifelong spiderman fan how spiderman can...
My mom is dying and my dad and I are now homeless
my Dad just suggested online dating to me, is this what my life has become?
My dad at 29, me at 2 weeks. Me at 29, my boy at 2 weeks.
my-username-needed-an-apostrophe: c-oralistah: shrinking-ulzzang: rabid-logan: barbie-isalive: This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*% my dad told us this if someone
My mom’s valentines day gift. She loved it and got my dad his favorite chocolates. :D
my dad tried to use my sister’s hello kitty shampoo in the shower and he just screamed “hello kitty more like hello sHITTY”
My momma with 18 years old. My dad told me once: when I saw ur mother with 15 years old. I had to marry her. She was the prettiest woman on the village. So I asked your grandfather. And three years later they married 😂 #prettiestHuman #greek #proud
My dad passed away a few days ago and I am still trying to process everything.I’ll keep drawing though cause this is my only way to cope with things.But some AUs will be on hold and I might not be able to post daily.
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My birthday, spring break, my dads birthday, spring break, shamrock shakes, AND spring break
exhalist: When I ask my Asian parents why I can’t sleep over at a friend’s house:
My dad favourites my sister big time
My mum + My dad - Condom = Greatest person alive.
My first band t shirt from when my dad took me to see Goatwhore in like 7th grade
My Dad dressed up as Bender from Futurama for my 17th. He is so awesome.
my dad heard I was sad and he’s trying to ask if I’m okay and trying to comfort me about my boy problems and idk if I should smile or cry
ps if you’re friends with fucked up people delete them out cha life because anything anybody else has to say about it is irrelevant as fuckkkkkkkk
My dad is trying to get me to show him how fb works and I told him I’d only show him if my car was fixed tonight and in the driveway by tomorrow morning. I don’t have time for bargaining this is a one time offer and he’s not gonna be
my dad didn’t know how much pain i’ve been in because of my wisdom teeth, because i usually put on a brave face and don’t let too much on, and now he’s being really coddlely and its kinda sweet ;u;
my dad ate all my cheetos :((((
my dad is using my cultural anthropology textbook and psychology book to hold his bed in place. omfginnovation
My dad falling down the steps and me spending some time locked in the bathroom on the floor having a massive panic attack later, and I’m home. I think this may have actually been my worst holiday ever.
My dad at 29, me at 2 weeks. Me at 29, my boy at 2 weeks.”
My necklace with my Dads ashes broke this morning. No, I am not okay. And I have a fuck ton going on today. Gotta put on that pretty face and fake smile.
My mom + My dad - Condom = Greatest person alive.
My mom is outta jail and back in the house(since my dad went up to do some work up north for the week) and we also gotta get the fuck out in the next 2 weeks. Everybody is going opposite directions and wherever they can get in. Fuck it I’m going
Already time to get spoopy
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My dads watching a Donald Trump documentary and I swear to god my eyes are gonna detach from rolling so much its just so. much. BULLSHIT in this thing go dLike, documentaries sometimes try to ‘fluff’ up the person and make them seem a bit better
it should be illegal for parents to walk into your room without knocking
My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness. I WILL NEVER GET OVER THESE PHOTOS My dogs cuter tbfh.
runetangclan: womaninterrupted: continuants: byebabysayonara: death-limes: “What color is your eyeshadow?” “HURRGGH” Tag yourself I’m RESEARCH CHEMICALS tool album bc i’m pretty sure that is actually my #1 favorite urban decay color
My dad pisses me off. And every time he says something smart I’m all: “I’ll just keep my mouth shut.” But I’ve had it bottled up way too long. And well…. one of these days he’s not going to like what I have to
My dad walks in my room & says “your high as hell, I smell it”..”smoking that DANKK” & then he starts mimicking scary movie saying “whatzzz up”… Let me just say that was mad uncomfortable…
My knees have really started feeling weak or just hurting a lot more often recently, and that really scares me because I’m too young for this shit and my dad had to have knee surgery on both of his knees when he was young
