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cashmerethoughtsss: lastlips: captioned-vines: “ ….300 women, and I’m a man. I could fuck a chick, and her mom, and her sister, and I’m just a man, know what I mean? It’s fucked up, it’s some scumbag shit. But at the end of the day, I’m
trudie-kutie: ghettablasta: Damn right…Chelsea Clinton slip up and call Bernie Sanders “President” She know her mom ain’t shit
nourrice: drakesactualwife: hoodrichjay: bamalam31: Oh shit! “WOP THAT ASS” 😭😭😭 Idek what to say im legit her mom
suggabear23: usemyslutmom: my bullys big black cock destroying my moms pussy He Riding the shit outta her
My dad called me yelling and asking if i got my lip ring, he still doesnt know. but shit if hes gonna keep bugging me, ima fucken move out and live with my mom, so fucken annoying!
skeetbucket: aviatorshadesarecool: lemon-sprinkles: I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit. He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting
loverianna: brandello: oceanliving: adelexvang: d3lusi0nal: 2 boys rewrote the lyrics to a thousand miles for their mom who passed away. :,( i started crying ): God Bless you guys <3 Holy shit. I tried not to cry but the very end did it for
wildmermaids: 19-86: h0spitalfl0wers: loveisallyouneed-3: Okay now this deserves to be re-blogged rather than half naked girls or expensive shit like seriously grow a damn heart. Bless you and your mom. I Reblog this every time i see it<3
presidentboob: shakeyourbuddah: roselalond: roselalond: my mom just bought mitt romney toilet paper if you thought i was lying that must be hard to get your butt clean when you wipe it up with more shit
You expect me to go to my moms so you can talk more shit about me, asking where the fuck I was just because I didn’t come upstairs. Shut the hell up. Don’t worry about me, you’re just someone who lives upstairs, you don’t like
-hosbeforebros: Jenelle from Teen Mom 2 is my favorite. Why? Because that girl says the funniest shit. She can’t miss a Ke$ha concert and she doesn’t want to stop smoking weed Like is that not fucking funnyIt makes me laugh so hard I don’t even
My mom said I was an 8th grader. What the fuck kind of shit is that?
beckylucia: jetaime-shantelle: altered-judgement: 1enny: kushandcake: When my mom tells me I can’t get my favourite snack at the grocery store lol LMFAO DEAD “I can’t ever get SHIT!” lmao deadddd so true cryingggggggggggg
doncasturbate: when ur mom talks shit about you on the phone to family members
johnisidro: y-okan-deactivated20181210: “Give me the third clap” The mom thought it was her daughter giving her that 3rd clap…little did she know that it was from the closet :D I was scared as shit in the theater lawl
razzledazzy: MOM HANDED ME A BIG ENVELOPE SAYING I GOT IT IN THE MAIL AND BEING A SMART ASS I SAID ‘WHAT IS IT FROM THE PRESIDENT’ AND IT’S FROM THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE APPARENTLY THEY SENT THIS BACK BECAUSE I WAS A SHIT AND INVITED THEM TO
reginamas: i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost and she’s just like well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
humorking: dorkiestprincess: Showing my mom my achievements im laughing so hard holy shit i love you
sabubu91: rideitslut: rural-mom: stonecoldstunning: men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes
ofmonstersandsemen: ofmonstersandsemen: I’m hoping this can be a surprise, but since this is Tumblr and shit spreads like wildfire:I MADE MY MOM A MOTHER’S DAY WISHLISTMainly so she can feel sexy and start posting more photos to her blog!Please,
wowfunniestposts: I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit. He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really
psychowolf: intelligentmess: ruinlion: MY ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE Daffy’s mom was fierce as shit :O
redbloodedwinchester: so usually when I feel like going out and doing random shit and spending a lot of money doing so whoops my mom is always like ‘nah let’s do it another day’ but today she comes home and starts talking about how she needs a
awkwardzerophotos: boatsalad: uh oh Zero mom found out you’re being a lying sack of shit loOKS LIKE YOU’RE GROUNDED NOW WHOOPS THAT SUCKS Uhhhh….I was, uhhhh, talking about…..uhhh….Copy X, yeah! ehehehe
redbloodedwinchester: i’ve been in my moms office for like five minutes and already her boss is talking shit about girls wearing shORTS OUTSIDE AND HOW SCANDALOUS IT IS LIKE HOW DARE THESE GIRLS WEAR SHORTS AND CROP TOPS
incest-shit: Our mom told us to go play outside and that’s what’s we did alright…
slipperyhotreblogs: “QUICK … Mom’s out back watering the garden.” “Holy shit, we’ve already done it three times today, are we trying to set a record?” “Sorta … Our first time on Saturday was just crazy … and then we did it a couple
it kills me when kids here throw around their parents money and clothes, drugs, alcohol, all of that shit. I bust my ass working and barely make 赨 dollars a month and these people just make one call to mom are dad and have a bank account full of money.
fatoutloud: negroifyoudontsitdown: sunnylay2: I’d kill my child I’d slap the magnificent shit outta their mouth I think it’s only rich white people who allow their kids to talk to them like that. If I talked to my mom like that I wouldn’t
rideitslut: rural-mom: stonecoldstunning: men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people
The funny thing is my mom will like anything I post on facebook; music she isn’t interested in, shit she doesn’t understand, pictures of my friends, whatever. But anytime I talk about my sexuality she’s quiet
As much as I can’t stand my father, my mom is a real piece of shit for stringing him along like this. I just don’t like cheaters. Especially at her age, she is acting like such a child. Grow up and handle your business like a woman instead
Cops are those white boys you knew in middle school that smacked their moms and started shit with any kid they could. Severe unchecked aggression
validx2: Keep talkin shit COME GET YOUR MOM
ebonyzerscrooge replied to your post: “So my parents are up arguing at 1am. Some shit must have went down….”: Your mom has a side piece? 👀 *steals some of your snacks*Girl yes and he’s busted as fuck. He also has a woman so basically
lilmizzkrazie: genderlessspacerockz: The mom squad regeneration's #pearl like: ah yes beauty and precision thats the name of the game#amethyst just one loud shrugging noise#garnet like hoLY FUCKING SHIT GUESS WHOS BACK THATS RIGHT ITS ME GODDAMN
justindoesdallas: the-perks-of-being-black: That’s mom on the left, Kyla in the middle and Kaylan on the right Holy shit
omgfamilyaffair: “you’ve teased long enough mom,i’m gonna fuck your ass so hard and long you won’t be able to sit for days”“oh shit son, it took you long enough to get the hint! you just fuck momma as long as you want and fill my ass with
skimpymoms: familysexmom: My son can be a little weird he thinks this shit works on me the truth is I was fucking horny and so I just played along. Follow SkimpyMoms for more mom & son porn!
ashesaoirse: carolinemartin: Holy shit my mom just wrote her first tumblr post and killed it. mobetter: Techno-Rape by Proxy Am I the only one who can see that requiring women to submit to a trans-vaginal ultrasound prior to obtaining a legal abortion
greencladprince: Mom: *calls me garbage shit daughter then expects me to make her food* Me: haha nope
andreii-tarkovsky: Black-ish - “The Word” I geeked at this when k watched this with my mom today. She just glared at me, and I was like “hell nah ion let that shit slide.” Lol
tfootielover: MOM JIMMY SHIT HIMSELF AGAIN O_O
blackieokita: death-by-lulz: tell-me-lm-pretty: I thought this was gonna be a horror thing I’m a mom of two, this was the scariest shit i’ve seen on tumblr.
lock-d0wn: johnhoustonstockton: just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves this a million times
spooky-louie: lucyyfunk: im not scared of death. I’m scared of breaking my moms heart if I die before she does. Real shit.
givemeunicorns: weepingwilo: mikekingvividkonception: volatilequeen: The distractions… Shit is crazy out here I swear I was just talking to my mom about how no one is talking about Flint anymore as if the water problem has ceased. Smdh Hey guys
saturnineaqua: comtessedebussy: scribes4life: thatpettyblackgirl: Another important thread. jesus christ Common. damn near every black person i know with a car has gone through this shit. including my mom. it’s psychological torture,plain and
ifmommyonlyknew: Holy shit mom are you for real?? No way, no way!
So I got a shit ton of food this weekend because of my birthday and yeah, mom spoils me. I’m really surprised that I’m not freaking out over how much food I are today. I even ate ketchup, with fries at lunch. I don’t remember the last
ameliahpond: ameliahpond: MY MOM BOUGHT ME TURKISH DELIGHTS I CAN FINALLY KNOW WHAT EDMUND BETRAYED HIS FAMILY FOR wtf they taste like shit what drugs were you on edmund were they really worth it
unclefather: pizzaforpresident: i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami i’m telling grandpa salami that you were talking shit not always. my mom’s dad did NOT want to be
oreimo: My mom came in my room today asked me why I got so many tissues in the trash I straight told her I been jerkin more than usual lately.. Wasn’t bouta tell her i was cryin my eyes out sniveling n shit at 5 am bc the lil girl in my anime missed
trigger warningWell shit. I broke, slipped whatever. I havent hit myself as much as i just did in a very long time. I cant take this. I give up. I pushed mom away because i cant be honest with them, they make things worse and i dont care. I was struggling
3000-sleepy-pugs: gengarnet: shugarskull: hesgreatness: shugarskull: umbriss: Wow that’s some bullshit? How to be a shitty parent how is this shitty parenting if i tell you to be home at a certain time you better be there. Shit my mom would
