mom shitting
NSFW Tumblr
find mom shitting on porn pin board
mom shitting clips
lovelynervouschaos: throwbackblr: Me watching my mom talk shit about me over the phone Then got the nerve to ask why I got an attitude or fix my face. Why i dont tell her nothing cuase she run her mouth to damn much
soccer-mom-marie: Mrmac and I just fucked at a park behind the bushes, so naturally, I saved this braless moment for YOU! @Smexymacmilf4 loves you! ❤️❤️❤️ Holy shit, no way! Hubby & I fucked during our jog yesterday!!! We truly are soul
soninme: My son loves when I talk like this. I do too. Hed tell me and Id agree with him, when hed talk about how in porn you can tell if mom son shit is fake because you dont hear them moaning things like “my baby” or “mommy, I love you”. Like
bbwhighway: Big black mature boobs on my next door neighbors mom. Good shit!
ihartbeat: Ok so here’s the story… I’m laying in my bed sick as shit. Downstairs, I hear my mom scream, “HEY A BIG ASS BOX JUST CAME FOR YOU!!” I rolled over a little bit not thinking anything of it and 7 seconds later… “AHHHHHHHH!!”
reginamas: i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost and she’s just like well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
chickenjaegers: chickenjaegers: finding lube in ur moms room WAIT SHIT WRONG IMAGE WRONG IMAGE ABOU=RT ABORT
djsckatzen: v-for-valkyr: yungterra: v-for-valkyr: yungterra: v-for-valkyr sharkin on ur gear boy BOY SHIT HOW U DO THIS mud man mud man mud man nah u see they edgy rorschach blots…….cant u see the symmetry…. #me mom buys my robes for
tinsnip: ladyyatexel: My surgeon came out and told my mom and brother on Tuesday that I’d be down and out for about two weeks. My brother: TWO WEEKS? Holy shit. Surgeon: Well, consider this. She and I just had a knife fight. And I won. Because
sergle: hey so my friend @aerodom has been in a really shit situation and, long story short, is in danger of becoming homeless. He’s living with his family, and his mom has kind of just stopped paying rent. He hasn’t had any warning that he’d need
ifmommyonlyknew: Oh shit bro, mom and dad just got home!
wappahofficialblog: So I did a rough sketch of what I imagined what crystal’s mom would would like.She’s a very serious woman. Doesn’t take shit. Expects the best from her daughter. Not easily impressed. She’s really tall…like about 6″1 inches.
moukies: lokithebetterson: homestuckmofo: operativesurprise: bigbootsandscaryeyes: sammiwolfe: fleshcircus: thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your
razzledazzy: MOM HANDED ME A BIG ENVELOPE SAYING I GOT IT IN THE MAIL AND BEING A SMART ASS I SAID ‘WHAT IS IT FROM THE PRESIDENT’ AND IT’S FROM THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE APPARENTLY THEY SENT THIS BACK BECAUSE I WAS A SHIT AND INVITED THEM TO
spacejamwarrior: mom: sweetie can u do the dishes?me: i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest guy in your grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only
thebussyslayer: NATURAL BLONDES DO IT BETTER BITCH. BUT WHEN HE HEARS YOU SAY “ MY MOMS HERE “ LMAO. SHIT JUST MIGHT STOP .. to purchase the original video non edited and cropped version inbox me now or email me at joshuaethantorres@gmail.com
sabubu91: rideitslut: rural-mom: stonecoldstunning: men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes
thecornfedmusclepup: dicknurse: sodomymcscurvylegs: onlyblackgirl: weloveshortvideos: Don’t ever do this to your mom He dead THIS SHIT NEEDS AN ANIMAL PLANET VOICEOVER! SHE CAME FOR HIM LIKE A CHEETAH AFTER A GAZELLE! I’M LAUGHING! where the
eva-420: eva-420: i just heard my mom yell and ran across the house because i thought she was hurt, but she was actually just excited because she saw a very fat bird outside update: she called him a “pompous little man” because he shit in one of
lietliet: silverhawk: silverhawk: i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up i fuked upppp shit lads sorry this looks like a vent post but i was in my living room w/ my mom and we were watching that show finding bigfoot and i was scrolling on tumblr
steviemcfly: My friend’s mom used to say, “Keep an open mind, but not so open stuff starts falling out.” If you’re debating fascism and/or genocide like they’re regular ol’ run-of-the-mill ideas, no wrong answers, then some shit has fallen
jakemalik: ginger-snapping: one time my mom and i dressed up as each other for halloween that some freaky friday shit right there wow
hornyfamilylife: ifmommyonlyknew: girlfriendasshole: Look more at http://ift.tt/YoR60h Holy shit mom, you do know what twerking is…come do that on my face, like now. Chat for free!
opheliacmuses: operativesurprise: bigbootsandscaryeyes: sammiwolfe: fleshcircus: thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT
ruf1ohn1tram: s/o to my mom 4 not saying shit when she caught me drawing this bs lmfao bye
bonpyro: Ryuuko, Satsuki’s had enough of your shit. let’s get back to killing mom lulz XD
slbtumblng: Mom,Cut it out! every night the same shit. … dont be ashamed Satsuki~ she is just your mother who is admiring her own work~ < |D’“
slbtumblng: mkbuster: slbtumblng: Mom,Cut it out! every night the same shit. … dont be ashamed Satsuki~ she is just your mother who is admiring her own work~ < |D”’ Ah, how i wish to give her a lot of work to admire. she is waiting for
ruf1ohn1tram: s/o to my mom 4 not saying shit when she caught me drawing this bs lmfao bye yummy ;9
shiinsart: club-ace: onagiart: Well shit… Okay so my moms is in a spot of trouble, her car got wrecked and it was a financial snowball from there. so for a few days here im gonna put things on pause and try to help her out. what i want is some sketch
loverofmythology: I literally just realized why Peter lost his shit when he found out Gamora was dead. That’s what Peter’s dad said about putting cancer into his mom’s brain. That’s why he immediately said “no you didnt” when Thanos said he
smallkorean: indigoninja: So I was hoping to have the family shit stay as private as possible, but my mom requested that I do this so. My cousin, melbruja/Josh, has been taken to a “reform” school called Midwest Academy thanks to his violently
newworldorganization: hollyjollyespeon: why does everyone in this movie have the same fucking face DUDE THE MOM IS JUST AN ELSA RECOLOR HOLY FUCKING SHIT
lostphilosophyx: My mom looks like this(no shit)
milfs-matures-other-dirty-shit: Buy that bitch another drink cheers mom
milfs-matures-other-dirty-shit: Your mom knows what I like
jimbibearfan: Dad, can I spend the weekend with you? Mom’s driving me crazy with “shopping” and shit…Sure, son. Come right over. I have a surprise for you.
sabubu91: rideitslut: rural-mom: stonecoldstunning: men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the
soccer-mom-marie: Lemme take a quick selfie…shoot, I dropped my phone. Ok, let’s see…crap, my pants came down. Finally, now if I just…shit, my tits fell out!!! Aw, screw it… 😀
daisypeach: daisypeach: you guys all talk about how “petty” you are but one time my mom was so annoyed that the house was a mess that she made an actual vlog of her walking around the house and calling out every single family member for their shit
soccer-mom-marie: Who doesn’t enjoy being bent over the hood of a car & getting the shit fucked out of them by another man?
That Mom Next Door Kinda Shit
captioned-vines: Person recording: “Oh my god!” [laughs] Friend: “Put it back on, my mom’s coming.” Person recording: “Oh, shit.”
bbclover4u: doug69: gandpselfieorama: pornvideos66: With her mom watching lol! Holy shit. That’s actually sort of a turn on watching her do that in front of her mum. Oh My„ I have caught my daughter doing this but I didnt sit and watch LOL
I still struggle with this! 😨 And even if my mom was still here 😢 and not technologically challenged she’d be the first to like my shit!! 😂😏 #savage #bestmomever
ratboigles: fiztheancient: ratboigles replied to your post: rofl my cousin is still wearing diapers w..what.. she is too lazy to go take a shit/piss/clean her bloody pads so her mom told her to wear diapers and she did and has been since she was like
captainisfat replied to your post: rubbyrubbishbin replied to your post: my mom made… goddamn. i’ve been told you’re a pretty cool gal with some shit luck, but goddamn yea oh well
vestahound said: holy shit. My mom has fibro but I have no idea how much she takes. She ingests so many pills though. for pain pills i have tramadol, cant remember the mg, but its fairly low i think. its not a super strong painkiller but it does
hoech: datsalec: Actual Pack Mom Derek Hale. #GO HOME #DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK I SWEAR TO GOD #CLEAN UR ROOM#LAST TIME I WAS IN IT IT WAS A MESS #ARE YOU STUDYING FOR YOUR PSATS#GET ON THAT SHIT #bb i tell you these things bcuz ilu now go do the
roahnari: crystalclods: you have been visted by the FLOATING GARNET HEAD OF GOOD FORTUNEreblog in 20 seconds or you will NEVER have GOOD LUCK again! Oh shit, square mom. I can’t say no.
contentmind: My mom gives me the cutest shit
SERIOUSLY, this shit is AGGRAVATING. Even worse when its your own parents towards you. And it never ends! I grew up with my parents- my mom in particular- treating any interaction my brother or I had with a girl as being a potential “crush”. ~.~
hatredd: inarelationshipwithsivs: simpleehoan: iloveyoudjlorenzo: HEAR THAT MOM true shit . >:)))) lolol
When my mom says "I bought food for you", I'm like oh shit wait, I'm coming!
dcotn: oh, I’m gonna wound you… this would for sure be my desktop were it not for the fact that my mom is always all up on this computer and I am a major closet case. yeah. I mean, look at that sexy shit. god damn. Dis musical.
Writing Eren/Armin fic, because if I can’t have a reality that people are trans* and brainsick and have successful friendship then I’m going to write fictional ones that do.
weloveshortvideos: Short people be like
![captioned-vines: Person recording: “Oh my god!” [laughs] Friend: “Put it back on, my mom’s coming.” Person recording: “Oh, shit.”](https://64.media.tumblr.com/8520cd7e2530f62c47da871cad3a2650/cdf8dcc2b3b1b113-8a/s512x512u_c1/7068d957e74cc662044efa8a4e35360a9e127cb9.png)
