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my mom is so nice like?? so dude I’m seeing is aight. pretty nice, treats me and buys shit for me and I’m pretty sure he adores me which I’m cool with because like since when does this happen? so yesterday I was kinda/not really joking
skammmed:fun fact: my parents got married on april fools day so when i was 7 i tried to be funny and i made them an anniversary card that said ‘your marriage is a joke’ and my mom cried
skammmed: fun fact: my parents got married on april fools day so when i was 7 i tried to be funny and i made them an anniversary card that said ‘your marriage is a joke’ and my mom cried
validx2: When you joking with ya mom and then she turns it into a lecture
dampsandwich: my mom didn’t get me oreos from the grocery store. joke’s on her though when i’m not around to take care of her at an old age
greed: so i tried to pull an april fools joke on my mom and
religiousmom: The only joke my mom ever made was me
meaty-oaker: heckayeah: heckayeah: My fucking mom hid my oil paints because I left them on a printer where they werent even fucking open or harming the damn thing so jokes on you bitch thats your ๚.93 you spent on it you aint getting back I found
aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting Taylor Swift but you can still
internetexplorers: mom please laugh at my jokes
my mom is so cute when watching anime, she giggles at all the jokes and gets all excited when things get intense, and gets down when its sad, it’s fun watching her have fun
royalsiblings: Mom and dad won’t let me date or go out after 7 because they’re afraid of what might happen to me, but that’s fine. The joke’s on them. I’d rather be home with my big brother any night of the week.
jakemalik: so I was going to re enact the video of the girl that pretends to go into labour (here) to send to someone as a joke, but I forgot my mom was upstairs taking a nap when half way through she started running downstairs screaming if I was
a-family-man: mom heard about our school’s joke of a sex ed class, so she decided to teach me herself. her lessons have a much more hands-on approach to them
ifmommyonlyknew: I thought my mom might suck the skin right off my dick, no joke
familyfun69: My sister and i were trying to think of a good gift for my mom and our aunt. I jokingly said my dick and my sister laughed for a little and then saw the imprint in my shorts and wanted to see it for her self. I showed her and she was amazed.
midsummerdream: from my moms old photos. glad to know people have been making the same jokes for decades
often times when i swear and say, “jesus christ,” my mom will say, “he doesn’t live here.”it’s like a dad joke but worse because she’s being a bitch about it.
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skimpymoms: suchagoodson: When I went to answer the doorbell I saw that my aunt had stopped by. I cracked the door open and jokingly asked “What’s the password?“ Needless to say I let her in. Follow SkimpyMoms for sweet mom & son sex!
the-incestuous: familysexmom: What’s wrong son I heard you and your friends joking about banging a milf so do you want some mom pussy or not? The Incestuous
daphne-alice-greggs: I wonder what the Mom is going to think when she sneaks back into her bedroom and sees her and her daughter’s little joke BACKFIRED horribly…. for her?
troublous: irishfamine: y’all think this is a joke but I would legitimately buy this I literally told my mom yesterday I wanted this! lmao
saxypone: My mom either knows too much or the joke is on her.
cucktrainee: No joke, do it moms!!!
stegrey: Mom told my big sister to wake me up for school coz she went to work early, I was being a brat for Sis and not getting up so she said she would make me cum if I promised to get out of bed I said ok thinking she was joking, as you can see she
gthorndal: so i came up with a joke the other day while i was showering and it’s quite possibly the dumbest thing i’ve ever thought but i laughed for a good five minutes out loud in the shower my mom thought something was wrong with me okay here
pengurin: ivyaura: why do white people get so butthurt over white people jokes like idc i find them hilarious because they’re so REAL i think mustard is spicy, my mom is a pinterest person, my brothers wear basketball shorts and nike socks like who
ivyaura: why do white people get so butthurt over white people jokes like idc i find them hilarious because they’re so REAL i think mustard is spicy, my mom is a pinterest person, my brothers wear basketball shorts and nike socks like who cares we’re
mommysgirlgillian: Mom used to joke that she never wanted me to come out of the closet - she wanted to me to go into the closet, specifically her big walk-in-closet with the sturdy shelves I could sit on while she ate me out…
kingerock288: afreakin-goddess: This is no joke tho. one time my brother snuck out, managed to get past all the obstacles that come with having an African mother, except one. MY MOM HAD A DREAM THAT MY GRANDMOTHER TOLD HER TO WAKE UP AND CHECK ON THE
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mommy-breeder: Dad had been a pain in the ass the entire road trip. Finally, mom had enough and at the next motel she joked that HE’D be in the second room. He started laughing about all the extra sleep he’d get without her snoring, but when I followed
peachdango: the-yolocaust: when u mom com home and overuse hte joke and then she make hte spagheti
equalistmako: “… are you sure you’re not your mother?” i started to make a joke about how much mako looks like his mom and then it evolved into this monstrosity KAYLA
decadentbdsmcollection: Trudy told Misty they were going to her mothers costume party and the theme was elegance in dressing. Later on when Misty will meet Trudy’s mother. Trudy, jokingly, told her when you meet mom she’ll want to hold this
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