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ifmommyonlyknew: the-naked-beach: Submit your bewbs for our viewing pleasure! http://goood-times.tumblr.com/submit Holy shit my mom wasn’t joking when she said she was going skinny dipping
soccer-mom-marie: Will submit Braless Friday and tit pics for snuggles 😉😘❤️ ❤️❤️❤️ Haha the joke’s on you…I would’ve snuggled your tasty ass for free! Lol love ya @hotoasis
hungarian: do moms diss each other with “ur son” jokes
peachdango: the-yolocaust: when u mom com home and overuse hte joke and then she make hte spagheti
lyxdelsic: lyxdelsic: mom, dad, I’m bi bilingual haha hasta luego bitches i made this post a year ago as a joke and it turns out that i am actually both bi and bilingual how bout that
foodtrucker: 50,000 people on the Internet found my joke funny why aren’t you laughing mom
gthorndal: so i came up with a joke the other day while i was showering and it’s quite possibly the dumbest thing i’ve ever thought but i laughed for a good five minutes out loud in the shower my mom thought something was wrong with me okay here
swtorlife: isis-: gthorndal: so i came up with a joke the other day while i was showering and it’s quite possibly the dumbest thing i’ve ever thought but i laughed for a good five minutes out loud in the shower my mom thought something was wrong
midsummerdream: from my moms old photos. glad to know people have been making the same jokes for decades
My mom asked my brother what he wanted on his birthday cake. He said, jokingly, “Jesus riding a stegosaurus.” - Imgur
"A film with a mom as the hero would be a joke..."
tiaracotta: kelly-dunn: mens-rights-activia: When you’re joking around with your mom and it turns into a lecture I fucking love this vine solo-inthecrowd
princeowl: when you’re tryin to tell ya mom a joke and she go turn it into a life lesson why you gotta do that
kingerock288: afreakin-goddess: This is no joke tho. one time my brother snuck out, managed to get past all the obstacles that come with having an African mother, except one. MY MOM HAD A DREAM THAT MY GRANDMOTHER TOLD HER TO WAKE UP AND CHECK ON THE
nestorarnel: heyimarthur: sifu-sam: fangirlingforeverz: Oh God this is my life right now. Omg accurate OMG THIS WAS THE 5 OF US!!!! NO JOKE! HAHA my mom watches Korra.
validx2: When you joking with ya mom and then she turns it into a lecture
keepingloveinthefamily: I couldn’t believe the things Mom was willing to do for me. When I told her if she wanted more sex with me .. that I was her Master and she would be my sex slave .. I thought she was only joking when she said .. YES! anything
trust: pengurin: ivyaura: why do white people get so butthurt over white people jokes like idc i find them hilarious because they’re so REAL i think mustard is spicy, my mom is a pinterest person, my brothers wear basketball shorts and nike socks
think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface: My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s
dafatninja: consolecadet: I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend: tries to take care of his friends but is too distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it Tells really bad jokes all the time
yummum109: My Mom is always making little sarcastic jokes about my Aunts weight but i have to say….I WAY prefer my time with my Aunt than any time with her!
sircuddlebuns: girlfights: When your mom doesn’t buy you food cause she thought you weren’t hungry this isnt funny who would even joke about punching their own mother
ivyaura: why do white people get so butthurt over white people jokes like idc i find them hilarious because they’re so REAL i think mustard is spicy, my mom is a pinterest person, my brothers wear basketball shorts and nike socks like who cares we’re
pengurin: ivyaura: why do white people get so butthurt over white people jokes like idc i find them hilarious because they’re so REAL i think mustard is spicy, my mom is a pinterest person, my brothers wear basketball shorts and nike socks like who
isis-: gthorndal: so i came up with a joke the other day while i was showering and it’s quite possibly the dumbest thing i’ve ever thought but i laughed for a good five minutes out loud in the shower my mom thought something was wrong with me okay
vodkacupcakes: MY MOM JUST SENT THIS TO ME WITH THE CAPTION WHICH ONE AND IF SHES JOKING I MIGHT CRY A LITTLE
awiccanfromdetroit: so today i came home with my knuckles all swollen bc i jokingly punched my friend (he was fine) and my mom saw and she was all “you need to stop punching people youll ruin someones life eventually” so i was like lol why and she
saxypone: My mom either knows too much or the joke is on her.
iandmyfamily: My mom took me on a picnic the other day. When we got to the park, she walked to a table and I opened the trunk to get the picnic basket, but there wasn’t one. I turned to around to jokingly ask her what she was planning on feeding me.
iandmyfamily: After driving all day, Mom and I had finally reached the hotel where we’d be staying before touring a college campus tomorrow. We’d had a great trip together, laughing, joking, and talking all day. It felt more like being a trip with
daphne-alice-greggs: I wonder what the Mom is going to think when she sneaks back into her bedroom and sees her and her daughter’s little joke BACKFIRED horribly…. for her?
incestualism: I asked mom to go to a movie with me.. She said she fucked on first dates.. I thought she was joking….
nicknamenyquil: blacktionpacked: nicknamenyquil: Lmao, my cousin brought his girlfriend to a family dinner one Sunday and she said something hella reckless as a joke. And the faces in this gif properly reflects my mom and my auntie’s faces lol child
drankinwatahmelin: thestrength: kingerock288: afreakin-goddess: This is no joke tho. one time my brother snuck out, managed to get past all the obstacles that come with having an African mother, except one. MY MOM HAD A DREAM THAT MY GRANDMOTHER TOLD
aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting Taylor Swift but you can still
the-snowflake-owl: equalistmako: “… are you sure you’re not your mother?” i started to make a joke about how much mako looks like his mom and then it evolved into this monstrosity Omfg
skammmed:fun fact: my parents got married on april fools day so when i was 7 i tried to be funny and i made them an anniversary card that said ‘your marriage is a joke’ and my mom cried
cinderswrench:froggierboy:tonysopranobignaturals:I was gonna joke “mom phineas and ferb are gaslighting me” then realized they kind of do technically gaslight candace and now I am losing my mindphineas and ferb literally actively TELL linda
andmaybegayer:wereblossoms:istandonsnowpiles:yr-tiktok-mom:When the joke goes too far and you end up a girlLmao thank you for this tagThis is the opposite of egg, if you do this for a year and you’re still cis, you are the cis-est person alive.
wingwisher:roach-works:andmaybegayer:wereblossoms:istandonsnowpiles:yr-tiktok-mom:When the joke goes too far and you end up a girlLmao thank you for this tagThis is the opposite of egg, if you do this for a year and you’re still cis, you are the
cinematik: i hate this post bc i just put my phone down with this open on my dash and my mom came by and read it and got genuinely angry and i had to explain why it’s a joke
tredlocity: tredlocity: Violet actually has more wrinkles than her mom. Either Helen’s power keeps her face looking young or Violet has severe stress issues. Some are reblogging this saying “Uhh she can stretch so jokes on you” and I’m like
dampsandwich: my mom didn’t get me oreos from the grocery store. joke’s on her though when i’m not around to take care of her at an old age
just-shower-thoughts:Having gay parents must be horrible. You either get twice the amount of dad jokes, or get stuck in an infinite loop of “go ask your mom.”
sagihairius: Me and my mom were waiting in this long line so we told jokes to kill time and the girl behind me went “totally stole that from tumblr. Sagihairius said that like 2 days ago.” I really hope she sees this
HAH joke’s on you, my mom is dead.
