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trans-mom: Don’t make fun of people with stds. Don’t use stds as a joke or insult. Don’t call people with stds “gross.” I don’t fucking care who it is don’t fucking do that shit.
ivyaura: why do white people get so butthurt over white people jokes like idc i find them hilarious because they’re so REAL i think mustard is spicy, my mom is a pinterest person, my brothers wear basketball shorts and nike socks like who cares we’re
No joke I accidentally found my mom’s weed stash in the cabin and I FaceTimed her and she got all flustered and embarrassed and oh how the turn tables. She also said I could smoke it. ☺️ Please ignore my @mikeshardlemonade black cherry mustache
It is no joke that chancla was deadly accurate. My mom would tag me from the kitchen all the way into the living room. Headshot BOOM 💥 https://www.instagram.com/p/B4mxPk5AZq2b2sPqe4GufOWXpg3WJY0L8-XZZQ0/?igshid=okmqxptmh7w
midsummerdream: from my moms old photos. glad to know people have been making the same jokes for decades
"A film with a mom as the hero would be a joke..."
friendlytroll: midsummerdream: from my moms old photos. glad to know people have been making the same jokes for decades “I come from a long line of trash. My father was trash, and his father before him!”
greed: so i tried to pull an april fools joke on my mom and
lildicktornado: I had a good dick joke but your mom swallowed it.
carpebutts: empress-homogay: “oh i love your name” “thanks i picked it out myself” is an A+ trans joke me, making fun of cis people: “nice name, did your mom pick it out for you?”
aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting Taylor Swift but you can still
Outfit of the day. My mom gave me this cardigan (of course she was joking) and made a deal with me that if I accepted it I would never steal clothes from her closet again!
saxypone: My mom either knows too much or the joke is on her.
pengurin: ivyaura: why do white people get so butthurt over white people jokes like idc i find them hilarious because they’re so REAL i think mustard is spicy, my mom is a pinterest person, my brothers wear basketball shorts and nike socks like who
equalistmako: “… are you sure you’re not your mother?” i started to make a joke about how much mako looks like his mom and then it evolved into this monstrosity
validx2: When you joking with ya mom and then she turns it into a lecture
breathlessalchemist: apple-retard: Full- ME GUSTA -Alchemist every single time i pass a mortar and pestle in a store, i till my mom about this comic. and then i proceed to grab it and say i’m an alchemist. She’s sick of this joke….
Me too.
lol Succinct.
dorkly: If Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 Were Honest All these kids say they had sex with my mom? Ha, joke’s on them: that means I’m the son of a total babe.
My mom just made a gay butthole joke. -__- lmfao
omgfamilyaffair: dad told me not long ago,after a few beers, that mom was a hard woman to satisfy in bed!…whoa dad! to much information there!!!…then i replied jokingly, that if he ever really needed help all he had to do is ask….LOL…about a
agenderreid: Someone please be my mom I’ll try and do something nice for mother’s day I just want a maternal figure please take care of me This is not a joke please nurture me I promise I’ll be good.
Hey bud it's Jackie
mrv3000: Things I wish for 2016: world peace awkward Skywalker family dinners (like for Life Day or something) with problematic grandpa Anakin, wine mom Leia, dad joke Han, hippie dad Luke, sulky emo Ben, and Padme teaching bb Rey to pick locks.
beachdeath: beachdeath: beachdeath: beachdeath: overinvested pflag mom joyce byers oh my god i was joking it’s so he can’t escape until she’s done telling him he’s valid
I’m gonna try and get my mom to watch this next episode, or at least that one part, because she’s from New York and would probably get a kick out of that Jersey joke
gemlings: the woes of bath time shepard tells dad jokes and liara is the galaxy’s most patient mom
glitteropal:she’s a mom who tries to be cool and everybody wants to fuck her but runs away from her food and her jokes
Q: what would your gem weapon be? Deedee: A healing blanket, because she’s a mom and has that maternal drive Michaela: The power of a bad joke Shelby: The power to read minds
greninjaaaa: Two digital watercolor Satoshi / Ash painting because my mom told me: “come on, draw him smiling”. not joking lol [ HQ 1 // HQ 2 ]
greed: so i tried to pull and april fools joke on my mom and
internetexplorers: mom please laugh at my jokes
magneito: magneito: magneito: does it smell like updog in here?? this is literally the oldest joke in the universe i cannot fucking believe you fell for this i tried to make my mom fall for it and she said “updog? is that a yoga position?? stop
skammmed: fun fact: my parents got married on april fools day so when i was 7 i tried to be funny and i made them an anniversary card that said ‘your marriage is a joke’ and my mom cried
the-stray-liger:the-stray-liger:wait you mean tupperware parties are a real thing that happens in the USAholy shit I thought it was a joke about how boring the lives of suburban white moms are oh my god the ammount of people confused over the existence
skammmed:fun fact: my parents got married on april fools day so when i was 7 i tried to be funny and i made them an anniversary card that said ‘your marriage is a joke’ and my mom cried
apervertedthought: My mom seen at school, during the times when she taught AP Calc. I always thought she just enjoyed the attention from guys (shy, nerdy ones at that, as she joked with me and dad about how she had a thing for nerds). I didn’t realize
kingerock288: afreakin-goddess: This is no joke tho. one time my brother snuck out, managed to get past all the obstacles that come with having an African mother, except one. MY MOM HAD A DREAM THAT MY GRANDMOTHER TOLD HER TO WAKE UP AND CHECK ON THE
snowyfeline: Cobalt’s morning routine, right after making sure her daughter gets to bed. About the shirt, Violet got it for her for Moother’s day as a joke gift… because she’s bigger than her mom.
sub-mom-incest: Uhhh ok honey I think you better stop there, I didnt think you were gonna actually cum into my ass, I thought you were joking! Now help me clean up before your father gets home, we still have a few hours but I dont want my ass to be so
think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting
transnaruhina:au where kushina is alive and she treats hinata as her own daughter. kurenai is hinata’s adoptive mom but kushina jokes about being kurenai’s ex and about how they had hinata together. so after having a childhood with no parents
ronaldkn0x: u know how everyone has a mom friend? well im the dad friend. i’ll make shitty jokes and then ill try to build a fucking deck
thighetician: kngshxt: Y’all think I be joking when I tell women to shoot these men that are predatory and violent towards them, but I’m dead ass serious. Me and my mom got our concealed carry licenses the same day and I’ve been begging my sister
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