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punchdrunklove: breakingipods: breakingipods: everyone is making jokes about how britain should take back the colonies but I mean i really don’t think Britain wants us anymore America is like the crack addicted son that stole his moms boat and sailed
midsummerdream: from my moms old photos. glad to know people have been making the same jokes for decades
awesomephilia: hungarian: do moms diss each other with “ur son” jokes ur son’s so stupid, he thinks your birthday is on mother’s day
dampsandwich: my mom didn’t get me oreos from the grocery store. joke’s on her though when i’m not around to take care of her at an old age
aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting Taylor Swift but you can still
swtorlife: isis-: gthorndal: so i came up with a joke the other day while i was showering and it’s quite possibly the dumbest thing i’ve ever thought but i laughed for a good five minutes out loud in the shower my mom thought something was wrong
daveyofficial: danisontnonfire: thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon: tylurrjoseph: freekittensinmyvan: huffylemon: 6th graders This makes me so uncomfortable wait are these not a joke #Smarties They need to be stopped First kiss besides his mom
trust: pengurin: ivyaura: why do white people get so butthurt over white people jokes like idc i find them hilarious because they’re so REAL i think mustard is spicy, my mom is a pinterest person, my brothers wear basketball shorts and nike socks
religiousmom: The only joke my mom ever made was me
startplaysmile:I jokingly asked my mom to knit a sweater for my cat. she took it seriously, and actually did it
amazingemmaisonfire: My mom just gave me Fall Out Boy tickets to concert that I thought I wouldn’t be able to go to because I was handicapped. So no joke I am going to vidcon and might meet Dan and Phil then 2 weeks later seeing Fall Out Boy live for
kisaragi-tono: welcome-to-kidos-womb: Kido 1% boobs Seto 99% tree hugger Kano 70% legs Mary 90% hair Momo 34% boobs Ene 98% cute Shintaro 100% Virgin Hibiya 56% Shota Konoha 80% Negima. Kido 99% mom Seto 1% deer Kano 30% jokes Mary 10% fujoshi Momo
Remember that “are you my mom Iwa chan” joke?
Me: can I get feathers in my hair?! Mom: don’t even joke about it!
pengurin: ivyaura: why do white people get so butthurt over white people jokes like idc i find them hilarious because they’re so REAL i think mustard is spicy, my mom is a pinterest person, my brothers wear basketball shorts and nike socks like who
ivyaura: why do white people get so butthurt over white people jokes like idc i find them hilarious because they’re so REAL i think mustard is spicy, my mom is a pinterest person, my brothers wear basketball shorts and nike socks like who cares we’re
Our deep, bright dreams: andimprouvaire: do you ever share a tumblr joke with your mom only you...
internetexplorers: mom please laugh at my jokes
aobas-cumface: My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting Taylor Swift but you can still
greed: so i tried to pull and april fools joke on my mom and
validx2: When you joking with ya mom and then she turns it into a lecture
citylightsandnightflights: hancljob: mom!! we better go to the hospital! looks like im a Homosexual! Is this a joke
malindagrace: notwithoutsyn: tsumugu-sama: when he’s bigger than you expected Delete this I’m so excited to go to the art museums in Rome and Florence and make so many jokes with my mom
shescheatingbro: Your wife and son were hanging out in the backyard by the pool. Your son jokingly asked, “Mom, do you mind if I skinny dip?” She looked up from her book, “Sure why not. I won’t look.” Your son’s face turned red and he said,
mommy-breeder: Dad had been a pain in the ass the entire road trip. Finally, mom had enough and at the next motel she joked that HE’D be in the second room. He started laughing about all the extra sleep he’d get without her snoring, but when I followed
trans-mom: Don’t make fun of people with stds. Don’t use stds as a joke or insult. Don’t call people with stds “gross.” I don’t fucking care who it is don’t fucking do that shit.
ronaldkn0x: u know how everyone has a mom friend? well im the dad friend. i’ll make shitty jokes and then ill try to build a fucking deck
poeticrican: fiialqamarr: adorkableblackberry: wherethekindasortawildthingsare: the-goddamazon: kiss-me-on-myneck: yasboogie: White Syracuse school guard’s ‘joke’ gets black student to assume the position, mom says Twelve-year-old Brandon
bajike:princejock:aobas-cumface:My 13 year old sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting Taylor Swift
sexualcontrol: When my girlfriends mom came up to school, i got to meet her the first time. We went out to dinner, and joked and enjoyed the evening. When she was leaving - she said, “Make sure you keep my daughter in line”. I smiled a bit and
realsexvideos: stegrey: Mom told my big sister to wake me up for school coz she went to work early, I was being a brat for Sis and not getting up so she said she would make me cum if I promised to get out of bed I said ok thinking she was joking, as
saxypone: My mom either knows too much or the joke is on her.
think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting
carpebutts: empress-homogay: “oh i love your name” “thanks i picked it out myself” is an A+ trans joke me, making fun of cis people: “nice name, did your mom pick it out for you?”
greed: so i tried to pull an april fools joke on my mom and
andimprouvaire:do you ever share a tumblr joke with your mom only you need to like, cut the curse words and complete the sentences and by the time you do that it’s a completely different syntactical structure and possibly a separate language I’ve
the-birdie: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting Taylor Swift but
When your mom makes a "yo' mama" joke
